Blackmail

Age : 30 Posts : 1256

[09:09:35] @ Lady A. : I'm a 94 baby. Currently reading the driver's license book for my G1..
[09:09:46] @ Wind : XD
[09:09:53] @ Wind : You missed the 90's! Poor girl.
[09:10:33] Y : You cease to amuse
[09:10:34] Y : I depart
[09:10:38] Y is Disconnected on Fri 3 Sep - 9:10 : NINJA VANISH
[09:10:48] @ Wind : Oh noes! Whatever will we do?
[09:10:56] @ Wind : awww.. to slow. -.-
[09:11:08] @ Lady A. : What a trollll.

Age : 30 Posts : 267

[10:44:25 03/09/10] Joshyy : HOLY FUCK.

[10:44:29 03/09/10] Joshyy : KONAN IS NAGATO.

[10:44:31 03/09/10] Joshyy : O:.

[10:44:42 03/09/10] Joshyy : WHAT THE HELL?.

[10:44:45 03/09/10] Joshyy : HOW THE HELL?.

[10:44:48 03/09/10] Joshyy : WHY THE HELL?.

[10:44:52 03/09/10] Joshyy : IF THE HELL? D<.

[10:45:10 03/09/10] Joshyy : Madara... called her... Nagato... o.o.

[10:45:27 03/09/10] Joshyy : Either it's a serious Kishimoto mistake or the biggest plot twist thus far. xD.

[10:46:20 03/09/10] Daedalus : ...the fuck?.

[10:47:37 03/09/10] Joshyy : Imo.

[10:47:48 03/09/10] Joshyy : My friend is gay if Konan has a dick too.

Age : 30 Posts : 1256

Wind wrote:: When Kakuhan (Hage's Jounin) Took an interest in Saya, he implanted a seed in her

Age : 30 Posts : 267

[16:18:39 02/12/10] @ Ken : Well atleast after i'm baptized i can start teaching classes....

[16:19:24 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : lol...I can't imagine you teaching a Class, bruh..

[16:19:44 02/12/10] @ Ken : Why is that? xD.

[16:20:22 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : I mean come on....it'd be like having Snoop Dog run a AA meeting.

[16:20:30 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : or Mel Gibson teach the Jews.

[16:20:53 02/12/10] @ Ken : xD.

[16:21:27 02/12/10] @ Ken : I'm not that bad am i?.

[16:21:40 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : lol...no..

[16:22:19 02/12/10] @ Ken : Besides i'm only teaching 14-15 year olds...Mostly girls to..

[16:22:43 02/12/10] * Ken slaps self "Bad joseph bad!".

[16:25:58 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : Damn bruh...you praying for some Virgin Mary's eh?.

[16:28:39 02/12/10] @ Ken : xD.

[16:28:58 02/12/10] @ Ken : I'm just tired of dateing sluts is all.

[16:29:16 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : Amen Preacher Ken...Amen....

[16:29:22 02/12/10] @ Ken : XD.

[16:29:50 02/12/10] @ Ken : "I'm just tired of dateing sluts is all." the words of brother ken "Amen" >>.

[16:30:08 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : Yeah....

[16:30:25 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : I guess I can create you a church forum.

[16:30:49 02/12/10] @ Ken : Huh?.

[16:31:30 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : I can create you a forum for you to hold services in on the site.

[16:31:41 02/12/10] @ Ken : Nah man its cool.

[16:31:56 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : lol.

[16:32:04 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : Just kidding anyways bruh.

[16:32:29 02/12/10] @ Ken : There was always one story that i laughed at from the bible...The burning bush.

[16:32:42 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : lol....

[16:34:47 02/12/10] @ Ken : I know its gods word and all but in todays life you could make up some messed up stuff about it >>.

[16:34:55 02/12/10] @ Alex Ruler : true that.

[16:35:23 02/12/10] @ Ken : Like "Man what the hell was he on to be talking to a bush thats on fire." >>.

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

[01:35:45] Schrodinger : I wanna go molesting <-<

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

[20:04:33] @ Dan : My g'parents are weird.
[20:04:42] @ Dan : my grandmother walked in on me and a girl once.
[20:04:52] @ Dan : I have never and my mother have never lived it down
[20:05:10] @ Adam : Your an idiot, Dan.
[20:05:14] @ John : lolol
[20:05:22] @ Adam : Why would you have sex when your grandparents were there/visiting/in the house.
[20:05:36] @ Dan : They went out to get groceries
[20:05:39] @ Dan : and came home early. D<
[20:05:52] @ John : He never thought he'd last that long!
[20:06:25] @ Dan : No.. We timed it horribly.
[20:07:08] @ Adam : They were going for 10 minutes
[20:07:12] @ Adam : and you thought that was enough time
[20:07:15] @ Adam : To get your dick wet.
[20:07:25] @ Adam : and they walked in when you climaxed
[20:07:28] @ Adam : What happened?
[20:07:32] @ Adam : They broke down in the driveway
[20:07:39] @ Adam : were gone for two minutes, max.

