The Youngest Arthropods Are Skittish

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I'm not particular interesting in lurking around this half-dead monstrosity any longer, as many people have likely noticed and has been commented upon by the newly dubbed 'Shit-Cloud' (Richie Rich my supple ass...) the place isn't doing well. I'm not even doing anything around here and I don't feel like wasting anymore time, for the people who are interested in contacting me my information is on my profile. I'm sure its ground-breaking shit for some of you to figure out that some people have their info in the most obvious places, you don't even have to ask for it! I'll give ya a moment to cool down...cool? Right.

Anyways, lets not drag this out, I'm just not gonna' be lurkin' round' popping in anymore because I frankly don't care enough. Why watch the death throes of the place when I can just better spend my time? Or better yet, working on the TOTALLY BETTER AND MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND SEX site that I usually frequent. Since it would be 'advertising' to directly state where that is we can all just be clueless, or feigning cluelessness, and thats that. Besides, Shit-Cloud would get upset if I started dragging people away kicking and screaming, the last time I did that he came into my lair with a bulging hard-on and a box of lube. That problem took at least 48 hours to clear up and I came out of it with a shortage of non-slick surfaces. I'll leave you with that heavily implied homoeroticism then, ta-ta. Keep in touch or don't, not a big deal (except Sophie/Nate/Oldies-In-General, its not optional, defiance will be met with whips, chains, and fire.)

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Alright then. See you when you come back. Again.

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Silly optimists.