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Vengeful Cupcake
Age : 34 Posts : 12
| Subject: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 6:30 am | |
| I don't believe in Introductions, but I do believe in first impressions. I believe that things can both be true and untrue depending only on how you look at it.
I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Jesus, Ganesh and Osiris. I belive that the nearly the entire earth was formed from the decomposing body of a frost giant. Yet, I believe that such things are bizzare. I believe that people are perfectable and knowledge is infinite.
I believe that the future is doomed and the future is full of promise. I believe the world is run by a group of the most rich and powerful, but I believe we can have a hand in our own lives. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative.
I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe the women make things more difficult than needed and I believe that men can be dramatic. I believe that bad sex can be good sex and good sex can be bad sex and if anyone says sex is overrated hasnt done it properly.
I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like in War of the Worlds. I believe that people are too clean for their own good and I believe that people are fithly.
"I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do, whom I can pray to and is willing to intercede in my life for my betterment. But I also believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to place betts on our own misery. But I find it more comforting to think of the universe as a mess of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck.
To sum it up, it really is quite difficult to introduce myself. I h$$$ave only RPed a few short lived times before and my experiences never seem to end quite well. I am not sure if I can believe that this time might be any different, and yet I believe in hope. |
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Leon Orcot
Age : 30 Posts : 204
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 8:30 am | |
| I like this person, we need more like you!
Welcome to US!
Call me Leon! I'll see you (or I won't) in the CB! |
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Adam
Age : 31 Posts : 8965
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 9:08 am | |
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Captain Konoha
Age : 32 Posts : 1912
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 9:39 am | |
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Welcome to the site |
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BK-201
Posts : 1729
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 9:43 am | |
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Leon Orcot
Age : 30 Posts : 204
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 9:50 am | |
| Found your soul mate Travis? |
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BK-201
Posts : 1729
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 9:54 am | |
| - The Gambler wrote:
- Found your soul mate Travis?
I just found a bitching new emote I want to use at every available opportunity. |
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~Fox~
Age : 35 Posts : 1113
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 12:13 pm | |
| Welcome! |
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Chris
Age : 29 Posts : 3145
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 12:28 pm | |
| You sound so... politician |
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BK-201
Posts : 1729
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 12:29 pm | |
| - Chris wrote:
- You sound so... politician
I like her views. Especially the giant-bones bit. As they say, Jesus promised to bring an end to wicked people, but Odin promised to bring an end to Ice Giants.
I don't see any Ice Giants. |
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Ulkira
Age : 31 Posts : 1836
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Sun 16 Jun 2013, 11:39 pm | |
| My thoughts while reading your introduction:
"Man, I have this sudden craving for cupcakes."
Also, welcome. |
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Euphoria
Posts : 327
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:29 am | |
| As far as first impressions go;
Or maybe it was;
Either way, welcome! |
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Vengeful Cupcake
Age : 34 Posts : 12
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Mon 17 Jun 2013, 1:37 am | |
| Im not really sure how to respond to all these....
Thanks for the warm welcome |
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Euphoria
Posts : 327
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Ulkira
Age : 31 Posts : 1836
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Mon 17 Jun 2013, 7:08 am | |
| - Vengeful Cupcake wrote:
- Im not really sure how to respond to all these....
We at Ultimate Shinobi are proud to say that we have that effect on people. |
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Leon Orcot
Age : 30 Posts : 204
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Søren
Posts : 1187
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:55 am | |
| Welcome :3 |
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Flare
Age : 29 Posts : 3640
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:24 am | |
| ... I saw loads about sex... |
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Chris
Age : 29 Posts : 3145
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:15 pm | |
| - Wildfire wrote:
- ... I saw loads about sex...
Pretty sure nothing was said about sex o_o
How high are you right now? |
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TNT
Age : 30 Posts : 644
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:34 am | |
| Well, Vengeful one, allow me to make a first impression of my own. I hope you think it's a good one.
Penis.
Hehe. |
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Leighton
Age : 29 Posts : 766
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Wed 19 Jun 2013, 1:01 am | |
| Uh, hello there. Don't join Konoha, they smell funny and have no candy or cookies. They offer you nothing but lies. |
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Captain Konoha
Age : 32 Posts : 1912
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:46 pm | |
| - Leighton wrote:
- Uh, hello there. Don't join Konoha, they smell funny and have no candy or cookies. They offer you nothing but lies.
Pfft, you should Join Konoha, our lies taste better than cookies OR Candy. |
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Vengeful Cupcake
Age : 34 Posts : 12
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:07 pm | |
| Looks like Konoha it is :3 |
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Dari's Angel
Age : 25 Posts : 1767
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:15 pm | |
| Many yays, good choice. |
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Adam
Age : 31 Posts : 8965
| Subject: Re: What do you expect? Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:50 pm | |
| Strong bump. |
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