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Uchiha Osore
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| Subject: Raw and Z (Episodes) Wed 03 Mar 2010, 2:23 am | |
| Raw and Z ~Previously housed solely on Nexus, I thought it might be nice to bring this over to a larger audience, so I did it. The below is all from Nexus so some references may not fit entirely here, figured you might want to know why some of it made no sense. If you're mentioned, and you take offense, kindly keep your comments to the feedback topic where they can be promptly ignored for your lack of humor.
Also, be aware that some of the material may not be suitable for those who aren't 'mature'. I'm not going to tell your mother on you if you're under 18 and reading this, but I won't hear complaints about the material because you were offended.~
Due to excessive amounts of boredom and influence from Lexi and her former mini-series, I have decided to create a sort of literary sitcom. The story is incredibly simple, both I, Raw, and Z have inherited an enourmous mansion on an island off the coast of Australia. I intend to add other characters, typically based on people I know, or a guest appearance by somebody on the site who interests me.
All comments made within '*' represents an action, comments made in BLUE are Z's comments, comments made in RED are Raw's comments. These comments are made after the events have occurred, similar to reality TV show comments.
I would ask that nothing be posted in this thread as this is where I will be keeping a log of the episodes as they come and where new episodes will be posted up, assuming interest exists in the series, if not I really haven't a need to update it. Anyhow, please make all comments here:
Raw and Z (Feedback)
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Note: This is entirelly fictional, so don't ask if you can use my pool, I live in frick Indiana, I don't have a pool...
Current Cast List: Raw Z
Episode 1
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Episode 1: Bakugan and ClaymoresRaw and Z walking down a stone path to an enourmous mansionRaw: So who exactly died for us to get this? Z: Uh, I think it was our uncle's sister's cousin's younger brother... Raw: That makes no sense. Z: YOU MAKE NO SENSE! *slaps Raw to the face* Raw: -_- *flashes bakugan bettween fingers* Z: Are we really going to do this now? Raw: F*ck yeah we're gonna do this now! Z: Alright, I warned you...*pulls out bakugan* Raw: To that conveniently placed large open field! *Raw and Z scamper away* Raw: We do this kind of stupid stuff all the time, except that I always win.Z: Bro is always dragging me into this stupid stuff and I always beat him...I wonder if he gets to see this...Raw: Little does Z know that I watch the show after filming and will be beating him up for every comment he makes that I didn't get to see or hear during filming...At the conveniently placed large open field...Raw: *dressed in a large black trenchcoat with sunglasses and a silver ring on each finger* Gate card, set! *throws down a facedown card* Red Eyes Black Dragon! Z: *dressed in nothing but a labcoat 3 sizes too small* I see...you leave me no choice...I play...*throws bakugan onto Red Eyes* The abnormally huge gamecube controller! *animation flashes revealing the oversized gamecube controller to have 80000 ATK Points and 2 DEF Points* Raw: I see your gamecube, and raise you a lobster! *throws lobster at Z* Z: AHHHH!!!! *runs around screaming because the lobster has latched itself to Z's nose* Raw: Oh sh*t...uhhh....*Z still running around screaming* Raw: >_> Raw: <_< Raw: *scampers away* Z: *still screaming* ITS EATING MY TOE NAILS! ARRRHHHHH!!!!! In a decorated room inside the house, both Raw and Z are in comfortable chairs drinking hot coffee in large cups that depict Captain Falcon doing a falcon punch...Raw: Yeah, so, after that we got settled into the house and moved in all of our stuff. Z: Well, all of our stuff didn't fit in the mansion, because we bought a few things on the way. Raw: Yup, like that giant lazer tag field we put up in the backyard *sips coffee* Z: And we needed that giant trampoline. Raw: And the swimming pool that's actually a giant hot tub. Z: And the virtual reality room. Raw: *looks at Z* You played Star Ocean, you know what happens when you mess with VR.... Z: For those of you out of the loop, Star Ocean is a video game in which the main characters find out that they are actually in a virtual world and are being destroyed by their creators. The characters then leave their world and enter the real world, to try and stop the game creators from destroying their world. It makes even less sense when you play the game...Z: I've got that covered...*pulls out a large claymore* Raw: I don't think that'll stop our universe from being destroyed bro. Z: It will if it vibrates! *presses switch on hilt and sword begins to wiggle* Raw: 0_0 Z: Raw: *turns head and walks out* Z: WHAT?! Raw: *Calls from off screen* Nothing bro, nothing...have fun with your vibrating claymore... Z: *stares blankly at screen* Z: 0_0 Z: OHHHHH!!!! Now I get it...*blushes* SAVE ME FROM MY EMBARASSMENT! *baseball bat cracks against Z's skull* Raw: *whistles holding broken bat* You've been saved. *Z walks on stage* Z: Oh hey, whats up bro, were we supposed to be here now? Raw: 0_o I killed you! With a BAT! Z: *looks at body on floor* Oh, that...well I brought Steven Hawkings with us too, so I asked him to go to another universe and get an identical clone of myself, he did, and you killed him. Raw: So I think my brother may be gay...Raw: So does that mean you also have a giant vibrating claymore? Z: *blushes* Maybe...you have naked posters of Deidara! Raw: So? Deidei is sexy. Z: *turns more red* Uhm, um...umm... Raw: *taps foot patiently while Z attempts to come up with more blackmail* Z: You shot that polar bear that one time! Raw: Yeah, your point? Z: They're endangered! Raw: I did it humanely... Z: You shoved a stick so far in its eye sockets that it peirced the bear's heart and then you tore it out and seasoned it with the ground up remains of the cubs you torched with a flamethrower three days earlier while it was out hunting... Raw: And it was a d*mn good meal... *screen begins to grow darker on the egdes* Raw: Huh? Z: The episodes ending! Raw: WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YET! Z: NOOOESS!!! *screen begins shrinking* Raw: *grabs edges of screen* Uh-uh, I'm not done yet! Z: *cowers in corner and sucks thumb* Raw: *grunts* Help me with this stupid th- *screen snaps shut, goes to black*
Episode 2
