Official US "Big Brother" Season 1 - BIG BROTHER!

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welcome to the summer backstabbing game!
without further ado, let's see our houseguests!

houseguests:
ADAM
APOLLO
~~BRITTANY~~
CARA
DAN
HAGE
INI
KRIS
SARU
SHIRO

order of evictions:
BRITTANY

the floorplan is as follows:

Official US "Big Brother" Season 1 - BIG BROTHER! Usbbfloorplan

when a member's speech is written in blue, it means that it is said in the diary room. no one, except for the host [me Very Happy

] hears these.

every "week" will consist of a hoh competition, nominations, a veto competition, a surprise competition each week, and an eviction. every "week," one houseguest will be going home. sometimes, i might do a double elimination; you never know o.o

remember, this skit will be interactive, so i won't be TOTALLY controlling your decisions. at the end of each skit post, i'll put a little reminder to the people who need to pm me their votes to evict. if you do not pm me, your vote will be automated. meaning, i will pick a name out of a hat [that's how i do hoh and veto competitions anyways].

also, you are free to post your comments/concerns/questions in this topic. or pm me! Smile

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[Entrance / HOH 1]

Lexi: Welcome one, welcome all! I’m your host, Lexi, and this is Ultimate Shinobi’s version of Big Brother. Smile

The houseguests have been handpicked by me and they should be arriving any minute now. But, to keep them from getting nervous, I’ve decided to just have them go to the Big Brother house and meet each other first. Then I’ll let them know how this competition is going to work.. Let’s go see our spycam, shall we?

[In the Big Brother house]

Apollo: Oooooh food!
Brittany: *files nails*
Saru: I’ll kill you all >.>
Shiro: *files toenails*

[Boring stuff here]

Lexi: *over the intercom* Everybody, head down to the living room and take a seat.

[In the Living room, everyone’s nervous and awkward]

Lexi: *looks around* It seems that I picked a good batch of houseguests this season. Oh, nice to see you again, Hage and Cara Wink

Anyways, as you know, this is an interactive TV show (haha), where you will be seen by hundreds of people from all over the world.
You all signed up to be a houseguest in the Big Brother house to win $500,000. I can tell you now that it’s not going to be easy. There are going to be backstabbers, liars, losers and winners. Sometimes, you might have to risk it all to win the money. But I can guarantee that it’s going to be supafun! Very Happy

Well I don’t want to reveal too much about the competition, so I’ll leave you all to get acquainted. *leaves*

[Everyone scatters around the house]

[In the Backyard]

Ini: *dancing* Ca-li-for-nia girls, we’re unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikinis on top! Sun kissed skin, so hot, we’ll melt your popsicle, wooohh ooh ooh, wooh ooh ooooooh
Adam&Dan: *walking out*
Adam: *whispering* He’s dancing like a ho..
Dan: *whispering* It’s kinda hot, you know.
Adam: Oh I know, but why do you say so?
Dan: Because we’re rhyming, yo.
Adam: OMG WE ARE.
Dan: YOU RUINED IT D:

[In the Kitchen]

Apollo: So...I heard you like sandwiches.
Brittany: I heard I like sandwiches.
Cara: *walking downstairs* Which of you carbon-based lifeforms would like to come yonder to view our spectacular living quarters?
Apollo: I don't speak Austrian. o_o
Cara: But your name is Bruno.
Apollo: My name is Apollo..
Brittany: I like Bruno better.
Apollo: But I’m not a blonde..
Cara: And you also don’t like men.
Apollo: Let's not get carried away. Neutral

[Backyard, once again]

Hage: Man I need some sun..
Shiro: Me too. Lexi kicked me out of the Ingoo Big Brother house so fast, I couldn’t even get a decent tan Sad

Hage: That game was probably rigged >_>
Shiro: Ya think so? D:
Kris: *comes up from underwater* How long was that?
Saru: *checks watch* 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
Kris: It felt so much longer..
Shiro&Hage: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID TEEHEE

Kris:

Alright, your turn Saru. But if you don’t last at least 3 minutes and 20 seconds underwater, I get your cat Smile

Saru: *breathing heavily* Okay, I think I’m ready to take it.
[Shiro and Hage seem unresponsive]
Saru: Seriously? I totally pitched that to you! That was a good “that’s what she said” line!
Hage: Beggars cannot be choosers.

