USBB [SEASON 2]

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Welcome to Ultimate Shinobi’s Big Brother!

The objective of Big Brother is simple; be the last one in the house. Throughout this season, alliances will be made, friendships will be broken, backstabbing will occur and tears will be shed. But for $500,000, these houseguests will do whatever they need to be the last one standing.

One full episode will consist of:

HOH Competition – Head of Household.
A houseguest must win the HOH competition to become the HOH. S/he then becomes the HOH for a week and nominates two people for eviction.

POV Competition – Power of Veto.
A houseguest must win the POV competition to have the POV. S/he then is able to save one person who is nominated for eviction. S/he also puts another houseguest up for eviction.

Eviction.
All houseguests will cast their vote to evict, out of the two houseguests up for eviction.

Other Competition – Optional.
Ex. Food competition, Haves and Have Nots, etc.

Diary Room

This room is where the houseguests go to cast their vote to evict. It is also a room where houseguests can individually discuss their thoughts. No one but the houseguest hears these messages, so it can get pretty messy / bitchy. Diary Room messages will be posted in RED.

This is an interactive skit series, which means I will need the houseguests to follow along. If you are HOH, I will need you to PM me your nominees, or if you have POV, I will need you to PM me who you want to save and so on. You will have exactly 48 hours (2 days) from the time the skit was posted to PM me.

If you fail to be active, I will find a way to evict you. It’s all the more fun writing about people who actually enjoy reading the skit.

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Floorplans

LEVEL 1

LEVEL 2

OUTSIDE

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Houseguests

ADAM
BECKY
FOX
TENNUYAN
TODD
SOUL
SUIJIN
KIJA
CELENE

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Strategies and Playstyles

Power Player – S/he wins all the time (to a degree) and make sure their enemies are gone.
Pros: You get done what needs to get done.
Cons: You're probably everyone's #1 target every week.

Leech – S/he allies him/herself with the strongest player in the house near the beginning of the game. Around the end of the season, when s/he is about to get taken down, s/he secretly allies him/herself with the opposing alliance, so that s/he can take down the person s/he leeched off of.
Pros: Very behind the scenes, and is able to stay off of people’s radars.
Cons: You're a leech; no one likes you for that.

Pressure Player – S/he wins when s/he has to, or feels s/he should. S/he never specifically goes out of his/her way to win things as to keep the target off their back.
Pros: You tend to stay in the house for a while.
Cons: Everyone starts to suspect something’s up with you.

Strategist – S/he is the brains behind your alliance and pulls all the power plays before anyone knows it. S/he can see three weeks into the future (not literally).
Pros: You're the one everyone trusts and relies on.
Cons: You’re easily expendable sooner or later, and probably your alliances first target to get out when they go for friendly fire.

Floaters – S/he doesn’t win anything. S/he just floats through, making friends with everyone. People often forgets him/her and never sees him/her as a threat.
Pros: Good for trickery, and good at flying under the radar.
Cons: You're highly expendable and people will usually target you solely because no one does.

Bitch – S/he is the most annoying, yet most entertaining person in the house. There is probably one person in the house that can stand his/her presence. S/he makes jokes, is clueless, wins competitions when needed, but everyone wants him/her out because s/he’s suuuuuch a bitch, omg.
Pros: You get to be a bitch. :]
Cons: Everybody wants you out. o_o

Soloist – S/he is a loner the whole game, often making one or two secret alliances. S/he does everything s/he needs to do him/herself and rely on no one.
Pros: You’re probably not going to get backstabbed.
Cons: You're the one that people will never be afraid to nominate since if they evict you, no one will be mad at them.

To all the houseguests and US members who would like to be houseguests! Please PM me ONE playstyle you feel that best represents you as a houseguest.

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INTRODUCTIONS

---In the studio---

Lexi: Deceit, trickery, lies and backstabbing. Bonds, friendships, love and lust. So many words describe the game of Big Brother but the only word that matters is money – the $500,000 first prize! Ten will enter but only one will win. This is, Ultimate Shinobi’s Big Brother!

---Introduction---

Lexi: Let’s get to know our houseguests a little better! We had our cameras go to their homes to announce that they would be entering the Big Brother house. But unfortunately, a lot of what we caught can’t be shown on national TV o_o So we’ll just have to reintroduce them here!

