Righto, bucko. A few words. No homo, but I'd smack your butt cheeks to get out every last drop. Nomsayin'?
Nineteen, hey? I remember when I turned nineteen. I was just like you, except I wasn't such a phaggot. I'm pretty sure when I turned nineteen my birthday was overlooked by my family because it was my niece Harper's first birthday and nobody on the forum even posted a fucking birthday thread. Not even ma boi, dry.
:gooby:y u do dis dari?
I forgive you 5eva, though. That's why I've made you this thread. For everybody to express their love (or hate, hopefully hate #migman) in this thread and wish you a very happy birthday.
Lettuce be cereal dough, srs. You're a top bloke, you're one of the funniest and genuinely nicest homosexuals I've ever had the pleasure of talking to and I'm looking forward to eventually coming over to the UK and catching up with you as I smash down some bourbons, whiskeys and jager bombs while you enjoy your smashing through your vodka alcopops.
1. Making me translate shit. 2. Shitty Supergaytral gifs. 3. Rhetorical questions. 4. Making me feel bad for forgetting Harper's birthday topic. 5. Inviting Mitch to any topic that's not about his, soon-to-be, death. 6. "one of the..." Not being the funniest and genuinely nicest homosexuals you know. 7. No sound effects like the good ol' times. 8. Missing out on #TTT #L4D2 #x/10 #ralphiesnores #demfathersdayfeels 9. Lastly, trying this hard.
Good effort/10 It's like you wanted me to have a terrible birthday.
4srs dough Will be thanking you over Skype + Webcam Nomsayin'?
Just want to say a big thank you to everyone who posted in the topic! It was a fantastic birthday filled with laughter, alcohol and most importantly, money good ol' family and friends. Butsrs, thanks once again, you've all added onto an already enjoyable weekend and truly did bring a smile to my face. Now though, everyone can pull off their own smile and go back to bombarding me with threats and abuse. i luv u all.
Butsrs, thanks once again, you've all added onto an already enjoyable weekend and truly did bring a smile to my face. Now though, everyone can pull off their own smile and go back to bombarding me with threats and abuse. i luv u all. 
ALEX
Trey
KURO
JOSI
RUKA