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Episode 2: Army of TwoA large battlefield littered with broken manequins..Raw: Well, me and Z both decided that one of us had to be the main character, and since Z wouldn't accept his defeat via Rock-Paper-Scissors, we've decided to have a lazer tag battle of Capture The Flag. On my team I have myself, Captain Planet, and Shadow the Hedgehog. I also picked teams first, because I won Rock-Paper-Scissors Z: Raw is a f*cking cheater! He f*cking haxx'd Rock-Paper-Scissors! How did he know I was going to pick Rock?! I'll tell you how! HE F*CKING HAXX'D! ROCK IS SOLID! ROCK NEVER LOSES!Raw: So Z has himself, Professor Oak, and a cardboard box. Don't ask me why, he picked the cardboard box over Superman, he's really stupid sometimes...Z: *snickers* Little does bro know that I hid a stash of secret weapons in my cardboard box...On Raw's side of the battlefield...Raw: *calling out commands to Captain Planet from behind a bunker, dressed in full camo and warpaint* Alright, take the right flank CP, gun them down! Captain Planet: But why can't we solve this through love of nature and each other? Why must we be so violent? Raw: *face palm* You're worthless...Shadow!...Shadow? Shadow: *stroking a doll of Maria* I'll never lose you again... Raw: *face palm, again* Why are you both so worthless? We're going to lose if you two don't shoot down Z and his stupid team! On Z's side of the battlefield...Z: *dressed as Ash Ketchum* So you want me to catalog all the pokemon in the world? Prof.Oak: That's right! It's my life's goal to know every pokemon in the world, and all about them! Z: You know they print books with all that info right? Actually, Serebii has all of that in a very nice website format. You'd probably have an easier time if you just looked at that site instead of asking underage children to do it for you. Prof.Oak: o_o...my life has no meaning...*pulls out handgun* Z: No! DON'T DO ETT! Prof.Oak: I must! *fires off gun**slumps to ground* Z: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! On Raw's side of the battlefield...*sounds of gunshots* Raw: Oh f*ck! He brought a REAL gun?! Cap.Planet: Gun safety should be our top priority! Shadow: It's cool man, I have a rocket launcher from my horrible spin off game, Shadow the Hedgehog. Raw: Can you actually hit anything with it or are your real life controls as clunky and frustrating as your game controls? Do your eyes act like a horribly wonky camera? Shadow: Hey now, I made a quality game, look at the ratings! Raw: I played your game for 2 minutes and wanted to die... Shadow: Well f*ck you! CHAOS CONTROL! *flashes out of existence* Raw: FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC- On Z's side of the battlefield...*bright flash of purple light* *Shadow emerged ontop of Prof.Oak's dead body* Shadow: I'm on your side now. Z: Ew, emo... Shadow: *shoves rocket launcher in Z's mouth* Shut. Up. Z: What would Maria want you to do? Shadow: *pauses* Maria... Z: *reaches into cardboard box and pulls out grenade* Shadow: *still thinking* Z: *jams grenade in Shadow's ears and jumps over bunker* Shadow: 0_0 MARIA! *violently explodes* Z: Phew! Now where is bro at... On Raw's side of the battlefield...*loud explosion* Raw: You know what I just realized, how come I can hear all those noises from this far away? Cap.Planet: Because you're in tune with Mother Nature? Raw: No, you were way cooler on the TV show... Cap.Planet: I only fight people who hurt the nature. Raw: Does blowing up large portions of it and leaving a steaming crater qualify? Cap.Planet: Why?.... Raw: *points at crater and steam over a bunker a few feet away* Raw: They've been a couple of feet away this whole time...go kill him. Cap.Planet: *angry face* GRAH! YOU HURT MAH PLANET BISH! *leaps out and pounds mercilessly on Z's face* Raw: It's safe to say that I've won this round... Z: AVENGE ME! *sounds of beating* In decorated room from Ep.1, hence forth called the Luxury Lounge...*both Raw and Z in bathrobes with no print and duck print respectively* Raw: So, what did we learn today? Z: That you're a hacker who cheats... Z: I've arranged to take hacking lessons from some guy named Falcon...Raw: And that hacker also managed to give you a severe concussion and earn the title of main character. Raw: The nurse when we came in said she'd never seen that much blood from a human body before, I think it's because Z is secretly a vampire. While they were operating I had a chip installed in his brain, if he tries to drink my blood, the chip will destroy his brain. Have to be sure...Z: *flips off Raw* Raw: Whatever, you're just upset because Proffessor Oak is dead. Z: *sniffle* He was a great man... Raw: He was an old man who had a really stupid grandson whose probably running around with every STD known to man because of his b*tches and probably some only known to Pokemon-kind. Z: Like PokeRus? Raw: Yeah. Z: *sniffle* I kept the pokedex he had in his labcoat... Raw: Let me see that...*snatches pokedex* Raw: *shuffles through pokedex* Raw: o_o This is full of pokemon doing things that I had previously thought were physically impossble, this needs to be burned... Z: It's Oak's! You can't burn it! Raw: Fine, i'll eat it! *bites down into pokedex* Z: NOES! Raw: *crunches and devours pokedex* There, no more evidence, no weird documentaries on Professor Oak nobody wants to watch...
Episode 3
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Episode 3: VisitorsIn the Luxury Lounge, both Raw and Z are dressed in fairly normal clothing, blue jeans and a pink polo...Raw: *sips coffee* Nothing like quality coffee in the morning, aye bro? *nudges shoulder* Z: 0_0 *stares blankly ahead* Raw: *Waves hand in front of face* Hello? JJ? Are you here? Z: Yes...so is 'he'... Raw: Whose 'he'? Z: *looks where Z is looking* I dont ses any- OH GOD! RUN! Zane: HAGE-KUN! *flying tackles Raw knocking over the chair and coffee* Raw: Run Z! RUNNN! *struggles against Zane* Zane: OBLIVION HAGE! OBLIVION!... Raw: That doesn't make any d*mn sense! Z, get out of here! Z: *panicked* Raw: RUN! Z: Zane! Somebody's trying to nerf your app! Zane: *looks around* Where? Z: Uhh....*points off screen* that way? Zane: I ISH ZANE, LORD OF DARKNESS AND OBLIVION! NO NERFS FOR MEH! *runs off screen where Z pointed* Raw: *panting* Thanks bro, but what was that all about? Z: *picks up handful of papers* Well, here's the script...apparently this is a populated episode with people we both know... Raw: F*ck! Do you have any idea how many people that is?! Z: Wonder where sensei is...*wanders off in thought* Raw: Fox is not going to save our sorry *sses if we get caught by 'you know who'... Z: You do realize when the people in this episode read this, they're going to be outrageously pissed at our director right? Raw: Well then they suck, they need to get a life... In the mansion broom closet...Raw: Alright, we should be safe in here... Z: Hey, I just re-read the script, I think this episode just has random people that would be interesting, because not all of the people here are known to us. Raw: That makes no sense, who don't I know that you know? Mika: Me! *snatches Z and runs out of broom closet* Raw: 0_0 Z: Theory: 0, Mika: 1Raw: So Mika was this girl who was from the same clan as my character, Iron, but she wasn't a very good RPer and she had some sort of thing about Z. So I ended up killing her and Z's character, Z, took her eyes. Except, when she was going to die, she refused to post and even signed up for the Chunnin Exams rather than posting. She died anyways...there's your synopsis In a dark hallway, Raw walking down with a flashlight...Raw: Z...Z?...Z, where are you... *floor board creaks behind Raw* Raw: *shines flashlight on Renjiro* AH! Renjiro: Hah! I found you now! Now I'm going to kill you like you killed me by being a stupid whiney baby who didn't want to lose! Raw: ...You made a post that involved jutsu you couldn't use, abilities you didn't possess, time you didn't have, and power you didn't have. You even tried to avoid me killing you after you laughed at my initial threats, you got what you deserved... Renjiro: Oh yeah? Well guess what! *starts making hand signs* Renjiro: Mi, Tori, M- *breaks fingers* AHHHHHH! Raw: *sighs* You're so annoying...