---Drum rolls---

Lexi: Here we go! Returning from all the way from Ingoo’s Big Brother, here is BECKY! COME ON DOWN~!

Becky (running out): I’M HERE FOR THE MONEY AND THE FREE FOODDDDD <3

Lexi: ;D And taking a vacation from the private island he bought with his fence-making money, A-A-A-ADAMMMM!

Adam (cancan-ing out): HEY HEY HEY, ADAM’S BACK!

Lexi: Back indeed! :] Let’s introduce one of our newest houseguests… SUIJIN!

Suijin (walking out with swag): SUIJIN IS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW ATTACK, IT’S CALLED A TASER, AND IF ANYONE EVEN THINKS OF TOUCHING ME WITH A FORK I SWEAR TO FUCK THAT SHIT WILL GO DOWN. I also got a new bad vocabulary. Thanks, MTV.

Lexi: Wasn’t that long speech? Anyways, here’s a familiar new face! Let’s introduce FOX!

Fox (fist pumping out): -waves like the queen with the other hand- I’m so honoured. :]

Lexi: That was weird! =D Anyways up next is another newbie, KIJA!

Kija (crab-walking out): LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! =D

Lexi: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL, LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD, IS WHAT HE LIKES (usually)… TENNU!

Tennu (strutting out): STAY IN SCHOOL, UNICORNS ARE OUR FRIENDS, I LIKE PRETTY COLOURS. 8D

Lexi: Looks like someone was given a sedative! Rolling in from TEXAS, let’s meet CELENE!

Celene (backflipping out): Why so many capital letters? D:

Lexi: AND WE HAVE ONE MORE FEMALE IN THE HOUSE SO LET’S MEET SOUL!

Soul (wiggling out): DO THE WORM, YA’LL. DO THE WORM.

Lexi: Last but not least, let’s introduce TODD!

Todd (rolling out with a straight jacket on): PLEASE DON’T ASK. D:

Lexi: Oh we won’t. ;D Anyways, let’s move on! You’ve just been introduced to Becky, Adam, Suijin, Fox, Kija, Tennu, Celene, Soul and Todd! The nine of you will be entering the USBB house in three, two, one!

---Everyone runs in squealing and claims beds---

---In the first deluxe bedroom---

Soul (creeping in): Can I be in here with you, Kija? o_o

Kija: Opportunity knocks? ;D I think so.

---In the second deluxe bedroom---

Todd: EEEEE, WE GET TO BE ROOMATES! OMGOMGOMG.

Becky: LET’S DO EACH OTHER’S NAILS.

Adam: I know right? THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. Let’s have slumber parties and tell secrets! :D

Suijin (running in): ROOM FOR ONE MORE?

Adam (glomping Suijin): SUIJINNNNNNN!

Todd (glomping them both): EEEE THIS IS GONNA BE SWEET!

---In the first deluxe bedroom---

Fox (sneaking in): This room looks decent… Not really up to my standards –brushing hair off shoulder- but who cares. Mind if I stay here with you two? ;)

Soul: I guess…

Soul: I wanted to be alone with Kija, but seeing as there’s like 3452435 extra beds in here… :(

Kija: Lightning does strike twice. ;D

Celene (entering): Hmmm… Kija, Soul and Fox… I guess this could be interesting. It’s either this, or share a room with the boys who stare at my ass a lot.

Soul: Same here, it’s unnerving. o_o

Fox: Same!

Kija: It’s like they’re glued to mine D:

Fox: Soul, can we put aside our differences and stay together?

Soul: Well, I still think you’re kind of a ho, and a bad role model for other women.

Fox: And I still think you’re a fake ass bitch.

Soul: BUT OKAY! :D THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

Fox: HELL YES!

Celene: DAMN RIGHT!

Kija: GIRL POWA!

Kija: So… it’s me and three girls in the same room? This will be interesting. :3

---In the second deluxe bedroom---

Tennu (lying on the bed): Why is there an extra bed?

Adam: I dunno D: MAYBE MOAR FRIENDS :D

Becky (laying down): These beds are rock hard… SPEAKING OF ROCK HARD, feel these biceps. It’s like someone carved them from stone! -flexes-

Todd: o_o Mhm.