I lol'd pretty hard.

Age : 27 Posts : 198

[15:17:45] Schrodinger : I need to poop

Just because you can share everything on the internet, doesn't mean you should. xD

Age : 30 Posts : 1236

[21:23:36 19/12/10] @ Adam : I don't wanna be distracted.
[21:23:45 19/12/10] @ Adam : I'm trying to do a post.
[21:25:03 19/12/10] Drew : Im playing xbox
[21:25:34 19/12/10] @ Dan : I'm watching guy sebastian. <<
[21:26:25 19/12/10] Drew : never heard of that
[21:27:53 19/12/10] @ Adam : FUCKING AMERICANS
[21:28:17 19/12/10] @ Adam : Drew, do you know who Short Stack are?
[21:28:20 19/12/10] @ Adam : Grinspoon?
[21:28:25 19/12/10] @ Adam : Noiseworks?
[21:28:29 19/12/10] Drew : Im english
[21:28:31 19/12/10] @ Adam : Powderfinger?
[21:28:37 19/12/10] @ Dan : LAWL!

[22:47:39] Drew : Lonely
[22:47:46] Drew : I am so Lonely
[22:47:50] Dan has been disconnected the Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:47 pm (session timeout)
[22:47:50] Drew : I have no body
[22:47:59] Drew : all on my ownnn ownn yeh
[22:48:06] Dan has joined the chat on Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:48 pm
[22:48:16] @ Dan : Wow How embarrassing. <<

*whipcrack*

Age : 33 Posts : 18

[00:58:09] @ Strange Ace : I feel like my RPing skills are over. If I ever had some.

Posts : 2032

[17:10:37] Moderator status withdrawn to Ree by Adam
[17:10:42] Ree has been kicked by Adam
[17:10:44] Moderator status given to Ree by Todd
[17:10:50] Ree has joined the chat on Wed 22 Dec - 17:10
[17:10:50] Daedalus : zzz
[17:10:58] Ree has been kicked by Adam
[17:11:00] Klown : who< the girl you kissed?
[17:11:04] Ree has joined the chat on Wed 22 Dec - 17:11
[17:11:06] lifeanddeath has been disconnected the Wed 22 Dec - 17:11 (session timeout)
[17:11:08] @ Ree : DAMN IT ADAM
[17:11:12] @ Ree : Yes, Klown
[17:11:16] @ Todd : what chu been up to dae?
[17:11:19] @ Ree : Stop being biased
[17:11:29] Daedalus : relaxing
[17:11:35] @ Ree : Its not my fault your not as hot as Todd D;

* Shame Adam. xD

Posts : 1044

Quote :: [22:52:18] Y : Now I can make JJ say all the things I know he wants to say deep inside...
[22:52:30] Z : I am a raging homosexual
[22:52:34] Z : I like dicks
[22:52:38] Z : I like fish-dicks
[22:52:43] Z : I like fish-dicks in my mouth
[22:52:47] @ Ree : xD
[22:52:54] @ Ree : I said that to my principal
[22:53:00] @ Ree : And she didn't get it
[22:53:16] Z : I stare at bicycle pumps for uncomfortably long amounts of time while envisioning them in my ass
[22:53:30] @ Dan : What do you mean Kris?
[22:53:31] Z : I am most definitely JJ now
[22:53:44] Z : Definitely
[22:54:02] Z : JJ is now logging off
[22:54:07] @ Dan : Oh sweet James.
[22:54:08] Z : to have buttsex with a camel
[22:54:10] Sir K : I created a topic in Kumo, Dan.
[22:54:12] Z : like MEN USED TO DO
[22:54:14] @ Dan : HOLY SHIT
[22:54:20] Z is Disconnected on Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:54 pm
[22:54:26] @ Dan : There is like 6 refs in the NFL.
[22:55:03] Y : JJ has admitted his homosexuality
[22:55:10] Y : as a duty-bound elder brother
[22:55:16] Y : I must now make his life hell
[22:55:22] Sir K : O.o
[22:55:52] Y : starting with quoting and blackmailing all of that...

Best. Brother. Ever.