*punches Renjiro in the head* Renjiro: *falls to the floor* Thats not a problem! Senju Art: Meld Into Da Floor Boards! *nothing happens* Renjiro: Maybe I did the wrong hand signs... Raw: *heel stomps Renjiro in the head* We're done now, okay! Mystery Voice: Well done Hage... Raw: Huh? Who is this? Mystery Voice: I see you heel stomped Renji, what would have happened if you had instead kicked him in the lungs? What if the world exploded three seconds before you hit him? What if his hand signs had actually worked? What if I was actually a giant grub worm? What if batteries only cost 42 cents? Hm, answer me Hage... Raw: Oh f*ck, I know who you are... Mystery Man: *walks out of the shadows and reveals self* Yes, I'm Rizzy! Raw: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *runs in opposite direction* Raw: Hypothetical situations...too....many...'if's...so...annoying...Some other location in the house...Raw: *panting* I escaped... Mystery Voice 2: What have you escaped? Raw: Oh come on! The whole 'mysterious guy' gag is only good once per episode, doing it more than once is total bull sh*t! Mystery Voice 2: Well, I'm not really a new person, I'm the thing you fear the most... Raw: Moldy grilled cheese? Mystery Voice 2: No, I'm your conscience. Raw: LIES! Prove it! Conscience: Should I start listing off the text messages and contents of your phones along with all your personal thoughts, fetishes, crushes, and secrets? Raw: I DARE you! Conscience: You still have a stuffed dinosaur and you sleep with the lava lamp on after scary movies. Y- Raw: Enough! I get it! Can you do anything useful? Conscience: Well, I have access to the subconscious portions of your brain so I could probably find out where Z is based on the facial expression and running direction of Mika when she left the broom closet... Raw: So DO ETT FAGGOT! Conscience: If i'm gay, that makes you gay too. Raw: F*CK. One awkward conversation with himself later...Raw: So Mika and Z are behind this door? Conscience: They should be. Raw: Alright, let me suit up...*walks off screen* Conscience: Okay well I su- YOU CAN'T USE THAT?! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL AND JUST PLAIN WRONG THAT THING IS?! Raw: SILENCE! *walks back on screen in full white plate armor with a wheeled canon stuffed with small orphan girls, a bag of more orphans is slung over Raw's shoulder* Conscience: You're going to hell... Raw: So are you. Conscience: F*CK. Raw: For a conscience you're oddly prone to cursing... Conscience: And for a person you're oddly prone to strange thoughts about jellyfish... Raw: Touche' *kicks down door* *horde of Dr. Salvador revv up their chainsaws* Raw: For those of you who are Resident Evil 4 illterate, Dr. Salvador is a large chainsaw weilding, overall wearing, bag-headed, zombie who kills you in one hit if he gets close to you. By cutting your head off...they also have a ridiculous amount of health.Raw: 0_0 *pisses self* Conscience: I'm out of here...*poof* Raw: Alright, that's it, it's time I called in back-up! *pulls out walkie-talkie* Raw: Hey, Kira? Hey man, long time no see! Yeah...yeah...alright, thanks. *puts away walkie talkie* *Chainsaw reevs stop as each zombie ignites into flames and is reduced to ashes* Somewhere in Japan...Kira: *scribbles down Dr. Salvadora, Death By Spontaneous Human Combustion in Death Note* Kira: That's the last time I owe him a favor...Misa? Misa: Yes? Kira: *hands a picture of Raw* See this? I want a name. Misa: *stares intently* Uh, his name is Raw. Kira: No, his real name! Misa: That's what it says! Raw: I already anticipated that Kira would try to kill me at some point in time. The reason he owed me a favor is because I sold him the complete box set of Death Note, enabling him to break the 4th Wall and conquer all of Japan. But he's an *ss, so I bribed Misa with certain...'favors'...Kira: Why is your face getting red? Misa: *blushing* Um, nothing, why don't you go back to writing down those names you were working on? Kira: *turns around in chair and continues writing* Alright then...Billy...Mays... Back at the mansion...Raw: *looks through the clearing smoke* Where are you Z? Z: Over here! Raw: *looks over to see Z and L eating cake at a small gazebo in the middle of the room* Raw: o_o Z: What? I can't have other friends? Raw: *points orphan canon at L and fires, shooting a screaming female orphan with forks in her hands at L* *hits L and begins to devour with forks* Z: O_0 Raw: He died for justice... Rizzy: Or did he? Maybe he died for your own selfish re- Raw: *points canon and fires* Rizzy: AH! ITS EATING MY EYES! Or maybe it isn't... *puff of smoke* Zane: Ha-hah! Your lord and master is back! And I brought god with me! Jesus: Hey, what's up? Zane: Your not god! Jesus: Oh EXCUSE ME! Frickin holy trinity you son of a b*tch, so I AM god, and god is me, and I'm also in everything, and everywhere, and you're an *sshole. Z: *giggles* Does that mean your in my poop? Jesus: -_- * disappears in a flash of light* Z: I just wanted to know what made poo taste so good...Raw: This is taking too long! *pulls out shotgun* Zane: You can't shoot me! I'm Zane! LORD OF CHAOS! Raw: I aint gonna shot ya...*shoots candle on the wall* Zane: Hah! You missed! NEWB! Raw: -_- *candle flies over and sets Zane on fire* Zane: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Raw: *ignores screaming and burning Zane* So, Z, where's Mika? Z: Oh...ummm.... Z: Waiting in my bedroom...Z: She left Raw: *gives suspicious eye* Okay...if you say so... Z: Can we cut to the last scene now? Raw: Yeah, sure. Cutting to last scene, back in Luxury Room...Raw: So, we're all okay, Rizzy is currently in the hospital getting an eye transplant, Zane is having portions of his ego used as skin grafts, and Mika...*looks at Z suspicously* left for Canada... Z: Yeah...about that... Raw: I heard those bumps and creaks last night... Z: When I went up their, Todd was there. Raw: That's awkward... Z: Yeah....Zane couldn't get him to come because he was occupied... Raw: Uh, well, it's not quite a happy ending, but I suppose it works... Z: Oh, and somebody stole all your grilled cheese from the fridge... Raw: Who the f*ck would steal my cheese?! Audio footage from last night...Female Voice: La la la~ *fridge is opened and cheese removed* Female Voice: La la la~ *skips out of room* Back in Luxury Lounge...Raw: We should've sprung for an actually video camera with working video, we only had audio... Z: I know that voice... Raw: Oh really? Z: Yeah...oh and we got a bill for a shipping order. *hands Raw paper* Raw: *Reads paper* You idiot, why would we need to send something to our own house? Z: I don't know... Raw: So you're saying somebody ordered cheese to our house, and then took it? Z: Seems like it... Raw: I give up! 8throws hands in air and walks off screen* Z: I spent a week practicing a girly voice just to do that...:p
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| Subject: Re: Raw and Z (Episodes) Wed 03 Mar 2010, 2:31 am | |
| Episode 4
