Dari's 19 (whogivesaphuck)

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Righto, bucko. A few words. No homo, but I'd smack your butt cheeks to get out every last drop. Nomsayin'? Aww yeah

Nineteen, hey? I remember when I turned nineteen. I was just like you, except I wasn't such a phaggot. I'm pretty sure when I turned nineteen my birthday was overlooked by my family because it was my niece Harper's first birthday and nobody on the forum even posted a fucking birthday thread. Not even ma boi, dry.

Gooby

y u do dis dari?

I forgive you 5eva, though. That's why I've made you this thread. For everybody to express their love (or hate, hopefully hate #migman) in this thread and wish you a very happy birthday.

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Lettuce be cereal dough, srs. You're a top bloke, you're one of the funniest and genuinely nicest homosexuals I've ever had the pleasure of talking to and I'm looking forward to eventually coming over to the UK and catching up with you as I smash down some bourbons, whiskeys and jager bombs while you enjoy your smashing through your vodka alcopops.

Happy Birthday, buddy.

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#TOTM

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tl;dr, Adam's a phaggot.

Happy Birthday Dari c:

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Enzo wrote:: tl;dr, Adam's a phaggot.

Happy Birthday Dari c:

Only for Dari. Aww yeah

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Happy birthday Darius. Smile

~~Even if you didn't post on my bd thread you bitchcunt.~~

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Habby bir'day, Darius.

Have a cookie. I heard you like them.

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Adam wrote:: nobody on the forum even posted a fucking birthday thread.

#thosefeelz:(

But happy birthday Dari ily.

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It's Darius's birthday!?
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As usual, Adam said it all, but to reiterate, you really are one of the most genuinely kind and funny people I've ever met. I'm glad that I can call you my friend. Happy Birthday, Darius!

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Happy birfdae, darius! Very Happy

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Nomi wrote:: you really are one of the most genuinely kind and funny people I've ever met.

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What the heck did I just read?

Happy Birthday Dari Razz

!!

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Happy birthday, man!

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

BEST SHAKE DAT' ASS LIKE BEYONCÉ!

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Satan wrote:: I was going to post a reaction gif showing how little I care, butt fuck it.

Don't worry bro, I got you. Aww yeah

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Adam wrote:: Don't worry bro, I got you.

Love you Adam <3 TEEHEE

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Have a wonderful Birthday Darius my fellow British Gentleman.

Like generations of your noble forebears you have reached that age where you must travel out to partake of our ancient and honorable customs. You must seek our and thoroughly take advantage of a native alehouse or three plus any establishments of disrepute you can sneak yourself into. Once there you must conduct yourself in the traditional manner expected of you. You must drink heavily, dance with total lack of co-ordination (as established by Lord Shagsbottom 4th Earl of Buggeroffshire in the Royal Summer Ball of 1812), become amorous with a fine individual of your choosing and finally then throw up over said individual at the most inappropriate juncture. Do not forget to top up off this singular occasion with her majesty's recommended early hours vittles , the doner kebab.

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Hugh wrote:: Have a wonderful Birthday Darius my fellow British Gentleman.

Like generations of your noble forebears you have reached that age where you must travel out to partake of our ancient and honorable customs. You must seek our and thoroughly take advantage of a native alehouse or three plus any establishments of disrepute you can sneak yourself into. Once there you must conduct yourself in the traditional manner expected of you. You must drink heavily, dance with total lack of co-ordination (as established by Lord Shagsbottom 4th Earl of Buggeroffshire in the Royal Summer Ball of 1812), become amorous with a fine individual of your choosing and finally then throw up over said individual at the most inappropriate juncture. Do not forget to top up off this singular occasion with her majesty's recommended early hours vittles , the doner kebab.

In short: get wasted.

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Happy Birthday Darius!

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Ulkira wrote:

Hugh wrote:: Have a wonderful Birthday Darius my fellow British Gentleman.

Like generations of your noble forebears you have reached that age where you must travel out to partake of our ancient and honorable customs. You must seek our and thoroughly take advantage of a native alehouse or three plus any establishments of disrepute you can sneak yourself into. Once there you must conduct yourself in the traditional manner expected of you. You must drink heavily, dance with total lack of co-ordination (as established by Lord Shagsbottom 4th Earl of Buggeroffshire in the Royal Summer Ball of 1812), become amorous with a fine individual of your choosing and finally then throw up over said individual at the most inappropriate juncture. Do not forget to top up off this singular occasion with her majesty's recommended early hours vittles , the doner kebab.

In short: get wasted.

Off one or two vodka alcopops. TEEHEE

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Adam wrote:

Ulkira wrote:

Hugh wrote:: Have a wonderful Birthday Darius my fellow British Gentleman.

Like generations of your noble forebears you have reached that age where you must travel out to partake of our ancient and honorable customs. You must seek our and thoroughly take advantage of a native alehouse or three plus any establishments of disrepute you can sneak yourself into. Once there you must conduct yourself in the traditional manner expected of you. You must drink heavily, dance with total lack of co-ordination (as established by Lord Shagsbottom 4th Earl of Buggeroffshire in the Royal Summer Ball of 1812), become amorous with a fine individual of your choosing and finally then throw up over said individual at the most inappropriate juncture. Do not forget to top up off this singular occasion with her majesty's recommended early hours vittles , the doner kebab.

In short: get wasted.

Off one or two vodka alcopops. TEEHEE

Like Darius would do that. Me and him can go sip some apple juice in the corner.

This was possibly the best birthday thread I think I've actually ever read, shame it's for a useless cunt like Darius. Happy birthday Darius, may you have a runny nose for the remainder of your life.

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John wrote:

Adam wrote:: nobody on the forum even posted a fucking birthday thread.

#thosefeelz:(

But happy birthday Dari ily.

That's because you're a day ahead of everyone you australian twat D<

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARIUS

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The longer your post went, the more I felt like that gif, Adam.

But, seriously Darius, Happy birthday, you uncouth chav. Don't stop being classy just 'cause you're getting old. (seriously, though, who the fuck is still 19?)

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Adam wrote:: #TOTM

This. Even if I don't understand half of what Adam is banging on about. Anywho, happy birthday, Dari! Here's hoping you did as instructed and have absolutely no recollection of another year passing.