Vending Machine

Posts : 194

receives a permanent ban in the cbox

inserts shit

Posts : 67

* gets 300 million pounds of cow shit. - Machine laughs and says, " Shit isnt the best a secong time"-*

* inserts coin *

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

*Recieves a two foot tall man who screams "I KEEL U!" before kicking you in the shins*

*Insert Credit Card*

Posts : 194

*recieves nothing and credit card does not come out

*inserts ulkira's credit card

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

*Recieves nothing as the action has been voided since the Credit Card never came out*

*Inserts an Atom Bomb*

Posts : 194

*recieves a broken vending machine
*could not insert coin due to the damage taken from the atomic bomb

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

The old broken vending machine has been replaced by a new, shiny vending machine.

*Inserts coin*

Posts : 194

recievs nothing but a broken vending machine

destroys machine.

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

The new machine cannot be destroyed, as it is not a machine, but an alien entity disguised as a machine waiting for someone to attempt to destroy it only to counter, and destroy the destroyer.

You receive death.

*inserts another coin*

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

*Recieves a cardboard cut-out of Darth Vader that reads "You suck!"*

*Insert Solid Gold Bar*

Age : 27 Posts : 613

*Ulkira receives an ice cube*

*Inserts a PS3*

Posts : 423

*receives a wiiiiiii*

*inserts calculator*

Posts : 349

*receives homework*
*inserts a cow*

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

*Recieves cow-patties, the egested ones*

*Insert Coin*

Age : 32 Posts : 57

*Receives Bush poster*

*inserts $$*

Age : 27 Posts : 613

*The machine eats kenshiki naito's money and pops out a sign that says "No Refunds"*

*inserts Russia*

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

*recieves self (In soviet russia, Russia insert you!!!)*

*inserts penis*

Age : 27 Posts : 613

*Pattycakes receives a bug zapper*

*inserts clone*

Posts : 349

*gets the real thing*
*inserts Pattycakes*

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

*Recieves a pissed off Hage*

*Insert 25 Cents*

Posts : 349

*receives 1 dollar*
*inserts nothing*

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

You receive nothing.

*inserts Pat*

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

*receives an Irish hooker covered in semen...*

*inserts another 150 dollars*

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

MAH 4OOTH POST!

*Recieves a bobble head of Near*

*Inserts Middle Finger*

Posts : 349

*receives a kick in the balls*

*inserts his Veteran scroll*