The Drunk gets Drunker [Training]

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"No no no no!" Saru yelled out as he was tossed through the air like a small toy of some sort. He landed rather ungracefully next to one of the people that had been lucky enough to be test subjects for his new jutsu. Looking around the area is was rather obvious he had been hard at work perfecting some new kekkai genkai jutsu. Most of the people had passed out from said testing while others simply staggered around like a bunch of happy zombies tripping over not only themselves but others who had been lucky enough to come under the effects of Saru's unique jutsu. "Awww cmon, they're fine!" Saru whined as he propped up the closest person he could find and proceeded to slap his cheek playfully to no avail as he quickly slumped back over. Saru at this point could only give an innocent smile to his aggressor which by the looks of it seemed to be yet another Kusa ninja that seemed insistent on ruining a good time. To tell the truth despite the young rouges usual ignorance he still knew danger when he saw it and considering this guy in front of him was built like a gorilla and had proceeded to pick Saru up and toss him like a small rock only moments earlier it was safe to assume Saru was feeling at the very least cautious about his current predicament. At this point the large man had apparently had quite enough of Saru's foolishness and proceeded to shoot his hand outward in an attempt to grab him once more, something that if the young rouge could help would not be happening again.

Acting through impulse Saru's body twirled clumsily barely avoiding the man's grasp allowing him to roll up the length of the man's arm before activating one of the new jutsu he had been experimenting with as he figured if nothing else this guy would provide a much more useful test subject considering he was a trained ninja. Not a second after preforming the hand-sign the jutsu took affect as a dark amber liquid began to leak from the bottom of the strange young man's legs rather profusely and soon coated the ground at his feet. Saru could only consider himself lucky that he had worn shorts today as he wasn't sure he liked the idea of people thinking he had pissed himself although it still looked the part only to a lesser extent. As his bulky enemy prepared for his next attack Saru had already jumped back stumbling over himself in the process but not before activating the puddle that now laid at his opponent's feet. Before the Kusa nin could react the puddle had already burst outwards covering a small area around it. Needless to say it had hit it's mark as Saru laughed manically at the large amount that had managed to hit his pursuer in the face. The gorilla man did nothing besides wipe the substance from his face and besides the redness that had taken his face he remained for the most part unless you count the apparent increase of frown. Upon seeing this Saru's smile quickly diminished [

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Now despite Saru's seemingly limited grasp on basic bodily movements the guy for some reason or another was quite the little speed demon which often led to either a surprising escape or a bewildering attack. This being said the clumsy criminal was taken aback as the opponent he could have sworn he left in the dust had appeared next to him punch already in progress. Besides almost giving the skinny little nukenin a heart attack by his sudden arrival the shock caused his already blunderous legs to give out as he quickly fell to the ground tumbling forward harshly just barely managing to avoid the monstrous punch with his name on it. Even after taking a dive into the dirt Saru was already on his feet staring down his opponent all the while clownishly swaying back and forth on the verge of having a gravity check at any moment. In any event he was now exactly were he wanted to be to test out the new techniques he had worked oh so hard on over the last few days and the open grassy fields were the ideal location. Of course his hulking brute of an opponent wasn't going to just stand there and let said testing go unopposed so he wasted no time in making a string of hand signs and proceed the slam his giant palms into the ground causing a large wall of earth to raise upwards. It was about this time that Saru figured out that his current challenger was a doton user and that put a mischievous grin on his face as he began to form a few handsigns of his own just as the Kasu ninja had begun the rest of his attack which involved him slamming his hands against the large wall of stone effectively breaking it into several large sharp shards of earth before it was sent sailing towards him at an incredible speeds although luckily for Saru his jutsu was already ready a raiton energy could be seen crackling of of his body as the shards of earth came ever closer. There was a thunderous boom as the raiton energy that Saru had been charging into his body was released all at once expanding outward in a large sphere around him engulfing the earth shrapnel before reducing it to dust in a split second. Saru created Hōden Fīrudo as a means to defend against energy based jutsu although due to the elemental advantage raiton has over doton it managed to defend him from a physical attack albeit getting quite a bit of dust shot into his face effectively blinding him just long enough for his opponent to get in his first good hit.