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Episode 4: Left 4 DeadIn the Luxury Lounge...Raw: *holding bottle of green gas* So, guess what I got in the mail today? Z: Um, is it a bottle fart? Raw: No, why would I bottle a fart? Z: It would make a very effective projectile weapon... Raw: No it wouldn't, at most it would be annoying, it can't actually hurt you Z: You've never smelled mine. Raw: Yes I have! Arh! Whatever! Anyhow, I bought a bottle of zombie creating nerve gas. Z: Where'd you get that? Raw: Some hobo down the street. Z: How do you know its genuine? Raw: He was trying to eat my leg...*puts leg up on chair arm* Raw: See, the claw marks, and the bite marks, and the blood? Z: AHHH! YOU'RE INFECTED! Raw: -_- No JJ, I'm fine... Z: NO! YOU'RE INFECTED! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Raw: This is OUR house butt munch. Z: *starts swinging with purse* GET OUT! Inside a barracaded room...Z: Richard's been infected with the virus, so I only have one option left to me, I have to get my chainsaw out and kill him. But I found out chainsaws need fuel, and I never bought any, I just assumed it came with some...I assume wrong...Z: *searches through drawers for a weapon* Raw: *other side of the door* Z, for real, I'm not a zombie, open the door. Z: NEVAH! *continues searching* Raw: I was hoping that it wouldn't have to come to this, but I bought a box of DIY mutant zombie powers so I guess I'm going to use it to make myself one of those Boomers from Left 4 Dead, or maybe a Hunter....a Tank?...choices, choices, choices...Z: *pulls out guitar* Yes! I'm a guitar hero! *pipe bomb slides under door and into room* Raw: Needless to say, my DIY kit didn't work out so well, instead I'll be vomitting blood out of my eye sockets for the next three weeks. So I had to settle for using one of Z's weaknesses, blinking lights...why do I want to kill Z? That's a stupid question, so I can test the zombie gas Z: *picks up pipe bomb* OOOooohhh! *hugs bomb* Raw: Any minute now... Z: *eats pipe bomb* Raw: No boom? Z: *swings guitar* Come get me zombie! Raw: *facepalm* He ate it didn't he... Z: Richard's not the only one whose going to be expelling fluids from places it shouldn't be coming out of, that pipe bomb did a number on my stomach...so did Spitter when I first looked at her...*vomits**battering against the door* Raw: OOOOO Z.... Z: What zombie? Raw: You know all those pets that 'ran away'? Z: You mean Albert, Yando, Fluffy, Fluffy II, Jeremiah, Lucas, Plato, *continues listing an absurd number of names for 4 minutes* Raw: *looking at watch* Yes yes yes! Well, I used some of the zombie gas on them, and they're going to be coming in any minute now... *doors breaks down and swarm of animals comes into room* Z: AAAAAHHHHHH! *furiously swings guitar* *Z is overcame by hundreds of zombie animals* Raw: And that's how the cookie crumbles... *a ray of light bursts out of the zombie pile and Z emerges, glowing with white light* Z: I have fused my will and intellect with the zombies, I understand them, feel their pain, and am one of them... Z: I had drugs in my pocket...Raw: Doesn't that make you a zombie? Z: o_o *stabs self in the heart* Raw: 0_0... Raw: *pours out nerve gas* Raw: Like i'm going to waste a perfectly good zombie body...don't give me that look, you would've done it too.Luxury Lounge, one week later...Z: *groan* Raw: How was rehab? Z: Zombie rehab was a living hell! I would've rather torn off my ears and used the blood as lubricant while I shoved a telephone pole up my *ss and was mauled by three hundred elephants!Z: It was okay... Raw: Well, that was unusually short for one of our conflicts... Z: Yeah, I blame my Kuwagamon print boxers. Raw: *glares* Those are my boxers, you don't even like boxers. Z: But these are too cool to turn down wearing, they have f*cking Kuwagamon on them! Raw: For the Digimon ignorant, Kuwagamon is the big red beetle digimon. Not the little gay one that hangs out with Izzy, that's Tentamon, the big cooler one. Its in the 1st episode of season 1 if you really care...Raw: *tackles Z to off screen* GIVE ME MY UNDERWEAR! Z: Never! I'll never let you! Raw: That wasn't a request b*tch! Lexi: *Walks into house* Hey, where should I put my co- Becky: *walks into house with Lexi* o_o Raw: *blushes* Uhhmmm...this isn't what it looks like... Z: I said no and he took my pants off! Becky/Lexi: o_o Raw: Um, he stole my boxers? Z: THEY'RE MINE! Becky/Lexi: *walk away, slowly* *both made a mad dash for the door and run out Raw: F*ck....how are we gonna explain this later? Z: I don't have to explain anything, I said no. Raw: *growls* Z: You're too rough... Raw: *kicks in the balls* Z: Argh! Why?.... Raw: So I could do this...FALCON! Z: I couldn't run, so I sh*t myself instead. In hindsight, that was not a very effective alternative to movement...Raw: PUNCH! *Falcon Punches Z into the head* Raw: Mission Accomplished! *gives thumbs up*
Episode 5
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Episode 5: The 'Others'Luxury Lounge, both Raw and Z are tapping away at their laptops...Raw: So, what's on the agenda for today? Z: I think the writer, producer, screen-player writer, director, etc. kinda just left us to our own devices this time, there's not script for today. Raw: We only had a script once, and that wasn't even a script, that was a list of people who would be coming to our house, and not all of them even came. Which leads me to believe that some of the may be late in arriving... Z: Nah, I doubt it, how are they gonna get into the house? Raw: The same way Zane, Rizzy, Mika, and Todd did. Z: Touche'... Raw: *clicks button on keyboard* And I just rainbow jumped you and won the game... Z: 0_0 Z: Rainbow Jumps in checkers are lame.Raw: *grins* Z: Just doe that, i'll conveniently skip the e-mail I just got from the others... Raw: Read it out loud or i'll delete every trace of your L picture stash... Z: YOU WOULDN'T DARE! Raw: You're right, I wouldn't, I'd press this instead. *holds up large red button labeled 'Destroy Every Picture of L On The Internet, Excluding Pictures Within the Death Note Manga* Z: NOES! OKAY! OKAY! I'M READING! Z: *reading aloud* Dear Richard and JJ, the remainder of the Nexus Staff have challenged you to a game, the name of which will be revealed should we accept the invitation. We'll be at the mansion around 11'o clock if you choose to accept. Raw: How will they know if we choose to except? *doorbell ring* Z: Because it's already 11 and they're here. Raw: *sigh* *gets up and walks off screen* Raw: So I guess we're playing a game with the other guys, but nobody knows what that game is, so for all I know I could be playing Hello Kitty. Of course, I'm good at a bunch of games so I'm sure I can win Z: I hope we're playing Jenga, I love Jenga...At front door...*door bell still ringing* Raw: Alright! I'm coming!God...*opens up door* Raw: Get in the house, go down the left hand hall, and i'll meet you guys there, I really don't want to be dealing with everybody out here on the front porch... Back in the Luxury Lounge...Raw: So now that everybody is here...*sharing a chair with Z* Z: *cuddles* Aye bro... Raw: *punches in shoulder* No. Z: In one swift motion, I stole Richard's wallet Lexi: *lounging in a chair with Becky* Is everybody here? Becky: Yup. Turk: *sharing a chair in the middle of the room with Fox* Yeah, but why do I have to share a chair with her? Maybe I wanted to share a chair with somebody else... Fox: Is there a problem with me? Turk: No...it's just kind of awkward, because everybody else is paired up in a same-sex manner, and I'm not... Fox: And that's a problem? Fox: I think Turk's just overwhelmed by me, but that doesn't spare him from my wrath. I'll be switching his water pipes with clear alcohol, we'll see how awkward it is when you're stumbling around in the street naked...Turk: I have the sneaking suspicion that I'm going to regret saying something...Lexi: Oh! Hey world! I wanted to try this out, so I did! Heeeeeyyyy! *waves*Z: *whipsering* Sensei, you can share a seat with me... Fox: I think i'll take you up on that offer. *walks off of Turk's chair with a huff and sits on Z's lap* Z: Yay! Sensei! Raw: 0-0 Raw: I don't understand, how does his stupidity and overall lack of maturity make women love him? It makes no sense! *gives finger to screen* That's for you JJ, You butt munch...Turk: But now nobody is with me! Fox: *sticks out tongue* Your fault. Becky: I got this...