Age : 26 Posts : 239

LMAO! We all know that was you, Hage xD

Posts : 1044

Quote :: [22:52:18] Y : Now I can make JJ say all the things I know he wants to say deep inside...

That should be evident.

Age : 26 Posts : 239

[00:03:29] @ Adam : BITCHES LOVE BLING! Blackmail - Page 4 287405

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

[11:29:59] @ Shinji : Pfft didn't you know? Homosexuality attracts women (Y)

Age : 30 Posts : 1256

[16:16:01] @ Adam : Well I'm doing such a fine job that I think I deserve a pay rise.

Age : 28 Posts : 173

[10:25:40] Keitaro : Guys just a quick note. If i go missing for 2-5 years know this. I'm in prison for killing sevral 12 year olds and wrecking a chruch owned van
----------Later---------
[10:29:01] Keitaro : Anyways -fixes his tie- be back around 7 or 8 eastern time
[10:29:07] Keitaro is Disconnected on Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:29 am
[10:29:15] Neviux : You know who I hate?
[10:29:16] Neviux : Keitaro

Age : 28 Posts : 2538

Quote :: [19:20:38] Saint has joined the chat on Thu 30 Dec - 19:20
[19:20:45] Saint : i will rape ur eye
[19:24:03] @ Aaron : Sounds lovely.

Age : 28 Posts : 2538

Quote :: [23:40:53] Mino. : I'm Justin Beiber, a 51 year old secretive paedophile who likes to touch young girls.
[23:41:33] @ Adam : Oh my god I remember when Justin Bieber jokes used to be funny. TEEHEE
[23:41:40] @ Adam : Oh wait, no I don't. D:

Posts : 1044

Quote :: [00:13:30] Y : I believe I find the current denizens to be rather fun loving and gay
[00:13:34] Y : would you not concur?
[00:14:24] Camisado : quite, quite. I do believe that the only possible prop that could further intrigue them would be an assortment of sticks compiled in one area
[00:14:51] Y : oh quite right, we should erect a faggot on this gay occassion
[00:15:41] Camisado : Indeed, we shall erect this large faggot with gay pride. Use gentlemen take great pride in our happiness.
[00:16:24] Y : and have it stand very firm and make it very large, this faggot of ours on this gay occassion, to symbolize just how gay of an occassion it truly is
[00:17:10] Camisado : Alas, we have not the number of sticks to erect such a faggot
[00:17:38] Neviux : It appears to me, that instead of this being about a bundle of sticks
[00:18:42] Camisado : Aye, verily I agree with this solution. However, the trees in our forest are far to soft to be made into a proper faggot
[00:17:47] Y : tis not a problem, we shall simply have to gather more hard tree-wood rods
[00:17:58] Neviux : You simply enjoy utilizing potentially offensive terms in their synonymous meanings
[00:19:17] Y : Oh Nev, your grand abilities of insight can compare only to your ability to point out things everybody else already understands and thus make a poor attempt to ruin the humor in a moment others have worked hard to create and maintain...
[00:19:36] * Y breaks Nevs neck
[00:19:41] Y : anyways, gentlemen Z...
[00:19:57] Y : we shall simply have to find firmer trees
[00:19:59] Camisado : Quite the display of violence
[00:20:02] * Dark Shadow Breaks Y's Neck then urinates on Y's face
[00:20:21] Camisado : But where shall we venture to find such firm wooden structures?
[00:20:49] * Y reveals himself to be urethra travelling amazon fish and ventures up Shadow's urethra and deals irrepairable and immensely painful damage before reexitting
[00:21:44] Camisado : Pardon my harsh language for a few seconds gentleman Y
[00:21:49] Camisado : fuck
[00:23:10] Y : Well gentlemen Z, that was quite a firm exclaimation
[00:23:24] Y : but we should better focus on our location of harder wood
[00:24:40] Camisado : I have concocted a strong and solid idea in my head while you were assaulting that naive
[00:25:00] Camisado : I believe that venturing to Africa would be of great interest
[00:25:10] Camisado : then we shall inspect a tribal area
[00:25:22] Camisado : where we may be able to find bare trees wearing little bark
[00:25:27] Camisado : and exam the quality
[00:25:44] Y : ah yes, we should be able to find hard wood there for a proper faggot
[00:26:44] Camisado : However, these savages tend to get angry when having their wood examined
[00:28:19] Y : then we shall have to be very delicate when handling their hard wood
[00:28:46] Camisado : I fear we may have to
[00:29:42] Y : but in the end we will have ourselves a grand motley of hard woods with which to erect a proper, firm, faggot for our gay occassion
[00:30:59] Y : alas the primary inquiry at our present junction is to determine how to properly handle the natives hard woods
[00:32:03] Camisado : One can only hope that this faggot is gay enough to please the gay citizens of the town. If it isn't, I fear we may have a big and throbbing problem on our hands.
[00:32:58] Y : we should only hope to ensure that the problem does not explode and make a mess of things
[00:33:20] Camisado : Quite the mess that would make

Modified by triming out background comments.