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It was a simple punch the man threw, however is was the speed at which it came into contact with the young missing nin's stomach that caused the problem as he was sent rocketing off in the opposite direction for about 20 feet before finally making landfall and skidding across the ground for a decent distance before coming to a complete stop. Even with his clan's drunken imitation jutsu in effect he sure as hell felt that last hit despite being for the most part resistant to all forms of pain. He could only begin a slightly labored chortle of sorts as he struggled slightly to get back on his feet and counted his blessings that he had jumped back at just the right time to avoid the brunt of the previous attack. Even in light of a threat Saru managed to retain his goofy smile and childish way of thinking considering this no more than a fun game. This game however was about to come to an end as with all great heroes Saru always had an ace of his sleeve. Hell with the size of his sleeves he probably had far more than that. As his opponent rushed towards him once more giving him barely anytime to recover from the first blow Saru had already prepared his next jutsu as a light blue chakra covered both his palms and feet. As the barrage of fists came forth Saru's movements became frantic and completely random as he began to bounce around on both his hands and feet in order to dodge the Kusa ninja's fists of fury. The only way to accurately describe the scene unfolding was to liken it to trying to catch a monkey that was abusing a stimulant. Keeping this in mind it's pretty easy to imagine how frustrated the Kusa no kuni shinobi was becoming at the moment as all of his strikes missed their mark by mere inches as the foolish criminal continued to evade the strikes in the most silly ways possible. This display of erratic maneuvers had served it's secondary purpose as Kasu nimbly hopped up latching on to his opponent's head all the while a strange dark hazel vapor began to rise off of him.

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It was already to late for his opponent to make any sort of counter attack as the vapor around Saru's body had already exploded outwards covering the area all around him in the thick mist. This jutsu had met Karu's expectations rather well considering his opponent now seemed to be as messed up as himself. Of all of the jutsu he had been tinkering with from his kekkai genkai this was the one that had presented the most challenge for Saru as it required him to not only build up the toxin in his pours for a short while, unable to use any of his other clan jutsu while doing so but also required him to release it at the right time considering that on one side of the spectrum he built it up to much and forcibly exploded outwards hurting Saru in the process or he would release it to soon hindering it's already limited area of effect. This all being said he was happy to see it work as well as it did in it's first true combat test. The effect of the technique was obvious by not only the increased shade of red in his cheeks but also the haphazard wobbling and content look of relaxation as he struggled to stay both conscious and upright which in this case seemed as though they would be directly connected with one another. Needless to say it was about time to conflict came to a conclusion and considering his enemy's current state he didn't think it would be all that hard to finish up here and move along.

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It was now finally time to test his last jutsu in development and this one was quite the doozy if he did say so himself. With a string of handsigns a thin layer of the amber toxin began to seep out of his body and cover the top layer of his skin and without wasting anymore time he shot forward placing his palm against his opponent's abdomen and in an instant all the amber fluid that covered his body quickly converged to his palm before blasting forward in a wave of gaseous toxicity that was at the very least strong enough to knock the big galoot off his feet although in his current state that wasn't saying much. As the toxic current ripped through the air Saru could only grin happily as perhaps the jutsu he had been messing with and fine tuning the most the last few days had finally come to fruition and seemed to be having it's desired effect, which if there was one thing this drunken fool loved it was making everybody else want to take part in his state of intoxicated ignorance even if it was for a limited time only. With his final new jutsu field tested Saru felt it was best to take his leave from Kusa before they eventually sent a squad after his ass which as much fun as it would be, he didn't much fancy being arrested so with a friendly wave to his newest opponent who now laid face down in the dirt semiconscious he bid Kusa no Kuni a fond farewell as he started his drunken trek to his next location. In his wake he had not left death or destruction as most criminal would. He did not leave fear nor anguish. His visit to Kusa no kuni was as simple as him having picked a random direction in which to travel. He had however caused quite a ruckus as is his nature but it was all worth it to become even better at what he loved most which was having a good time.

Even with his usual silly antics and childish mannerisms he had enough sense in him to know that complete freedom in this world meant being strong enough to maintain it. So he would continue to train and grow in power until he could take on any opponent who threatened the way he lived his life. A simple view of things but Saru was a simple guy so it worked for him. With this his mind was set on a single goal and that was to have as good a time as possible before he croaked and he figured with he way he was currently going about it he had quite a long fun filled life ahead of him.

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