*sits on Turk's lap* Turk: Be still my heart...and my blood flow...Raw: *various curses and throwing of objects*Lexi: >_> Lexi: <_< Lexi: I don't want to be different! *shoves Z and Fox off chair and sits on Raw's lap* *Z and Fox move over the available chair* Raw: Happy now Turk, we're all in awkward positions with opposite sex people in our chairs. Raw: Some of us may be happier than others...Z: Yay! We're all happy! Now what was the game you had in mind? Raw: Yeah, that's a good question, what was the game, I almost forgot about that... Becky: *Reaches into pocket and throws something into Z's hand* Here's the game. Z: *holding an aluminum foil wrapped potato* AHHHHHhhhh! IT BURNS! Becky: So what if we came over just to play hot potato? That's just the first part of our plan Z: *still screaming* I AM A MAN! GRAH! *crushes potato into pulp bettween fingers* Raw: o_o Raw: Would it be weird if that turned me on?Lexi: o_o Lexi: Since when could Z do that? Can I switch seat partners?Fox: o_o Fox: That's probably THE most amazing thing I've ever seen Z do...Turk: o_o Turk: Why doesn't he have 3rd degree burns or something? That was a HOT potato, we shoved it in a volcano and made Becky's pants out heat resistant materials just so it wouldn't kill her. He can't do that!Becky: o_o Becky: No comment...Raw: Well, the game's over...now what? Becky: Um, we hadn't really anticipated that...ummm...SCATTER! *everyone but Raw and Z gets up and runs off screen* Raw: F*CK! Z: *swaying side to side and wrapping hand with bandages* I'm a fairy princess... Raw: -_- So now we're gonna have to track them down huh? Z: In another episode no doubt, this one's already long enough as it is. Raw: True enough, want to go grab some donuts before hand then? Z: With they be triangular? Raw: Nobody SELLS triangular doughnuts.... Z: In my mind they do... Raw: >_<
Episode 6
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Episode 6: InvadersLuxury Lounge...Raw: Alright, so from last episode everybody should know that our house is now occupied by the other members of the Nexus Staff who tricked us with a game of hot potato and awkward sitting arrangements. Z: But aren't we missing a Staff member? Raw: Well if we are he's late, or they're using him as back up... Z: I don't think they're that smart. Raw: I dunno...they did manage to get this far... Z: I feel for the oldest trick in the book, it's not fair. Raw: Hot potato is the oldest trick in the book? Z: Well, maybe 3rd oldest... Raw: It's not even IN the book! Z: SLOTHS ARE AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF VITAMIN J! Raw: Under pressure, JJ's prone to random outbursts of things in order to confuse and distract the person causing the stress. That doesn't work with me though, I'm far too used to his antics...Raw: Oh really? Says who? Z: F*ck, he called my bluff...Z: Steven Hawkings! Raw: Wait! We have Steven Hawkings in our house, why don't we just get him to help us catch all the people running rampant? Z: Well...you know Professor Oak... Raw: What about him? Z: Professor Oak was the parallel dimension Steven Hawkings, so when he died, Steven Hawkings died too. Raw: That doesn't make any sense... Z: NEITHER DOES YOUR FACE! BURN! Raw: *facepalm* In a broom closet...Lexi: Why did we have to all get so cramped up in a broom closet? Fox: Because Turk won't open the door... Turk: No! There could be any number of horrible things out there...waiting...waiting... Becky: I think you're paranoid. Fox: Well, they are both very strange... Lexi: Oh look what I found! *pulls out picture of Fox* Fox: *red*Where'd that come from! *snatches* Lexi: It has your signature on it, it's addressed to Z... Fox: *glares at everyone in closet* We never speak of this... Z: Sensei taught me lots of stuff, except sometimes she said she wouldn't teach me unless I was bound, gagged, stripped, and tied to the wall of a place that smelled really damp and musty...Turk: *cough* Okay, people, Richy's got a f*cking stegosaurus in his bathroom, I think my fear of whatever may be waiting outside is justified. Becky: What's the worst thing that could happen? Lexi: We could all be torn apart, piece by piece, every drop of our blood being drained out of our bodies by a giant centipede... Fox: ... Fox: I'm just gonna sit tight and hope they all forget about this picture. I told Z to put it away, but I guess he couldn't think of a better place than a shoe box on the top shelf of a broom closet labeled 'Mah Secret Box'.Raw: Wonder if they found MY secret box yet...Becky: Hey, it looks like theres a map of the house on the door! *points at door* Turk: That's not a map... Fox: It's a map alright...but it's definitely not a normal map...*snatches off door and holds out so everyone can see* Lexi: o_o *blush* Becky: o_o *blush* Fox: o_o *blush* Turk: *blank face* Turk: I didn't know Hage had such an awesome map of the mansion, every room is mapped out with stashes of pictures, each labeled with a number of stars and an identifying picture on the map. I'll have to borrow some of those pictures sometime...Raw: Our viewers may not know how I obtained these pictures, well, I arranged for a cockroach equipped with a video camera to invade everyone's homes and video tape them, sending the tape back to me. Nobody would suspect such a small and easily hidden creature as my video-taping minion Lexi: *cracks knuckles* Blood will be spilled...Lexi: THAT'S IT! *smashes into door, knocking it off its hinges* Turk: o_o I didn't know you could do that... Lexi: Talent... Becky: Alright! We're free! Fox: Yes! *growling is heard* Turk: -_- *points at cerberus towering over them* I hate to say I told you so...but I told you so. In a large kitchen, Raw and Z are behind a counter top...Raw: You know, maybe we should actually leave and do something... Z: Why? Where are they gonna go? They have to come out and eat sometime, and then we can trap them in the kitchen, SNAP! Raw: That may be the smartest thing you've said all week. Z: YAY! *glomps* Raw: Ah! No Z, get off of me! We're gonna fall onto the land mines! Z: I don't care! HUGGLES! Raw: FFFFFFF*******CCCCCKKKKK After intensive care, everyone is in the Luxury Lounge reclining in their own chairs...Raw: So what exactly was the point of all that? Becky: We got bored. Turk: Yeah, not really much to do sometimes so we figured we'd drop by and have some fun with you two, but the hospital visit was not part of the plan... Lexi: Richy's hospital visit was...*cracks knuckles again* Raw: Hey, I have signed waivers giving me permission to take those pictures, they were disguised as paychecks, and you've been regularly signing them and renewing my permission to take pictures, video, and to do what I please with them. Becky: Hey, where are Fox and Z? *looks around* Z: I was nowhere.Fox: I ALSO, was nowhere.Raw: I don't know, I don't care, now get out of my house...*pushes button causing the floor to fall in where the others are seated* Ah, silence...*thumping noises upstairs* *marches up the stairs and kicks in Z's bedroom door* Raw: o_o Fox: o_o This isn't what it looks like... Z: o_o I'm a pillow! *curls up in fetal position* Mooo! Raw: JJ took the condom out of my wallet! Son of a b*tch, how did he get my wallet?!
