Freaking Pranksters. [Sc Training]

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Aoi's eyes shot open as the sunlight violently assaulted the dazed jounin. He gritted his teeth as he forced his eyes shut again to avoid the bright light. He rolled over in an attempt to reaching for his pillow only to get a face full of grass. His eyes slowly opened once more, this time he was wide awake. Someone had moved him out of his bedroom and into the forest, whether it was a prank or an enemy he'd assure that it wouldn't happen again. He slowly pushed himself up while scanning the area for anything strange. Well, other than the fact he is half naked in the middle of the forest. There were small remnants of foot prints from those who decided to test their luck. They had ran off after dropping the jounin in the forest, normally Aoi would dismiss this and go home. However something in the grass shined, it had caught his eye just as he turned away from it. He slowly stood up and noticed something blue to his right as he became aware that various colored items surrounded him. The jounin was only in his blue boxers as he stood up to his full height. It wasn't definitely something that he wanted to be seen doing.

He made his way towards the shining object before realizing that it was his necklace. His eyes widened as he snatched it up quickly and spun on his heels. He saw a pair of his boxers sitting in the branches of a nearby tree along with his spear to the right of it. He quickly leapt up the tree and snatched his spear before falling down. He barely managed to catch himself before he fell on his ass. He prepared another jump as he leapt back up towards the branches so he could take his boxers. As he made it to his boxers he was greeted by a squirrel that had taken a liking to his boxers. Turns out squirrels were pretty stubborn and don't like to share things they find. Aoi found this out as he reached for his boxers only to have the squirrel take the boxers and flee. Aoi growled as he landed on his feet and took off after the squirrel. His only incantation of where it could be was the rustling in the leaves above him. His eyes honed in on the disturbance the squirrel would make as it ran through the tree line. He squinted his eyes to try and focus on the smallest detail of movement the squirrel made. It was difficult, Aoi would give his fellow hunters that. However he wasn't going to let a challenge stop him from tracking the damn rodent. The small disturbance had stopped as Aoi came to a complete halt. He looked around slowly for where it could have went only to have no immediate answer. He walked towards the base of the tree and put his palm against it. There would be small scratch marks made by the squirrel's claws if it had ran down. He slowly analyzed the base of the tree until he found claw marks. They weren't the one he was looking for though. He clicked his tongue as he found another set that seemed to be fresher. This wasn't the best method to track but it was the only method he had on him. He used his spear tip and cut a line beside the claw marks to compare how fresh it was. The claw marks weren't too old yet they weren't as fresh as the cut he made with his spear tip. Aoi growled as he looked towards where the claw marks pointed.

He saw a small disturbance in the grass where something small had ran. Aoi took what he could get and followed the path. As he turned around a tree he noticed something move on his right. Aoi quickly ran after it as he found what he was looking for. The squirrel had taken off again as soon as Aoi came close to it. The damn rodent didn't want to give back his boxers no matter how much he chased it. The jounin admired its tenacity however it was not what he wanted to deal with at this time. Aoi realized that he had no idea what time it was. He ran towards the squirrel while trying to calculate the tempature and time. It felt like it was seventy-eight degrees fahrenheit or twenty-five celsius. It was nice and warm with the sun poking through the trees however it couldn't see the sun directly. Aoi usually woke up at ten in the morning at the latest however he had recently been waking up at eight. He knew his time frame in which he needed to figure out when he woke up in the forest, he spent a good ten minutes moving around. It took about twenty minutes from his house to the forest,

"Damn it... Now isn't the time to try and figure out where that prankster went... I need to get those boxers and head home..." The jounin obviously wasn't too thrilled with the thought of standing in the forest with only his boxers. The squirrel finally stopped for a moment to try and climb into its hole, a big mistake on its part. Aoi lunged for it as he caught the creature by the neck in his right hand. It tried to squirm under his grip only to find that it wasn't going home any time soon. Aoi used his left hand and took his boxers out of the squirrel's mouth as it weakly tried to struggle. Aoi put the boxers over his shoulder as he pulled the squirrel closer to his face.

"Shh... You won't die today. Be calm..." Aoi whispered to it softly before finally letting it go. The creature sat in his hand a little scared before he motioned for it to hop into its tree. The squirrel happily did so as it leapt into the hole never to be seen by Aoi again. The jounin turned around as he prepared to head home only to see the slightest hint of movement from the treeline. Aoi wasn't going to let whatever it was get away after what just happened to him. He leapt up toward the branches and pulled himself up with his left arm only to come face to face with the little shit that did this to him. Both were awkwardly quiet until Aoi started to smile.

"Hehe... I found yooooouuu..." The kid screamed as he leapt from the trees and started to run from the jounin. Aoi dropped down after him and started another chase towards the kid. This one was much easier to keep track of with his eyes, for some reason each of his movements became so obvious to Aoi. Aoi noted the smell of the ocean as they approached the treeline, it made him question why it would smell like the ocean if they were only in the forest. Shouldn't they be in the training grounds? Aoi looked at the sky and he clicked his tongue. He finally could tell the time and it was roughly noon. That means he slept in more than usual and the kid had been following him this entire time. Aoi didn't like that thought of the kid just following him and laughing. He went faster as he was within range to grab the kid as they bursted out of the treeline. The two flew in mid air for a moment as they landed in the middle of the fisherman's port. Every person there knew of Aoi from his hunting and fishing habits. However they had no idea why he was half naked and chasing some kid through a forest.

