Interesting Scenes with Director Suijin

Subject: Interesting Scenes with Director Suijin Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:50 pm

[3:45:16 PM] Sir Darius: I'll soothe you with my moans! O:
[3:45:19 PM] Sir Darius: Mmmm
[3:45:21 PM] Sir Darius: Yeahhhh
[3:45:22 PM] Sir Darius: Push it in
[3:45:24 PM] Sir Darius: Harder
[3:45:25 PM] Sir Darius: Harder
[3:45:26 PM] Sir Darius: Harder
[3:45:28 PM] Sir Darius: YEAHHHHHH!
[3:45:30 PM] Becky: XDDD
[3:45:39 PM] Sir Darius: That's right
[3:45:41 PM] Sir Darius: Right in there
[3:45:44 PM] Sir Darius: Mhhmmmm
[3:45:47 PM] Sir Darius: Mmm
[3:45:48 PM] Sir Darius: MMm
[3:45:49 PM] Sir Darius: MMM
[3:45:51 PM] Sir Darius: MMMMMM
[3:45:52 PM] Sir Darius: PWQJF9uwehfojwehfiweojfwf
[3:45:56 PM] Sir Darius: Oh I'm sorry
[3:45:59 PM] Sir Darius: I thought I'd last longer
[3:46:03 PM] Sir Darius: Guy: Oh it's okay
[3:46:09 PM] Sir Darius: Wanna give me a BJ?
[3:46:10 PM] Sir Darius: Girl:
[3:46:13 PM] Sir Darius: Yeah sure!
[3:46:15 PM] Sir Darius: Mmmm
[3:46:17 PM] Sir Darius: Mmmmmm
[3:46:20 PM] Sir Darius: *gagging sound*
[3:46:24 PM] Sir Darius: It's too big!
[3:46:29 PM] Sir Darius: *splatter*
[3:46:33 PM] Sir Darius: The.
[3:46:34 PM] Sir Darius: End.
[3:46:40 PM] Sir Darius: I should become a porno director 8-)

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Faggot alert

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I'm thinking an Oscar would be fitting for such a performance.
:thumpsup:

Subject: Re: Interesting Scenes with Director Suijin Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21 am

[5:01:27 PM] Sir Darius: But smex can be done on here 8-)
[5:01:39 PM] Sir Darius: Becky, you in on the sex?
[5:01:42 PM] Sir Darius: Or do you wanna film it?
[5:02:02 PM] Celene: (mm)
[5:02:05 PM] Becky: FILM.
[5:02:07 PM] Becky: .___.
[5:02:16 PM] Becky: That way, I get to see all the nice pretty shots. ;D
[5:02:23 PM] Becky: And then make a copy for myself for later.
[5:02:24 PM] Becky: Mad

[5:02:33 PM] Celene: (chuckle)
[5:02:39 PM] Sir Darius: Whatever floats your boat...
[5:02:43 PM] Sir Darius: Sir Darius strips naked.
[5:03:03 PM] Sir Darius: So in this scene Celene, I need you to have the evil tentacle monster wrap around your naked body
[5:03:15 PM] Sir Darius: While I come to the rescue in only... in the nude with a sword.
[5:03:20 PM] Sir Darius: Yeah that works Razz

[5:03:20 PM] Celene: O_O
[5:04:04 PM] Celene: Celene strips naked and slowy brings the tentacle to her
[5:04:10 PM] Celene: like this D;
[5:04:21 PM] Sir Darius: No, no, no!
[5:04:26 PM] Sir Darius: The tentacle needs to grab you
[5:04:30 PM] Sir Darius: Thrust you about a bit
[5:04:38 PM] Sir Darius: And then hold you in the air
[5:04:45 PM] Sir Darius: With one of it's tentacles heading to your...
[5:04:48 PM] Sir Darius: You know...
[5:04:52 PM] Sir Darius: Left nipple.
[5:04:59 PM] Sir Darius: Then I enter the scene
[5:04:59 PM] Celene: O_O
[5:05:02 PM] Sir Darius: With two swords!
[5:05:05 PM] Sir Darius: One metal and one flesh
[5:05:09 PM] Sir Darius: AWWWWW YEAHHHHH
[5:05:12 PM] Celene: 8-)
[5:05:32 PM] Sir Darius: Then I basically save the day
[5:05:34 PM] Sir Darius: Have sex
[5:05:42 PM] Sir Darius: Aaaaand that's a film made.