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| Subject: Re: Raw and Z (Episodes) Wed 03 Mar 2010, 2:32 am | |
| Episode 7
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Episode 7: VikingsIn the Luxury Lounge...*mid-arguement* Z: But Neanderthals are way better than vikings! Raw: You're f*cking retarded, vikings are way better! Z: There's only one way to settle this...*pulls up small coffee machine with blinking blue lights* Raw: What are you gonna do? Make coffee? Z: No, while Mika was carrying me off, I modified a coffee machine so that it would work as a time machine. You set the time to the year you want, 4-digit numbers only, and then you type in the thing you want from that time using the slide out keyboard, here...*slides out keyboard from top* *types* N-E-A-N-D-E-R-T-H-A-L. *types* V-I-K-I-N-G. Raw: Ya know, sometimes I worry about him, not so much that's he insanely stupid and childish, but that this stupidity actually creates something useful at times. You should watch him play video games, he only knows two things, axe and bigger axe.Z: I should've got an axe for my cave person...*machine spouts out cave man* Z: YEAH! *hugs cave man* CaveMan: ? *chews on Z's head* Z: He likes me! Raw: -_- *machine spouts out viking* Viking: Where in the name of Odin am I? Raw: You're in the 21st century! Viking: After Ragnarok? Raw: No, Ragnarok never happened, and Norse faith is mostly dead now, now we have the Church and they just have one god, saves money, time, and sacrificial alter space. Viking: Hm, very practical, though I fail to see the purpose in having only one universal god since his time and efforts would be heavily divided and thus it would be impossible for him to be able to please every human being as they needed. Raw: Uhhh...no he's everyone at anytime, and I thought vikings were dense. Viking: Mostly, my name is Ivan and I'm a Viking Warrior Prince. Raw: I'm Richard and i'm a Boring Nothing Person. *shakes hands with Ivan* Raw: This is going swimmingly, how is your cave man doing bro? *looks over at Z* Z: *head inside cave man's mouth* *gives thumbs up* Caveman: *smiles while trying to shove Z inside his mouth* Raw: I'm not helping him... In a large open field...Raw: Alright, here's the first challenge to prove that Vikings are better than Cave Men. You have to kill that dinosaur *points to large triceratops chewing grass in center of field* using only a stick and a rock. Go! Z: *whispering Cave Man's ear* That dinosaur ate your wife... CaveMan: ? Z: It f*cked your mother? Caveman: *scratches head* Z: It owes you money? Caveman: *scratches self* Z: -_- Z: I don't know how to motivate a cave man to kill a dinosaur unless he's hungry, and he ate all the pizza in the house earlier so he's not hungry. I don't even think he understands me...CaveMan: *voice being dubbed into English* I find it very stereotypical to have me kill a dinosaur with a stick and a rock, we were more sophisticated than you modern day people are willing to give us credit for. Just because we didn't write anything down or have a sophisticated form of language or measurement doesn't mean that we weren't capable of creating very impressive things on our own. Take this, *holds up stick with a hole at the top and a rock tied to a sting attached to it* we invented the world's first ball-in-a-cup, how much more advanced can you get?Raw: Ivan, if you would be so kind as to take this rock and stick and kill that dinosaur... Ivan: *takes stick and rock* With pleasure. *winds up and throws rock at triceratops eye, blinding the creature before javelin-throwing the stick through the dinosaur's brain* Z: o_o CaveMan: *gnaws on Z's shoulder* Raw: Viking:1, Caveman:0Z: He's cheating! Just like Rock-Paper-Scissors! HAXXXOR! HACCCCKKKKKEEEEEERRRR!!!!Caveman: *voice dubbed in English* That was incredibly barbaric, it would've been more effective to tear out its jugular vein with your teeth, put it out of its misery quicker, ya know? That was just cruel...Ivan:Tougher challenge please?At an archery range...Raw: Our second challenge for today will be to kill the most dolphins that jump out of the water, *points to ocean a distance away and jumping dolphins* the person who kills the most dolphins wins. Alright, knock an arrow, draw back, and go! Raw: My hate for dolphins knows no bounds...*eats dolphin shaped animal cracker*Ivan: *draws back and fires an arrow through a dolphin's skull, slaying it instantly* CaveMan: Ughhh...*lifts up crate of arrows and throws into the air**hundreds of arrows rain down and kill the jumping dolphins* Z: Yay! *hugs caveman* I knew you could do it! Ivan: o_o Raw: -_- Raw:Next time i'll have to more specific about how you're supposed to kill the dolphins...Ivan: If I knew I didn't need the bow I would've just jumped in the water and started punching the d*mn things!Z: I always believed in my caveman!CaveMan: *Chews on dolphin meat and drools*In the Luxury Lounge, just Raw and Ivan...Raw: Alright, so we need to make sure that cave man doesn't win the next competition or we'll both lose and I'll never be able to look my brother in the eye without being reminded of my horrible defeat at the hands of a stupid cave man... Ivan: Right, so how are we going to do it? Raw: Well, cave people are pretty simple... CaveMan: *dubbed in English* And you're an *ss f*ck...Raw: So maybe we can just bribe him out of the competition with shiny objects or women? Ivan: Why not both? Raw: Good point...so who do we get to do it... Ivan: We could just pick somebody's name out of a helm. Raw: Sure, why not. * reaches off stage for a viking helmet turned upside down and pulls out a folded piece of paper* *unfolds paper* She'll do... Ten minutes later in the Luxury Lounge...*off screen* Female Voice: I still don't see whats so important that I have to be here... Raw: It's very important, but Ivan will explain everything. Female Voice: Whose Ivan? Ivan: *on screen in a chair looking off-screen* I am *smiles* Female Voice: Oooh, can I sit with him? Raw: Yeah sure, just get on the screen...*pushes DCP onto screen* *DCP takes a seat with Ivan* DCP: *looking at Ivan* So, what's on the agenda today? Ivan: Everything you want and more Ivan: *blushing* Well, we needed you to go wait upstairs in a room for us, nothing big, we just wanted to know if we could hear what's going on up there from down here. And we're both busy down here working on something. DCP: Okay, I can do that *walks off screen, blows a kiss to Ivan* Raw: -_- No, you're not going up there. Ivan: Yes I am. Raw: No, she's supposed to distract the caveman. CaveMan: *dubbed in English* F*ck you.Ivan: She's distracting me... Raw: No, you're staying right here. Ivan: ...*delivers punch to the head causing Raw to fall unconscious and slide out of his chair, onto the floor with a smack* Ivan: >_> Ivan: <_< *scurries off screen up the stairs* *noises upstairs* Raw: *barely conscious* Yeah, I can hear her from up there... DCP: Once you go Viking, you never go back Next morning, Luxury Lounge....Raw: *bleeding from skull**drinking coffee* Z: Uhhh....shouldn't you have that checked out? Raw: Naw, I'll be fine, I ju-*slumps out of chair and onto floor with a thud* Z: *looks down* Medic! *DCP and Ivan walk on screen in towels* DCP: Hey Z, where's your cave man friend Ivan was telling me about? Z: He ran into traffic... CaveMan: *dubbed in English* I staged my own death so he'd leave me alone, that kid is annoying, I'm presently living in New York and avoiding all human contact.Raw: MY EYES! I was laying there underneath Ivan's towel! ...mental...image...never...leaving!Ivan: Oh, that's too bad, anyhow, *tosses a check at Z* here's some money for your brother's medical expenses. Me and the lady are going back upstairs, if you need anything, get it yourself or else I'll get out my broad sword and cleave you in half. Kay? Cool. *DCP and Ivan walk offstage* Raw: *gurgling* Help...me...
