Pokemon

Age : 34 Posts : 590

I was sitting drinking coffee today when the Pokemon theme song started playing in my head and I just had a thought. In one of the verses it says ina world we must defend.What are they defending against. Is some great alien gonna descend from space and go. "FEAR ME IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALL!!!" Then the only way to defeat him is with a super charged pikachu and all the legendaries combined??? I dunno just a thought that popped up in my head and I wanted people's opinions.

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Defend from the few competent Team Rocket members? Oh and the occasion pissed off 10 story Tentacruel.

Age : 34 Posts : 590

But team rocket doesn't even seem that dangerous

Age : 31 Posts : 1637

Originally, Team Rocket was a lot more nefarious and threatening, but they were dumbed down as the series went on.

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Giovanni was a boss.

Age : 32 Posts : 1495

Ghosts... Ever seen a ghost? Me neither, those guys will take the world over and you won't even know it!!! We must prepare, everyone buy cats, they can smell them doesn't matter if it's Gastly, Haunter or mutherfudging Misdreavus. BE PREPARED!!!

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BUT Gary always had the bitches.

Age : 34 Posts : 1209

Ace wrote:: BUT Gary always had the bitches.

Those girls were creepy. Gary was 10 years old yet he had 16 year olds hanging off of his body? Yeah...sorry me no like psycho pedos.

Age : 34 Posts : 590

But now what about the Pokemon themselves what would your gem. ORIGINAL 150 ONLY!!! No legendaries of course. Mine would be Gengar, Alakazam, Electabuzz, Starme, Arcanine, Primeape.

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Kite wrote:

Ace wrote:: BUT Gary always had the bitches.

Those girls were creepy. Gary was 10 years old yet he had 16 year olds hanging off of his body? Yeah...sorry me no like psycho pedos.

To be perfectly fair Eric, the pokemon society is one that feels 10 years old is a perfectly reasonable age to travel the world participating in international dog-fighting for a living.

Age : 34 Posts : 1209

BK-201 wrote:

Kite wrote:

Ace wrote:: BUT Gary always had the bitches.

Those girls were creepy. Gary was 10 years old yet he had 16 year olds hanging off of his body? Yeah...sorry me no like psycho pedos.

To be perfectly fair Eric, the pokemon society is one that feels 10 years old is a perfectly reasonable age to travel the world participating in international dog-fighting for a living.

That's fine. Hell I'll give a 10 year old a gun. Doesn't mean I want to sleep with them.

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Kite wrote:

BK-201 wrote:

Kite wrote:

Ace wrote:: BUT Gary always had the bitches.

Those girls were creepy. Gary was 10 years old yet he had 16 year olds hanging off of his body? Yeah...sorry me no like psycho pedos.

To be perfectly fair Eric, the pokemon society is one that feels 10 years old is a perfectly reasonable age to travel the world participating in international dog-fighting for a living.

That's fine. Hell I'll give a 10 year old a gun. Doesn't mean I want to sleep with them.

Being a cheerleader doesn't necessitate you're banging the peep or peeps you're cheering for. Unless things are more wild than those burqas would let on in the middle east Pokemon 287405

Age : 29 Posts : 3145

BK-201 wrote:: Unless things are more wild than those burqas would let on in the middle east

I admit, I loled for a good 2 minutes xD

The Pokemon Universe is weird as fuck, but everyone knows that.

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