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As much as I want Darius to GTFO, I must admit that this script is just ...
Intense in all the right parts. It's got such deeper meaning to it.
The tentacles on Celene's naked body? Such a symbol. I can feel how it represents her sexual prowess being held back by Adam. AND THE LEFT NIPPLE. Oh you clever Brit. The left nipple symbolizes happiness. So while Adam is close to touching her happiness, she's torn between staying and letting him into her positive emotions or struggling and breaking free to Sir Darius.
Then we move onto Darius' throbbing sword. Obviously this is a representation of the American Economy. Such a short fleshy sword that could be long and hard, but it will never be as erect and inflexible as how the British rule their lands with an actual sword.
~~Faggot~~ Darius then saves Celene.
Her, so happy that she sexes him.
Celene is relieved. In her heart, she felt it would be better this way.
I dont feel like typing more, but bravo. Faggot.
I bet they'll make it into a musical on Broadway.
It'd win an Oscar.

Oh, and Becky filming all this means she knows everything and is God.

Subject: Re: Interesting Scenes with Director Suijin Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25 pm

Nyan wrote:: Oh, and Becky filming all this means she knows everything and is God.

Finally. Someone notices.

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Nyan wrote:: As much as I want Darius to GTFO, I must admit that this script is just ...
Intense in all the right parts. It's got such deeper meaning to it.
The tentacles on Celene's naked body? Such a symbol. I can feel how it represents her sexual prowess being held back by Adam. AND THE LEFT NIPPLE. Oh you clever Brit. The left nipple symbolizes happiness. So while Adam is close to touching her happiness, she's torn between staying and letting him into her positive emotions or struggling and breaking free to Sir Darius.
Then we move onto Darius' throbbing sword. Obviously this is a representation of the American Economy. Such a short fleshy sword that could be long and hard, but it will never be as erect and inflexible as how the British rule their lands with an actual sword.
~~Faggot~~ Darius then saves Celene.
Her, so happy that she sexes him.
Celene is relieved. In her heart, she felt it would be better this way.
I dont feel like typing more, but bravo. Faggot.
I bet they'll make it into a musical on Broadway.
It'd win an Oscar.

Oh, and Becky filming all this means she knows everything and is God.

There is too much win in this post to handle!
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Subject: Re: Interesting Scenes with Director Suijin Mon 13 Feb 2012, 2:16 am

[6:37:39 PM] Sir Darius: I'm always suspicious, can't trust anyone! Not even your own mother...
[6:37:59 PM] Sir Darius: What if she poisoned my meal, how will I know?!
[6:38:34 PM] Sir Darius: That's why you've gotta keep a vile of horse semen in your pocket at all times, everyone knows that horse semen can cure any poison.
~
[7:08:52 PM] Sir Darius: You kind of get used to it after the twentieth time
[7:09:55 PM] Becky: Now, how do you acquire this semen?
[7:10:13 PM] Sir Darius: Well that's a bit of a complicated story...
[7:11:56 PM] Sir Darius: What I do, is dress up as a female horse and spray myself with cricket urine
[7:12:09 PM] Sir Darius: Cricket urine helps attract the male horse
[7:12:22 PM] Becky: So you've been told?
[7:12:23 PM] Sir Darius: Then I place myself in a position where I bend over in front of the horse
[7:12:33 PM] Sir Darius: Well I actually found that out myself
[7:12:36 PM] Sir Darius: But that's a different story...
[7:12:39 PM] Sir Darius: Anyway
[7:12:58 PM] Sir Darius: Once the horse gets close enough, I have to wrestle it to the ground, giving it a good ol' punch or two
[7:13:04 PM] Sir Darius: Then once I've tied it up
[7:13:13 PM] Sir Darius: I have to... masturbate it.
[7:13:28 PM] Sir Darius: Now, let's not get on the wrong foot here...
[7:13:38 PM] Sir Darius: This is all for the purpose of avoiding death by poison
[7:13:49 PM] Sir Darius: So let's not think I'm a horse rapist or something of the kind...
[7:14:01 PM] Sir Darius: Now, once I've collected the sperm through the masturbation process
[7:14:06 PM] Sir Darius: I untie and run like hell.
[7:14:12 PM] Sir Darius: And that's pretty much it.
[7:14:15 PM] Becky: .____.

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Ohh man.
He's just so dedicated to every thing he does.
That's such an attractive trait.
Darius, I've changed my mind about you.
Get the fuck in. <3.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ2UcajD8kY

Since it won't let me embed the video, you'll just have to click the link for lulz to ensue.

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What is this I don't even!