USBB SEASON 3!

Subject: USBB SEASON 3! Wed 04 Jul 2012, 2:26 am

WELCOME TO SEASON 3 OF ULTIMATE SHINOBI BIG BROTHER!
DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC.

The objective of this game is simple; BE THE LAST ONE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE. Houseguests will try to evict one another out of the house and in doing so, friendships will be broken, enemies will be made and tears will be shed. But for $500,000, these houseguests will do whatever they need to be the last one standing.

1. EPISODE INFORMATION.
HOH Competition – A houseguest can gain this status (for one week) through winning a HOH challenge. The HOH will then nominate 2 houseguests for eviction.
POV Competition – A houseguest can win the power of veto through winning a POV challenge. The person who holds the POV is able to save a nominated houseguest. This person also has the power to nominate a different houseguest in place of the saved houseguest.
Eviction – All houseguests will cast their vote to evict from the two houseguests up for eviction.

2. MISCELLANOUS COMPETITIONS.
Various other competitions may be held throughout this season. Examples include food competition, “haves” and “have nots,” and Pandora’s mystery box.

3. DIARY ROOM.
This room is where the houseguests go to cast their vote to evict. It is also a room where houseguests can individually discuss their thoughts. No one but the houseguest hears these messages, so it can get pretty messy / bitchy. Diary Room messages will be posted in BLUE.

4. INTERACTIVE HOUSEGUESTS.
This is an interactive skit series, which means I will need the houseguests to follow along. If you are HOH, I will need you to privately tell me your nominees, or if you have POV, I will need you to tell me who you want to save and so on. You will have exactly 24 hours (1 day) from the time the skit was posted to contact me. If you fail to be active, I usually maneuver a way to evict you. It’s all the more fun writing about people who actually enjoy reading the skit.

5. CONTACT INFORMATION.
You may contact me via:
Personal Message (PM)
Skype (Username: alexxseii)

It is crucial that you keep your nominations to yourself. If I see that you have been publicly exchanging nominee information with others via the chatbox, I will evict you. You have been warned.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

Subject: Re: USBB SEASON 3! Wed 04 Jul 2012, 2:28 am

FLOORPLANS.

LEVEL 1.

LEVEL 2.

OUTSIDE.

Subject: Re: USBB SEASON 3! Wed 04 Jul 2012, 2:37 am

HOUSEGUEST LIST.

ADAM
ANDY
AQUARIUS
BECKY
CELENE
ENZO
FOX
JOHN
KISEKI
WINGED BLADE

Subject: Re: USBB SEASON 3! Wed 04 Jul 2012, 2:41 am

TASK #1.

TO ALL HOUSEGUESTS: Please let me know of three (3) houseguests (not including yourself) you would like to be allied with in this season. Thank you!

NOTE: Messages received after 3PM EST on July 4th, 2012 will be voided.

Subject: Re: USBB SEASON 3! Wed 04 Jul 2012, 7:37 pm

TASK #2.

TO ALL MALE HOUSEGUESTS: Please let me know of your favourite female houseguest. Thank you!

TO ALL FEMALE HOUSEGUESTS: Please let me know of your favourite male houseguest. Thank you!

NOTE: Messages received after 6PM EST on July 4th, 2012 will be voided.

Subject: Re: USBB SEASON 3! Fri 06 Jul 2012, 4:46 am

INTRODUCTION / HOH 1 / NOMINATIONS 1

Lexi: WELCOME TO SEASON 3 OF ULTIMATE SHINOBI BIG BROTHER! The houseguests will be arriving shortly in their overpriced limousines, so let’s look around the house for a while.

[USBB house.]

Lexi: Unlike other seasons, there will be enough beds for every houseguest, but it’s up to the houseguests to pick their own rooms. In the past, we have had arguments break out in an attempt to secure a bed in the “good bedroom” and often times, houseguests have resorted to violence. But, that’s what makes this show so entertaining to watch.

[Limousines pull up into the USBB house driveway.]