"You little shit! You put me in the forest by the port?!" Aoi yelled out as they both hit the ground running. Aoi could easily tell that the inhabitants of the port were snickering at his luck. He was well known for catching big fish only for his line to break while reeling it in. The kid made a sharp turn towards the village, at their current speed Aoi would be running through the village in his boxers. He wasn't going to let some kid make a fool of him any longer. He studied the kid's body build as he began to make his analysis. They were small and slender. Probably some genin thinking it would be funny to tell his friends he pranked the hound of kumogakure. Everytime he turned he leaned into it before turning. His right arm had a bit of a limp to it while moving, possibly from falling out of the tree when Aoi found him. The kid over all was predictable with his turns however Aoi just wasn't moving fast enough to take advantage of it.

"Alright if you stop running I won't hit you!" Aoi yelled out as he noticed the kid start to turn around. The kid had turned on his heels while back peddling only to flip off Aoi. He stuck his tongue out and spun back around only to take off again. Aoi was slightly stunned that someone dared to insult him when he was chasing them. His brow furrowed as he ran even faster towards the kid with a small frown on his lips. They were just leaving the border of the port as it would take them a good minute or two to get the the village. Aoi planned to catch the kid before then. He would not hurt the kid, just scare him a little. Maybe dangle him off a cliff so he would not try to mess with Aoi again. Probably just tell his parents so they could do the punishment.

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Now Aoi would use this time to make a mad dash for the kid. He wasn't going to let anyone make a fool of him so easily. The kid probably thought it was funny to make a jounin look stupid, poor thing. Aoi wasn't the person to take lightly. He had a history of being underestimated. The jounin took in deep breaths as he slowed down with his stride. He was trying to regulate his heart rate so he could just use his burst of speed to catch the kid instantly. His leg muscles flexing with each step as they ached to go to their limit.

Aoi felt the animalistic instinct scream inside of him as he wanted to push his limit. Each part of him wanted to be exhausted, it wanted a challenge. Aoi's breathing finally was regulated as he smiled to himself. Each step seemed to take him farther and faster, the distance between the two was being closed fast. Extremely fast. The kid looked back to see the hound of kumogakure on his tail, his eyes widened as he tried to go faster but hit his limit. He couldn't go any faster, he hadn't trained his body like Aoi had. Aoi could break his limits when he wanted to. The kid wasn't able to just go faster because he needed to, it was a trait that many experienced shinobi earned. They were able to force their body to go faster, last longer, hit harder. Especially when they had a goal they couldn't let slip away from them. Aoi grabbed the kid's shirt collar in one swift motion as they both came to a halt.

"So you think it is funny to prank adults eh?" Aoi asked as he eyed the kid sharply. He seemed scared that Aoi managed to catch up so fast. The kid just kept trying to hide his face from the jounin. Aoi couldn't stand to see him cower in fear much longer.

"I'm a jounin for a reason kid. You shouldn't play pranks on people who are stronger than you." Aoi sighed as he let go of the kid only to find a foot in his crotch. His eyes crossed as pain shot through out him and the kid took off.

"You little shit!" Aoi coughed out as he grabbed his crotch with his free hand. He felt like puking after that. He looked forward, he watched as that little shit ran off in the distance. He growled as he grabbed his spear and forced himself up. He took his spare boxers and tucked them into his waistband as he ran off towards the kid. Each step hurt and he felt sick but he wasn't letting the kid get away from him. The distance between the two was quickly closed as Aoi got within arms reach. He grabbed the kid's collar once more, this time he shoved the kid to the ground. Aoi grabbed the kid's arms and pulled them behind his back just as he sat down on the frightened boy. He seemed to realize that kicking Aoi in the crotch wasn't the brightest idea.

"Oi. You think this is a game kid? I'll friggin' kill ya if you try that again." The jounin looked forward, towards the village as he saw the guards at the gate eyeing him in the distance suspiciously. He waved for them to make their way over. This wasn't the best scene for Aoi and he didn't think it through very much when he called the guards over. He was a grown man with underwear tucked into his underwear sitting on the back of a small child. That was definitely not a scene that Aoi would want to spread around.

"This little shit pranked me and dragged me into the forest. That isn't before he took my spear and a pair of underwear and gave it to the animals." The guards eye'd Aoi then the child before sharing a glance with each other. They nodded their head as they moved towards the kid. They picked him up and dusted off the kid making sure he was okay. The guards then took Aoi by both of his arms and started to escort him back to the village.

"The hell?! This has gotta be a joke! Let go of me! I ain't no child molester! I am the victim!' Aoi struggled as they walked towards the village gates in the distance.

"You little shit! If I see you again I'll make sure your dad beats your ass!" Aoi yelled out towards the kid before being pulled behind the village gates.

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