Todd: When Becky flexed, her muscles actually went in more… it’s like they’re so lacking that they don’t exist… what?

---Outside---

Becky: It’s so sunny out today. :3

Todd: Anyone up for some yoga? :D

Fox: YES!

Becky: Sure~! :]

Soul: I’m perfectly happy sitting here.

Todd: You know if you don’t exercise, you’ll get fat, right. ;D

Soul: Meh. Not a big deal.

Todd: How positive! Anyways, downward dog position!

---In the first deluxe bedroom---

Celene: I like your guys’ bedroom! It’s open and nice. :3

Suijin: But people come and go all night >_> Drives me crazy. And Tennu talks in his sleep.

Celene: What does he talk about?

Suijin: Ladybugs.

Kija (stretching out on Becky’s bed): Her bed is cold and hard. –knocks her bag off of the bed-

Celene: Much like her personality! ;D

Kija: Bitch gon get slapped.

Suijin (noticing the bag): Hmmmm what’s this?

Suijin: Becky’s bag falls on the floor and I noticed there’s a lot of TP in there… Why does she have a bunch of TP on her… UNLESS.

---In the backyard---

Todd: And that’s why pancakes aren’t butterflies. Questions?

---Suijin runs out---

Suijin: OHOOO MISS BECKY. I FOUND SOMETHING IN YOUR BAG.

Becky: I SWEAR IT’S LEGAL.

Suijin: -reaches into Becky’s shirt- YOU STUFF YOUR BRA HAHAHAHA- o_o –feels around- Why is there no stuffing in here? o_o

Becky: Enjoying yourself? They’re real, you know. ;]

Todd: Hot.

Suijin (pulling his hand out): So if this isn’t yours… o_o

Suijin: Why does Adam have hoards of toilet paper…?

Becky: So, um, could I know why you just groped me?

Suijin: Oh, I thought you were stuffing your bra…

Becky: Why? -___-

Suijin: I found TP in your bag… o_o

Adam: Nobody needs to know that it’s mine, I use it to enhance my… oh… I’m so embarrassed! My name is Adam… and I wear butt implants. I SAID IT. That’s where I used all of my fence-making money. I’M SO ASHAMED. D:

Lexi (over intercom): Everyone head to the discussion area! I have an announcement!

---In the discussion area---

Lexi: Alright, so here is your first task at the USBB house. Everyone should know by now of at least one person they cannot stand in the house. You must all know your enemy. That’s all I will say.

@EVERYONE: Please PM me 2 people who you don’t enjoy the presence of. :] You have 48 hours to PM me, or your vote will be randomized.

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HOH #1

---In the studio---

Lexi: Last week, I asked the houseguests to get to know their enemies. This week, there will be a HOH competition. Let’s see how things turn out…

---In the hot tub---

Becky: Nothing like a dip in the hot tub first thing in the morning. :]

Adam: Indeed, plus everyone is still sleeping.

Tennu (playing with a toy boat): PACHOO PACHOO, I sank your battleship! ;D

Becky (ignoring Tennu): We need to talk gameplay. Adam, we need to get that HOH this first week.

Adam: And if one of us does get it, who are we going to nominate?

Becky: Well, I’m not so sure about Kija. And Celene’s such a ho.

Tennu (acting all serious): Shouldn’t you throw someone under the bus though? Like nominate someone who wouldn’t expect it. Someone really dumb.

Adam&Becky: Todd?

---In the deluxe bedroom---

Todd: I feel like I need to hit somebody…

---In the sitting area---

Celene (staring Fox down): Devilish.

Fox (staring Celene down): Egotistical.

Celene: Infuriating.

Fox: Gregorian.

Celene: Insatiable I WIN!

Fox: Win what? D:

Celene: Wow, don’t even do that. >_>

Kija: So… What are your opinions on the scuffle in the middle East?

Fox: Well, now that you mention it, I think tha—

Celene (cutting her off): WE SHOULD GO IN DRESSED AS HELLO KITTY, BECAUSE THEY’D SO NOT EXPECT THAT AND BE ALL “OH THEY’RE SO WEAK” AND THEN WE LIKE MAKE THEM GO AWAY BY TALKING THEM DOWN AND THEY’LL BE ALL, OH, WE SURRENDER! D:

Fox: o_o What?

