Have a wonderful Birthday Darius Hugh my fellow British Gentleman.

Like generations of your noble forebears you have reached that age where you must travel out to partake of our ancient and honorable customs. You must seek our and thoroughly take advantage of a native alehouse or three plus any establishments of disrepute you can sneak yourself into. Once there you must conduct yourself in the traditional manner expected of you. You must drink heavily, dance with total lack of co-ordination (as established by Lord Shagsbottom 4th Earl of Buggeroffshire in the Royal Summer Ball of 1812), become amorous with a fine individual of your choosing and finally then throw up over said individual at the most inappropriate juncture. Do not forget to top up off this singular occasion with her majesty's recommended early hours vittles , the doner kebab.