Lexi: And without further ado, let’s welcome our new houseguests! This season, we have 5 returning houseguests – say hello to Adam, Becky, Celene, Fox and John!

[Adam, Becky, Celene, Fox and John step out of the first limo, all quite agitated.]

Lexi: There seems to be some trouble. *Steps over to the veterans* What’s up, you guys?

Adam: Let’s just say we had a very eventful ride up here.

Celene: Indeed, I took a 2 hour long nap.

John: I played hide and seek with my wife.

Lexi: *Talking to the camera* For the folks at home, John and Becky eloped.

Becky: And I won! Very Happy

John: YOU CHEATED, YOU PEEK.

Fox: No one likes a peeker.

Becky: I DIDN’T CHEAT. YOU LIKE, HID IN THE BEER COOLER WEARING A BRIGHT ASS LIME GREEN SHIRT. HELEN KELLER COULD SPOT YOU A MILE AWAY.

Fox: Ooooh, bad joke, bad joke. Apologize to all the blind people reading this.

Lexi: It’s good to see that you haven’t changed a bit, Fox. Wink

Make your way into the Big Brother house and go claim your beds! And here comes the other limo…

[Andy, Aquarius, Enzo, Kiseki and Winged Blade (it will be just “Winged” from now on, for the sake of my poor fingers) step out of the 2nd limo.]

Lexi: Let’s see if the new houseguests got into some shenanigans as well. *Walks over to the nervous houseguests* How was your ride, guys?

Enzo: Pretty good, everyone but Kiseki played spin the bottle. He was asleep.

Aquarius: *Smacks him* I DID NOT, DON’T DRAG MY NAME THROUGH THE DIRT.

Enzo: You’re the one who got removed from the game for assult.

Winged: Andy tries to play spin the bottle with anything that moves… D:

Kiseki: So you guys played that one game with the mat and the dots? When you try to touch the dots when the bottle lands on that colour…?

Enzo: That’s twister.

Aquarius: How do you get those 2 mixed up?

Andy: I’d love to play that… naked.

Lexi: Alright! That’s enough for now – you five can go ahead and check out the Big Brother house! The good beds may already be taken though, since the veterans got here before you did. In which case, good luck!

[Deluxe Bedroom #1 – Veterans.]

Fox: So can you believe the new guys?

Adam: What about them? They look pretty stupid to me.

Celene: They tried to take our luggage! D:

Celene: I was happily brushing my teeth in the bathroom because oral care is very important. TO ALL THE PARENTS WATCHING, MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD DEVELOPS GREAT ORAL HABITS AT A YOUNG AGE, IT IS CRUCIAL FOR THEIR LONG-TERM ORAL HEALTH! Anyways, I was brushing my teeth like I do every 4 minutes, when this guy – I think his name is Kiseki – tries to sneak up on me and take my luggage! Thank goodness I had the door open, or I wouldn’t have caught him!

John: He probably wanted your underwear. I heard young boys like that stuff. They go through this phase where they collect underwear and sniff them and… NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW, OF COURSE.

Becky: >__________> Anyways, he was probably trying to make you nervous or something.

Fox: Or purposely act stupid to throw us off… In any case, us vets have to stick together.

Kiseki: TO CLEAR THINGS UP, I only tried to steal Celene’s luggage so I could get some tampons because I knew she was PMSing. NOT FOR ME THOUGH, Andy got a bloody nose.

[Deluxe Bedroom #2 – New Houseguests.]

Winged: GUISE, WANNA PLAY SOME CHESS? I brought my homemade chess board. 8D

Aquarius: On one condition. Whenever you lose a piece, you must remove one piece of clothing.

Enzo: STRIP CHESS? Aww yeah

Andy: Why not? There’s no TV and that sounds pretty interesting to watch. Well it’s either that, or watching Adam cry into his pillow. TEEHEE

Andy: He’s probably upset about John and Becky’s elopement. But he leaves his mascara on it… SHH THOUGH, DON’T TELL ANYONE. He made me promise I wouldn’t tell… TEEHEE

Winged: I don’t really wanna play strip chess though…

Enzo: I’d love to strip your chess ;D GET IT, GET IT

[The next day, in the Ceremony Room.]