Celene: Or we could use intense diplomatic negotiations with a quantitative amount of third party interests so that they can come to a sound and peaceful resolution.

Kija: Insightful. What about the first HOH competition?

Fox: I dunno, I’m kinda worried. Lexi always does something out of the blue.

Celene: I feel like it’s gonna require physical work. And I’m not good at things like that D:

Celene: In Texas, I have my animal friends to do all my work. ;D

---In the kitchen---

Suijin: And that’s how I became class president.

Tennu: That’s wasn’t really a long story… You paid the class to vote for you and won. What kind of a story is that?

Suijin: The first step to success is putting your right foot forward. Not the left, the right. ;]

Todd: Indeed… So what do you wanna do today guys? Work out?

Tennu: Blast some Rick Astley?

Suijin: Learn to speak Spanish?

Todd: Wanna see if we can get Soul to make us some sandwiches?

Todd: I dunno why I love sandwiches so much. It’s even better when a woman makes it for you. <3

Suijin: I’ll handle this. YO SOUL, GET IN HERE.

Soul (walking in): What? D:

Suijin: Could you make us some sandwiches? Pretty please? ;D

Soul: Pssssh, make your own.

Suijin: Pretty please! You gorgeous girl. ;]

Soul: I just said no.

Todd: Skank.

Soul: FINE, I’LL MAKE YOU SOME GOD DAMN SANDWICHES. UGH.

---Later that evening---

---Becky is asleep on Adam’s bed---

Adam: I like how she fell asleep on my bed. ;]

Becky (fast asleep, snoring up a storm): ERFIERJEWJRAEJAFEJWF

Tennu: We have to talk about the HOH competition. I want to make sure we’re on the same page here.

Adam: Alright, well let’s go to the kitchen to talk about it.

Becky (sleepwalks over to Tennu’s bed and falls asleep): EWAREAREWREWRAE –snore-

Tennu: Guess she likes me better.

Adam: That’s not what happened last night! She totally got in bed with me. Wasn’t even sleepwalking. ;]

Tennu (astonished): Well, you know what?! –doesn’t know what, so just leaves-

Adam (chasing him): TENNUUUU~ -pokes him- I thought we agreed to never go to bed angry… :[

Tennu: You’re not the person I thought you were… -sniffles-

---The next morning, in the discussion area---

Lexi: Alright, so last week, I told each of you to think of two people you hated the most in the USBB house. One by one, I will ask you to enter the diary room and tell America.

---In the diary room---

Adam: I’m gonna have to say… Kija and Soul. –leaves-

Becky: Kija and Celene for me. –leaves-

Fox: Becky and… Suijin. –leaves-

Tennu: Kija and Suijin. –leaves-

Todd: Soul and Becky. –leaves-

Soul: I hate that chick Celene… and Fox. –leaves-

Suijin: Todd and Fox! –leaves-

Kija: I’m saying Tennu and Suijin. –leaves-

Celene: I don’t like Kija or Fox. –leaves-

---In the discussion area---

Lexi: Alright. I think you’ll be most surprised with the reasoning behind that. The person with the most votes will be your first HOH! So, your first HOH is someone who is extremely disliked by most houseguests.

Adam: o_o Wut.

Tennu. Whoops.

Soul: Interesting…

Lexi: Anyways, let’s take a look at the votes. With a total of 4 votes, Kija, you are essentially the most hated person in the USBB house. Congratulations, you are this week’s HOH! Let’s see who hates you!

---Diary room video plays back. Starting with Adam and ending with Celene, the houseguests cast their votes---

Lexi: You can use that video to help you to nominate two people this week. Remember, as HOH, you need to nominate two people to be evicted. Good luck everyone!

@KIJA: Please PM me your nominations. You have 48 hours to PM me, or your nominations will be randomized.

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NOMINATIONS #1

---In the sitting area---

Kija: WHO WANTS TO SEE MY HOH BEDROOM?!

Becky: This is when we all go upstairs and admire his pretty bedroom. D:

---In the HOH bedroom---

Kija (opening door): HELLO HOH BEDROOM! EEEEE IT’S SO PRETTY!

Suijin (pushing Kija aside): I WANNA SEE!

Kija: Could you say excuse me?

Suijin: Could your ass not have its own area code?

