Tennis

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

Well the shows over.. so naturally the tennis season must begin! wont be on from 3/3:30 to 6 on the weekdays.

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

Have Fun.

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

thanks adam ^_^

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Don't forget to have lots of epic thoughts while you're moving from side to side or else Prince of Tennis lied to me about the reality of tennis matches.

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Good Luck with tennis and hope to see you during the evenings then Very Happy

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

Good luck bud, win lots of matches for us.

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

Thanks guys! I can't guarantee I'll win tons of matches, but I'll do my best xD

Age : 28 Posts : 332

good luck Pat, and what time zone you in?? depending on which i probably wont see you till tennis season is over, sadly. But anyways have fun and good luck

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Pat is Eastern Time Zone, or whatever it's called, 'cause he's lame xP

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Eastern Standard Time (EST), and it is []D [] []V[] []D [] []\[] D:
Well, lol, have fun playing tennis.

Age : 31 Posts : 161

Good luck with TENNIS.

Age : 30 Posts : 644

*shakes head* Tennis...good luck... *cough* real men play football *cough* XP

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

really TNT? Real men run around a big field, wearing tight ass spandex, rubbing all up against other men who they don't know? No. Real men take tennis. Because tennis takes one long ass racket. And a good pair of balls.

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Pattycakes wrote:: really TNT? Real men run around a big field, wearing tight ass spandex, rubbing all up against other men who they don't know? No. Real men take tennis. Because tennis takes one long ass racket. And a good pair of balls.

My man Patrick has is perfectly put ^-^

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

Indeed.

It's crazy, I'm playing first doubles this year, and last year I was exhibition xD

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No Pat. Real men go to war, 11 vs 11. Real men knock other men on their asses. Real men don't attempt to hit a ball across a net unless forced to by the PE coach XP

Age : 32 Posts : 276

I'm playing Singles on my school's tennis team. :3

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Real men don't sweat all over each other, rub against one another, run around anything, wear nothing tighter than their girlfriends (insert the word you know goes here), can kick another guy's ass for no reason whatsoever, and can still pass a test without having to turn their head in a 90 degree angle. Very Happy

Age : 30 Posts : 644

Real men aren't named Pendo. OOOOOO BURNAGE XP

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Exactly, cuz I'm not named Pendo. xDD
I'm named Josh, and people named Josh tend to be able to knock down giant walls of cities called Jericho without doin nothing but walking around it. Very Happy

Age : 30 Posts : 644

Except not cuz Josh is a girly boy name! XP

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Good, because my name is Joshua.
SUCK IT! D:<

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

awesome Zane! Very Happy

"Real men don't sweat all over each other, rub against one another, run
around anything, wear nothing tighter than their girlfriends (insert the
word you know goes here), can kick another guy's ass for no reason
whatsoever, and can still pass a test without having to turn their head
in a 90 degree angle."

exactly.

Furthermore, real men don't need to take steroids to be good, and in fact realize that steroids wouldn't help them in any way shape or form. Real men play a gentleman's sport, and don't need loads of armor just to protect themselves. If we get hit by a ball going over 70 mph we take it, whereas you guys can't even take basic blunt force trauma without crying about it. Hell, not only do we take it, but we give the guy who hit it at us the point. You football players? you whine and get a referee in to cry to about the bad man who hurt your spleen.

On top of that, Tennis was created by god, as a way of showing his power against the devil (God won that match, with the devil gaining no points). And also, Tennis is the only sport that Chuck Norris plays. In fact, he and God still play tennis together today. Of course, they are always ties.

Age : 30 Posts : 644

That's rather offensive pat. >> For one, we are not allowed to take steroids and personally, I have never wanted to take steroids. For two, the sport is so dangerous that we are required to wear that padding. It's more fun without it of course, but we'd die at 20 instead of 45. For 3, the people the whine and cry cuz they got hit don't belong on the football field. They belong in tennis XP

and gentleman is just another word for sissy XP

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

See, leave it to a football player to be offended by a simple statement. *shrugs*

Us tennis players have more emotional stamina then that Wink