The Wish Corruption Game!

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Granted, your on it.

I wish for the person below me not to be able to make a wish despite whatever they pervert this wish into, regardless of the wording no matter how specific it may be.

Age : 36 Posts : 1004

Wish Granted,

But now instead of a wish you get stuck with me for the rest of your life.

Posts : 35

u didnt make a wish

I wish i had a dog

Posts : 140

Granted, hers your hotdog. Also, its a turkey hotdog.

I wish there was a topic in Kumo to join

Posts : 35

granted, but you die in it.

I wish i had a real dog (not the food)

Posts : 1044

Granted, its Old Yeller and your wish comes with a complimentary rifle.

I wish for the next three posts to have to relate to Lovecraftian horrors in both wish perversions and original wishes.

Posts : 35

Wish granted but nobody dose it cause they like to break the rules

i wish i could finally find out whats happening with kabuto

Posts : 47

Granted...
But You get amnisia and forget...

I wish that Wind or Wanizame would start to check clans again...

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Wish granted but she nerfs everything beyond recognition because thats how she rolls

I wish that the next person wishes the exact same thing as me and wishes 'I wish that the next person wished the exact same thing as me.'

Posts : 47

Granted...

I wish that the netx pesron wished the exact same thing as me...

But then i corrupt my own wish...

By making a spelling error...

and then i double post wishing for some Explozive...

the only explosive that works on Z

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You broke the rules D< You can't corrupt your own wish...

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i wish i had a pie

Age : 27 Posts : 13

The pie has just been shoved into your face, you're welcome.

I wish I was good at Chemistry. I wish I hadn't got 30% on my Chemistry exam. I wish my Chemistry teacher would go to hell and take all those people who are annoyingly good at Chemistry with him. ...I really should stop this wishing, shouldn't I?

So. I just wish I was good at Chemistry.

Age : 28 Posts : 701

Wish granted, but you are so good, everyone swamps you to be their tutor, you do it, and fail. xD

I wish my nose would stop itching.

Age : 30 Posts : 1256

Granted, but now the rest of your body itches

I wish GOW 3 was out

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Granted, you get owned in it by everybody else who plays the game and in frustration destroy it just as the company manufacturing the game goes under and all other copies spontaneously explode, forcing you to regret your decision for the rest of your life as you eagerly await Gears of War 4 which turns out to be the new Duke Nukem Forever.

I wish you people wouldn't break the rules of your own game D<

Age : 30 Posts : 1256

Granted,

Y wrote:: I wish that the next person wishes the exact same thing as me and wishes 'I wish that the next person wished the exact same thing as me.'

BUT

Posts : 33

Wish granted, but the fish was live, and was radioactive...

I wish, for another wish

Age : 32 Posts : 787

Granted but the only thing you can obtain with the wish obtained in that way is to wish for another wish and so you are never allowed to wish for anything agian except wishing you could wish for something, not even able to hope for something for that is a form of wishing. Thus you fall into deep despair and depression from which you will never return, destined to commit suicide and reside for an eternity where all suicidal souls go from confusing of not being able to accept their deaths.

I wish an administrator would change my username to saint

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( Good one dude, very creative )

Wish granted, but he misspelled Saint, and changed your rank to ' anti - saint '

I wish, that Dragon Ball GT wasn't horrible

Age : 32 Posts : 787

Wish granted but then the creativity for DBZ was used, making DBZ the worst anime ever to have existed and got canceled, so there never was in face a DBGT creating a tangent universe which will suck in the rest of all existance if not corrected, and destroy it. (thats a donnie Darko refference).

I wish theyd make a sequel to chronicles of riddick

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Wish granted, but, it was a comedy and not a action film! ( < NOOO! < )

I wish, that North Korea wasn't crazy

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

Wish granted, but South Korea is now twice as crazy.
I wish for a million wishes.

Age : 26 Posts : 11

Wish granted but for each wish you would get you get magically kicked in the balls and get your wish amount is multiplied by ten.

I wish for the worlds most unfailingly perfect pizza.

Posts : 33

Wish granted, but to get the pizza, you had to go through everything life can possibly give...

I wish, that Microsoft wasn't corrupt :/