~Retreat Time~

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Well, as both Z and myself attend a private Catholic school (against our will but thats a side note) we're required to do loads of stupid stuff, devote our time after school to work on their god forsaken fund raisers, participate in their extremist religious customs, and in addition to that, we have to go on their retreat. Now, as some of you may be aware I am not any kind of Christian, and I attended the year before, and it is a full weekend of hellish torture that reduced me to strapping my own hand with the provided name-tag string and seeing how much pain my hand would tolerate by the pressure applied before it forced me to stop pulling, just to do something that wasn't religious brain-washing.

So I'm effectively being shipped out to the bowels of hell for a weekend, when I get back, I will most likely be three times the level of pissed off your mother is/was/will be when she finds out what you did to that toad in the backyard last summer. Either that or I'll be bat shit insane, which is probably the better of the alternatives...I can't speak for little bro Z, but I assume he'll be similarly amused by this retreat. I don't see how you call it a retreat, but whatever...any Catholic readers can instead substitute the above with:

I am going to find my deep inner self through reflective, silent, prayer and emerge a more holy and virtuous person through the wise touch of the Lord.

The rest may read this as:

FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

In simple terms for the bums in the audience who don't want to read:

Hage is goin away 4 wekkend. B back l8r dudes, kk? O, n Z is 2.

Age : 31 Posts : 161

Cya Hage the staff will take care of it! C ya for a while i go to a Chinese Private school so i get double the work! I know how it feels.

Age : 31 Posts : 276

Hope you survive. It's called spending 5 hours in a Shinto Temple. It's boring as fuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk......

Though yours is much worse. >>

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have fun

Age : 27 Posts : 332

LMAO i go to a jesuit skl...and have to MEDITATE!!!!!! on the 29 to 31.....its a bummer i know..

Age : 29 Posts : 1256

back, no comment on the retreat....... oh gawd

Age : 31 Posts : 276

Welcome back from hell. xD

Age : 30 Posts : 8965

hahaha! Bet it was great! Pedobear

Age : 37 Posts : 1136

Welcome back from your relaxing break. I can just sense the inner calm now radiating from you like a nuclear reactor in bleakest russia

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That calm would be caused by our lack of energy, after a deep sleep we should go back to radiating with mild fear and confusion.

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The only way to cope with thoughs types of things is to take-the-piss the whole time. I hope you guys did that, it is very amusing. ^^

WB!

Age : 34 Posts : 1492

Hahahahaha, just so long as you didnt give those poor nuns heart attacks.

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Caranore wrote:: Hahahahaha, just so long as you didnt give those poor nuns heart attacks.

Pff, I could've done far worse in the way of giving them heartattacks, I had a ram skull around my neck on a string (silver of course, not real, that'd be way to god damn cool...) and I am very well versed in all the things I'm 'not supposed to know'. We could always start with a nice pentagram crossed over it and a short recital of my favorite demon, what he does, why he does, and why the nun in question is pissing him off at the moment Very Happy

Age : 34 Posts : 1492

... Thats almost a promised heart attack haha.

Shoulda gotten the book The Nercomincon i believe it is and brought it with you. Essentially a Satanist book. THAT would have give way to a whollleeee new world of nervous for them.

Subject: Re: ~Retreat Time~ Mon 08 Mar 2010, 5:03 pm

would just like to note, in case you didnt already no, that the pentagram is not, by originality, a satanic symbol. They adopted it for their own bastardized needs i suppose, not really sure.

(has read satanic bible and owns copy. Some things i say amen to and other things anton lavy proves hes just a psychopathic nut job with a bastardized twist of the truth and what should be.)

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Hage wrote:

Caranore wrote:: Hahahahaha, just so long as you didnt give those poor nuns heart attacks.

Pff, I could've done far worse in the way of giving them heartattacks, I had a ram skull around my neck on a string (silver of course, not real, that'd be way to god damn cool...) and I am very well versed in all the things I'm 'not supposed to know'. We could always start with a nice pentagram crossed over it and a short recital of my favorite demon, what he does, why he does, and why the nun in question is pissing him off at the moment Very Happy

My my, looks like someone would make the devil extremely happy TEEHEE

. Heh, just kidding.

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Lets face, those nuns would've blown their tops if I was caught reading a book labeled as authored by Charles Fort. Instead, I brought a compoliation of Charles Fort's works labeled under another author who compiled them and read that instead. Good ol' Fort, sure you burned down your house and notes on a few occasions and you're a little bit eccentric but damn you make a good point Razz

Age : 30 Posts : 8965

Yep, sounds like you enjoyed it XD