Age : 30 Posts : 1236

Poor Boondicks the porno.

Quote :: [17:34:59] Camisado : I just watched an episode of Boondocks in which this guy was interrogated by hving his nuts kicked
[17:35:01] Camisado : ._.
[17:35:09] @ Blaize : ha
[17:35:41] Camisado : it was hilarious
[17:35:46] Camisado : and painful to watch
[17:35:57] Camisado : anyone want a link?
[17:37:22] Neviux has been disconnected the Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:37 pm (session timeout)
[17:37:48] @ Dan : i've seen that porno.
[17:37:48] @ Blaize : sure
[17:38:08] @ Blaize : boondocks= the shitaki mushrooms
[17:38:14] @ Blaize : lol
[17:38:33] Camisado : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-7fD7yyUaU
[17:39:07] @ Dan : when they published the shop they accidentally put a third o in, it was supposed to be an i and one epic porno.
[17:39:08] Camisado :
[17:39:11] @ Dan : show***
[17:39:20] Camisado : wut?
[17:39:33] @ Blaize : i like riley's fuck you rant
[17:39:35] @ Blaize : hahah
[17:39:36] @ Blaize : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gixs6bYC0Qo
[17:39:58] @ Dan : <.<
[17:40:04] @ Dan : Wow what kind of porno is this? :O
[17:40:10] @ Blaize : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0NbvFon2KA&feature=related
[17:40:15] @ Blaize : watch this link frst
[17:40:17] @ Blaize : then that one
[17:40:17] Camisado : I love that chocolate episode xD
[17:40:18] @ Blaize : hahahahaha
[17:40:25] @ Dan : Oh my. ;O
[17:40:31] @ Dan : Sexual.
[17:40:52] @ Blaize : f** the queen
[17:40:52] Camisado : Fuck You. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck those socks with the belt on it. Fuck yo gay ass Harry Potter accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck yo yuck mouth teeth. Fuck yo hair piece. Fuck yo chocolate. Fuck Guy Richie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck The Queen. This is America. My President is Black and my Lambo is Blue Nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room. And if I see you in the street i’m slapping the shit outta ya.
[17:40:53] @ Blaize : hahah
[17:40:56] @ Blaize : OMG
[17:40:59] Camisado :
[17:41:00] @ Blaize : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
[17:41:04] @ Blaize : YES!

Arguably the worst porno ever made.

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Quote :: 15:13:14] Saint : you can suck my dick if you dont like my shit, cuz i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick

[15:13:28] BakaRanger : eeee

[15:13:33] BakaRanger : ...

[15:13:49] BakaRanger : who cares?

[15:14:26] Saint : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV6orOwu8sQ

[15:14:39] Banana Bread : ..

[15:14:56] BakaRanger : aa eminem

[15:15:07] BakaRanger : however

[15:15:15] BakaRanger : do not write that stuff on the chat -.-

[15:15:19] BakaRanger : you can get banned

[15:15:38] Saint : i like how u assume i dont know that kind of thing

[15:16:02] BakaRanger : well since you wrote that i assumed you didn't -.-

[15:16:25] Banana Bread : You can get away with it as long as there's no @'s

[15:16:36] Banana Bread : and as long as sum1 dorsn't bitch about it

[15:16:45] Banana Bread : doesn't*

[15:16:52] Banana Bread : Or blackmail you.....

Banana Bread You Jynx TEEHEE

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[17:45:18] @ Hugh : it did

[17:45:59] Miss Murder : xD

[17:46:29] @ Hugh : I should have it known I only molest attractive women, okay looking women, not bad in the right when I am drunk women and on occasions sheep

[17:47:49] Miss Murder : So you're saying I'm ugly. o.o

Age : 27 Posts : 26

[02:47:09] Ikusen Yaiba : They call me Cuban Pete!

[02:47:15] Ikusen Yaiba : I'm the king of the rumba beat!

[02:47:33] Ikusen Yaiba : When I shake my mirracas, I go chik-chiky-boom, chik-chiky-boom!

Age : 32 Posts : 787

Quote :: [04:08:43] Saint : i want a handjob

[04:08:47] @ Todd : *shakes fist*

-_-