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This Is Kind Of Embarrassing
Enzo
Age : 29 Posts : 1797
Subject: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 10:48 am
But uh.. I'm pregnant.
Adam
Age : 31 Posts : 8965
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 1:38 pm
So like, when will you be back?
Enzo
Age : 29 Posts : 1797
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 7:45 pm
9 months There aren't a lot of abortion clinics nearby because #Murrica. On the bright side, I think I'll name him/her Dari That's a unisex name right?
Cookie Monster
Age : 29 Posts : 4301
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 7:53 pm
N'awww! Who's the lucky fella to bang you hard in the penis, Ury~kins?
Enzo
Age : 29 Posts : 1797
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 8:08 pm
Migsy. You know I can't say no to him.
Cookie Monster
Age : 29 Posts : 4301
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 8:15 pm
So much disappoint. I was hoping you'd have a bit of class and go for some Arab like Eric. It's like you actually want the Portugays to continue existing.
AppleBee
Age : 31 Posts : 73
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 9:04 pm
....
This is very confusing to me... but I wish you good luck and congratulations regardless.
Take care of him/her.
Enzo
Age : 29 Posts : 1797
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 9:45 pm
Cookie Monster wrote:
So much disappoint. I was hoping you'd have a bit of class and go for some Arab like Eric. It's like you actually want the Portugays to continue existing.
He told me he was going to wear protection
Cross
Age : 30 Posts : 1012
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 10:15 pm
So.
Is your penis going to be like a windsock?
e.e
Tomas Elliot
Posts : 13
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Tue 01 Apr 2014, 10:25 pm
AppleBee wrote:
....
This is very confusing to me... but I wish you good luck and congratulations regardless.
Take care of him/her.
What day is today, again?
CYANIDE CANDY
Posts : 1084
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Wed 02 Apr 2014, 4:20 am
Enzo wrote:
Migsy. You know I can't say no to him.
... !!
AppleBee
Age : 31 Posts : 73
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Wed 02 Apr 2014, 4:48 am
CYANIDE CANDY wrote:
Enzo wrote:
Migsy. You know I can't say no to him.
... !!
The first one is completely my reaction.
Enzo
Age : 29 Posts : 1797
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Wed 02 Apr 2014, 4:49 am
CYANIDE CANDY wrote:
Enzo wrote:
Migsy. You know I can't say no to him.
... !!
Waifu I'm so sorry. It meant nothing, I swear! He used his evil anti-American witchcraft from Portugal. I couldn't stop him.
Chris
Age : 29 Posts : 3145
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Wed 02 Apr 2014, 2:24 pm
Keos
Age : 29 Posts : 1585
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Wed 02 Apr 2014, 6:28 pm
Chris wrote:
I'm lmfao, Chris! xD
Ulkira
Age : 31 Posts : 1836
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Thu 03 Apr 2014, 12:21 am
Truly, the best topic I've read all April. I laughed, I cried, I gave a minor damn. Stupendous.
I nominate this as June's TOTM. Or this month's. Whatever.
Flare
Age : 29 Posts : 3640
Subject: Re: This Is Kind Of Embarrassing Thu 03 Apr 2014, 5:20 pm
Ulkira wrote:
Truly, the best topic I've read all April. I laughed, I cried, I gave a minor damn. Stupendous.
I nominate this as June's TOTM. Or this month's. Whatever.
There aren't a lot of abortion clinics nearby because #Murrica. On the bright side, I think I'll name him/her Dari 
That's a unisex name right?
You know I can't say no to him.
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