Episode 8
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Episode 8: About Last Night...In the Luxury Lounge...Raw: Alright, so, we're just kinda bored today, not really much to do... Z: We could play hopscotch? *smiles* Raw: Who plays hopscotch? Z: Us? Raw: No. Z: What if I bought you a dinosaur? Raw: That's impossible Z, the time machine broke, remember? Z: *looks at coffee machine* Looks functional to me. Raw: So I invited a 'friend' over, and we used the coffee machine to manipulate the stock market and buy some 'inanimate object friends' and I think I got the thing jammed like a printer and stuff MAY come out at random...Z: There was a stick of rubber in my coffee this morning, I think Santa came early *laughter is heard off screen* What?! What's so funny? *laughter continues* -_- Brothers not the only one who gets angry...*pulls out pocketknife and flies off screen*Raw: Its about as functional as our old camera man... Z: He was asking for it, speaking of which I used some of that zombie serum to make a new camera man. Raw: Why? Z: The old one left for vacation Z: I hope its warm in hell >_>Raw: At least we're off the time machine topic...Raw: If you say so...anyhow, I've decided that I am going to get a dinosaur. Z: But what if I already got you one? Raw: How could you have done that? Z: Well, I found somebody lurking around the house in our fridge last night, so I got up, in my feetie pajamas and checked. It was some lady and I freaked out but she said she was from the future and that she was here to save us all from ultimate destruction. So I asked her to prove it and she said 'wait here' and then a dinosaur walked into the room! Raw: Improv, alright!Raw: So wheres the 'dinosaur'? Z: Right here *beams and pulls up on a red leash* *a large stegosaurus appears* Raw: 0_0 Its a real dinosaur... Z: Aint he cute? Raw: Uhhhmmm....I don't know what to say... Z: Say you'll play hopscotch! Raw: *sighs* Fine, draw your stupid squares... Z: YESH! Outside...Z: Okay, now its your turn! Raw: Okay...*tries hopping and falls over, crashing into the pavement* *stegosaurus appears and drags Raw off stage in his mouth* Z: You suck at hopscotch!
Episode 9
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Episode 9: About Last Night, And The Night After That...Luxury Lounge...Raw: So I've predicted the end of Naruto, Naruto is going to catch up with Sasuke after he kills Danzo and fight him. After Naruto finally convinces Sasuke what he's doing is wrong and converts him, they're gonna do the same handshake they did when they first met, and then Madara is going to stab Sasuke through the heart. He's then going to run off to get 8 Tails. Sakura will transplant Sasuke's Sharingan into Naruto and then he'll catch up to Madara and give an epic speech followed by saying he perfected the 4th Hokage's jutsu, combining it with Rasengan, and his recently obtained Chidori, to create the perfect jutsu. Then Madara will be all like 'Bitch, please, I perfected the space-time jutsu years ago.' And then Naruto is gonna be like, 'You've killed hundreds of people, ruined thousands of lives, and for what? For some jutsu and your ends! I'm gonna kill you now, K?' Madara is gonna be like 'K, DO ETT FAGGOT!' and then its gonna switch to to a double-panel with Kakashi's face and Naruto's face as they both say 'You helped me perfect my jutsu!' That'll end one chapter, cliff-hanger, and then the next chapter he'll spear Madara through and implode him and then Shikamaru will come in and be like, 'WTF NARUTO! WHOSE GONNA CLEAN UP THIS SHIT?!' and Naruto is gonna be like 'Bitch please, you are, I'm the new Hokage.' Then Shikamaru is going to PWN. HIS. FACE. Z: 0_0 Raw: Oh, and Kakashi is gonna die from Madara. Z: That's so sad because everything but the Shikamaru part is totally plausible... Raw: You dissing Shikamaru? Z: He's a lazy f*ck, no dissing needed. Raw: ... Z: And Deidara is lamer. Raw: *mauls Z* Raw: Now those of you who are unaware, I have an obssession with Deidei, I F*CKING love him. I would be gay for Deidei, that should be my slogan or something...anyhow, dissing him is equivalent to punching me in the face, which is how I'll respond.Z: * incoherent mumbling with subtitles* If the pain ever stops and my lips return to normal size I'm going to give a speech in New York about how stupid Deidara is and burn every manga chapter with him in it...Z: AAAAHHHHH!!! *sounds of beating are heard* Raw: You're not getting off so easily this time...*chainsaw reeve is heard* Z: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- In the hospital...Z: *strapped to a bed and wrapped like a mummy* *glares at Raw* Z: I. Hate. You. Raw: Don't diss my lover...*embraces Deidei* Deidara: You're just jealous-un Z: No, thats why I hired the zombie of Zabuza Momichi to come and kick your *sses... *zombie Zabu walks into room by slicing down the door* Zabuza: Heeeerrrrreeesss Zabu! Raw: Okay, well, I just sh*t myself...Deidara: He's pretty cute, even for a zombie...un...Deidara: *makes giant clay bird and throws Raw on before flying out the hospital window* Deidara: F*ck! Un! Raw: Its alright, we have the power of love! Deidara: Love doesn't stop three inches of reinforced, folded, steel from slicing you in half... Raw: It could... Deidara: Well then you focus on your Love No Jutsu and I'll do something useful...un... Raw: I knew you'd understand! *huggles* *blur of blue flashes out window and lands on bird* Zabuza: *stands on bird with sword raised* Uuughh! Raw: *pushes button Ipod* *Power of Love starts playing* Zabuza: *starts dancing* Raw: Hell yeah!Raw: *punches Zabu in the balls and kicks off bird* Deidara: 0_0 I stand corrected...un... Raw: *strips* Make love to me! *tackles* Deidara: Gah!...un... Deidara: Apparently being wrong leads to 'I'm Right, You're Wrong' sex which is better than Make-Up Sex, so maybe I should wrong more often about things...*hospital door is opened* Lexi: Hey Z, I came to check on y- *looks outside window and witnesses Deidei and Raw* Lexi: Let me rephrase that, I came. *corrects self* CAME! and am now LEAVING. *walks out hurriedly* Z: * suspicious eye* Whats outside the window...*leans over* Z: MY VIRGIN EYES! *eyes sizzle and melt out of sockets*
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| Subject: Re: Raw and Z (Episodes) Wed 03 Mar 2010, 2:41 am | |
| Episode 10
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Episode 10: ATTACKA!