Lexi: *On the TV screen* Hello houseguests, I hope you had a good night’s sleep, and to those that didn’t, no need to worry! There will be NO HOH competition this morning.

Vets: o_O

Lexi: That is right – I have decided on your HOH based on the information you have given me before you stepped into the Big Brother house. The first task that dealt with allies, I’m sure you remember, is what ultimately determined this week’s HOH.

Becky: Fuuuuuuuuck.

Fox: SHIT SHIT SHIT.

Winged: BIIIIITCH.

Winged: I just wanted to fit in. D:

Lexi: This week’s HOH will be someone that NO ONE wanted to be allied with. So, to make things short, houseguests, please congratulate your first HOH, ANDY!

Andy: OH MY GOD I’M SO HONOURED, THANKS LEXI. 8D As for you bitches, it won’t be hard for me to pick my nominees…

Lexi: Oh, and one more thing. Why don’t we add some more pizazz to this already tense morning?

Kiseki: I don’t like this house.

Lexi: Instead of 2 nominees, Andy will nominate 4 houseguests up for eviction this week. Andy, you have one hour until you announce your nominees. Good luck! *TV shuts off*

[Deluxe Bedroom #2.]

Fox: *Knocking* Can I come in?

Andy: *Crossing his arms and looking cynical* Sure.

Fox: I was wondering if I can somehow persuade you not to nominate me…?

Andy: What’s in it for me?

Fox: I’ll do a sexy dance D:

Andy: Go on… rhyming.

Fox: I’ll put you in a trance o_o

Andy: MOAR.

Fox: I’ll make you wet your pants. Wink

Andy: OOOH MORE MORE MORE.

Fox: UH UH... I’LL FIND A WAY TO… FANTS. o_o

Andy: FAILLLL. DUN DUN DUN.

Kiseki: *Eavesdropping* What a stupid way to save yo ass. D:

Andy: Oh that’s smart, insult the people who hold the key to your fate.

Kiseki: *On his knees* I’M SORRY I’M SORRY, OH GREAT AND MAGICAL ANDY.

Enzo: *Walking in* Actually, I’m the only magical one around here. Andy is mystical and John is malicious.

Kiseki: o_o So I’m safe…?

Andy: Kiseki is so cute when he begs. TEEHEE

In like a kitten way, not a Chris Brown pre-Rihanna incident way. o_o Not that I would know.

[Ceremony Room.]

Andy: My duty as the HOH is to nominate 2 houseguests for eviction. However, with this week’s surprise twist, I have been assigned the task of nominating 4 houseguests. *Brings the circular key thing* I will pull the first key, and the person whose name is written on the key will be safe. *Pulls the key* Becky, you’re safe.

Becky: Thanks Andy! *Pulls the key* John, sweetie, you are safe.

John: Thanks, Andy. *Pulls the key* Fox, you’re safe.

Fox: Thanks Andy. *Pulls the key* Enzo, you’re safe!

Enzo: THANKS Andy! *Pulls the key* Aaaaaand, Celene, you’re safe.

Celene: Thanks Andy, you rock!

Andy: I have nominated you four – Adam, Aquarius, Kiseki and Winged for nomination. Part of my decision lies in the fact that Lexi DOES NOT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT COMPLETE HER TASKS (you know who you are) and because I don’t like you. Simple as that. This nomination meeting is adjourned.

Lexi: *Appears on the TV screen* Hello houseguests, I hope you’re enjoying your second day at the Big Brother house!

Kiseki: OIJOIAHTPOAWIJEROIJAWE

Adam: SDOFIJGOIJG;ESIRJT;OIRET

Aquarius: SERJGSREITJARTATRE

Winged: …I really want some chicken wings.

Lexi: Tomorrow will be the veto competition. All 4 nominees, the HOH and 2 more houseguests will participate. Make sure to get lots of sleep!

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