---Everyone walks in---

Kija: Aww, it’s pictures of me and my girlfriend Lily. She’s in an insane asylum now. She writes letters sometimes, although they’re in her own secret language… Yeah. D:

Todd: IT’S YOU AT DISNEY WORLD! There’s you with Mickey… Why does it look like Mickey has a boner? o_O

Soul: AWWWWWW Kija, you were so cute! Look at you and your adorable fanny!

---Everyone runs over to look at the n00dz---

Kija: Why that picture. D:

---In the pool---

Celene: Why are we up so early? D:

Fox: Because, we need to talk.

Becky: About…?

Fox: Nominations. See, Kija’s an idiot. He’ll probably nominate boys to get rid of them. He just wants to be in a house full of firls.

Celene: But Kija has guy friends. D:

Fox: Really Celene? Really?

Celene: I guess Kija doesn’t really have many friends. He only hangs out with Soul.

Becky: Well we know he’s not nominating Soul. Or any of us.

Fox: We can’t be too sure… He’s not that smart, but he can be surprising.

---Later that night, in the kitchen---

Adam: So, um, I’ve come here to talk to you, Kija.

Tennu: I’m just here cause Celene’s in the shower and I don’t want to socialize with anybody else.

Soul (crossing her leg): And what is it that you want to talk to us about?

Suijin (trying to cross his leg but decides it’s not comfortable): Yes, what do you want to talk to us about?

Adam: Since when were you two HOHs?

Soul: Well that was rude. I might have to seduce Kija into making him nominate Adam.

Suijin: You’re gonna have to go through us if you want to talk to Kija.

Adam: I see… Anyways, what can I do for you… to get me to stay?

Soul: Lick my foot.

Adam: …What?

Soul: You heard me. You said you hated me, now you gotta lick my foot if you wanna stay.

Adam: I’m not going to do that.

Suijin (getting up): GROVEL AT HER FEET, BUTLER.

Soul: It will thrill me sexually and whatnot. Is that what people are into these days?

Soul: The look on his face when I said to lick my foot… Oh my god it was priceless. Imma buy this season on DVD just for that look.

---The next morning, in the backyard---

Todd: Alright we gotta nail this. It’s a step step step, shimmy shimmy, JAZZ HANDS JAZZ HANDS shimmy shimmy kick. Got it?

Tennu&Celene: YUP! Very Happy

Celene: Todd does all this serious stuff. Tenn and I, we’re like –air hump- -booty shake- since we don’t know what a shimmy is.

Todd: WE HAVE TO NAIL THIS, PAY ATTENTION. I think I saw a whip in Becky’s bag, so if you don’t behave, I won’t be afraid to use it.

Tennu: Uh…

Tennu: See, I really want to say 2 different things right now at the same time. “KINKY ;D” and “WHY DOES BECKY HAVE A WHIP WITH HER?”

Tennu: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH –starts whipping his hair back and forth-

Todd: NO, NO, NO!

Celene (starts whipping her hair back and forth): LIKE THIS?

Todd: UGH! Amateurs. –goes in the house-

---In the kitchen---

Kija (walking in): It’s time for the nomination ceremony.

---In the nomination area of the kitchen---

Kija: This is the nomination ceremony. One of my duties as head of household is to nominate 2 people in the house for eviction. I will pull the first key, and that person is safe. That person will pull the next key and so on and so forth. –pulling the first key- Adam, you’re safe.

Adam: Thanks Kija. –pulls key- Fox, you’re safe.

Fox: Thanks Kija! –pulls key- Tennu, you’re safe.

Tennu: Thanks Kija. –pulls key- Todd you’re safe.

Todd: Thanks man Very Happy

–pulls key- Soul, you’re safe.

Soul: Thanks dearie. –pulls key- Suijin, you’re safe.

Suijin: Thanks Kija.

Kija: I’ve nominated you, Becky, and you, Celene for eviction this week. I won’t disclose my reason as to nominating you guys, because I feel that’s unnecessary. So, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.

@EVERYONE: JUST IN CASE YOU WIN THE VETO COMPETITION, PLEASE PM ME WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE THE VETO ON (WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAVE - EITHER BECKY OR CELENE).
@KIJA: PM ME A REPLACEMENT NOMINEE, IN CASE THE VETO IS USED.
AGAIN, YOU HAVE 48 HOURS.

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