Raw: Well, this is kind of an inside joke, but when me and Z were staying in Portugal we only had access to like one channel that didn't suck, and it played cartoons. Unfortunately, Portugal is like 5 years behind America, and so we were watching Digimon 02, *cough* not that I complained because Mimi is a sexy b*tch with a sexy voice *cough*... Z: *looks around and then looks at screen* Hey, did you see my check anywhere? I'm still getting money from when I did the voice of Mimi on the second Digimon season, of course I need to FIND the check to get the money out of it... Raw: *clears throat* Anyhow, they also played Beyblade. Now, even in English that show is repetetive, but in another language? Let me brief, the only thing you could understand were two phrases that they said every four and a half seconds, either 'Sabre Dragoon! ATTACKA!' or 'Cyber Sabre Dragoon! ATTACKA!' So basically, our saturday morning television was watching anime character scream at each other about tops... Z: *holds up paper* I found it! See?! *presses against screen where it is now plainly obvious to see that this is payment for voicing Deidara and not Mimi* *realizes his mistake* *snatches paper away* YOU. SAW. NOTHING.... Raw: So yeah, we saw this Beyblade forum, which is a horrible forum FYI because its full of one line posts and noobs, I tried it. I know its Beyblade, but you could type more than one line about your character doing stuff, and your top too. I mean come on! But I- Z: *sniffs the air* Brother is going to say 'digress' right now...its like number 8 on his top ten words he says to sound smart. I embrace my stupidity! Raw: -digress...I felt a disturbance in the force...*reaches hand off screen* FORCE COFFIN! *gurgling noises are heard off screen along with various screams of the name 'harry'* *hand closes into a fist and blood spurts onto Raw's lap* *its ignored* Yeah, I've been training my force powers....anyhow, so we decided we'd break out the Beyblades and play Beyblades... Z: This is probably the longest I've stayed unharmed and alive in a comic...*grabs throat and starts screaming as pants are dropped by an unseen force* *crew members scream HAIRY!* *Z's body implodes*
In a Large Room with Flat Paneled Flooring...
Raw: *beyblade in hand on one end* Alright, no magnets, no curves, none of that, just straight up beyblading, we're agreed? Z: *holding beyblade as well* Agreed... Raw: My beyblade has the spirit of an aklyosaurus looking thing, I assume its good for defense, but I don't really care. I rigged it up with weighted parts bettween the main wheel and sub wheel, an I added a few 'custom' parts...namely a rotating chainsaw tipped with diamond that could cut through a block of solid cement... Z: I picked my spirit very carefully, eventually I choose Bob Ross. Why? Because he's the best, other than that I'm using a wooden top that I made myself out of balsa wood :3 Raw: Z is retarded...
Raw+Z: LET IT RIP! *pulls cord and released beyblades which fly towards each other* Raw: AW YEAH! *tops near each other* *Raw's top bounces off Z's* Raw: 0-0 Z: BOB BARKER! USE YOUR SPECIAL ABILITY! Z's Top: GRUUUUHHH!!!! *flash of light* Raw: WHAT THE F*CK! Z: I BELIEVE IN MY BEYBLADE, SO ITS GONNA DIGIVOLVE! Raw: Ah HELL no! ANKY, USE YOUR ABILITY! Raw's Top: RRRRRAWWWWRRR!!! *flash of light*
Z's Top: *light disperses to reveal a rotating replica of Bob Ross's face* Raw's Top: *light disperses to reveal a beyblade covers in hundreds of spikes*
Raw: *stares at Z* Z: *nods* Raw+Z: *in unison* ATTACKA! *tops smash into each other and Bob's head is sliced in half* Raw: F*CK. YEAH. Z: 0_o NO! *picks up peices of the top* Bob! How could you lose? Z's Top: *cough* Z...Tell the world...happy...trees... Z: *crying* I will Bob, I will...
Raw: Right about now, any self respecting human being would feel sorry for the loss of a great american artist like Bob Ross, but after watching him in art school for a year, I'm more inclined to do something else...
Raw: >_> Raw: <_< Raw: ANKY! ATTACKA! *top flies towards the remains of Bob* Z: *begins glowing with green energy* No....*grabs top with his barehands, blood dripping out from the blades, and then grinds the top into dust* No...you...killed...Bob... *takes Bob's head and shoves into eye socket* Z: *glares* Bob...You...HELPED ME PERFECT MY JUTSU! GRAH! ONE THOUSAND HAPPY TREES!*flies towards Raw with a giant green energy ball in his hand* Raw: WHAT THE F*CK! Z: GRRRAAAAHHHH! *keeps coming towards Raw* Raw: *raises hand at Z* FORCE SPIRAL SPHERE! *giant red sphere forms in hand* *runs towards Z* Raw: RRRRAAAAAH!!!!! *both attacks clash into a giant explosion that levels the entire mansion in a burst of flames and energy*
Z: 0_0 Raw: 0_0 Z: Bro... Raw: *slaps Z upside the head* Great job dip! We're homeless now!
To Be Continued...
Episode 11
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Episode 12
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