[In the Deluxe bedroom]

Brittany: Hello, viewers. My name is Brittany Tequila. I am Tila Tequila's long lost non-bisexual (yet) sister. I enjoy watching people getting drunk and making fools of them while I twirl my fake boobs. I must be her sister. We're exactly alike. See?
Ini: Well that was odd.
Dan: Who are you talking to? And what the hell?
Brittany: I’M LOOKING FOR LOVE
Dan: *raising eyebrows* ORLY.. Wink

Brittany: You know.. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SING A SONG ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A PEDO YOU ARE. I MEAN, TO FIX ANY PROBLEM YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, YOU HAVE TO SING A SONG.

["Dinosaur" – Ke$ha]

Brittany: *singing* P-E-D-O-P-H, I L E A PEDOPHILE. D-A-N-N Eee are just a DAN. HITTIN' ON ME, YOU NEED SOME WHEAT THINS.
Dan: This song makes no sense.
Brittany: Dan, why are you staring at me?
Eye on me and my crayons, it's kind creepy.
You should be prowling around the preschool.
Come on dude, leave me alone.
At first I thought that you were kinda harmless.
Then you acted like I was your arm rest.
And you're still stare-starin' at my breasts.
Get back to your parole.
Dan: Brittany's song makes me want to cry on the inside. ;_; I am not a pedo.. On another note, ISN'T THAT LITTLE BOY FROM TWO AND HALF MEN HAWT. IF I WERE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH HIM, THE THINGS I'D DO. Would be nothing. Because I don't like little boys.
Ini: *clapping* Good job, Brittany Very Happy

Brittany: Thanks, I made it up Very Happy

Dan: *wearing a trench coat with the hood up over his face and long black bangs hanging in front of his face, there is clearly a blood stained knife in his pocket, and his pants are too high.. You can totally see his orange socks sticking out, LOL Dan, you need a stylist* I am not creepy.. ;_;

Adam: *walking in* Hey gu- AHHHHHHHH THERE'S SOME FREAKY EMO CUTTER MURDERER DUDE IN HERE, ADAM POWERS ACTIVATE! ..just a sec, my powers have to charge. *looks into deep space* NO, DIE YOU STUPID PAPERCLIP. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BOOKMARK THIS WEB PAGE.
Ini: What is he doing? o_o
Adam: Yes, please save my English report.. it was due Friday..
Brittany: I'm not sure.
Adam: Oh! It says "Loading Powerz: 1.2% complete!" THAT'S THE HIGHEST IT HAS EVER BEEN.. *falls to the ground*
Brittany: *running over* ARE YOU OKAY? D:
Adam: Yeah.. I was just remembering when Susan Boyle didn't win Britain's Got Talent. It really affected me deeply.
[Later that day, at 3am]

Lexi: *over intercom* Everyone head to the backyard! It’s time for the very first HOH competition! The last will be ineligible to participate!

[In the Backyard]

Lexi: Thank you all for waking up, except Cara. You’re late, go sit out! Anyways, for the people who aren’t late, welcome to your very first HOH competition! This competition will tests your brawns..ness? *points to two pedestals* One pedestal is labeled “TRUE” and the other is labeled “FALSE.” I will say a statement and your job will be to run to the correct pedestal. I hope you have your running shoes on Smile

Up first is Brittany and Apollo.
Apollo: True and false? Like, BB true and false? I haven’t been watching the show after Jordan’s boob slip D:
Lexi: In the deluxe bedroom, there are plants situated in every corner. True or false?

[Apollo runs to the TRUE pedestal. Brittany runs to the FALSE pedestal]

Lexi: False, there aren’t any plants in the deluxe bedroom. Congratulations, Brittany Smile

Next up is Ini and Shiro.

[The competition continues and Dan and Hage are the last ones standing]

Lexi: In the kitchen, the painting of the pink roses is above the painting of the white lilies. True or false?
Hage: I knew that it was false. I just knew it.
Dan: I think Hage is smart enough to know that it’s false. But is he fast enough? Mwahahahaa
Hage: I don’t think I’m faster than Dan D:

[Both run to the FALSE pedestal, Dan reaches it first]

Lexi: Good effort put in by all of you. Unfortunately for the others, and fortunately to the winner, Dan is the HOH for this week. Meaning, if you’re not nice to him, he might send you home D: Congratulations, Dan!
Dan: YES, YES, FUCK YEAH, YEAH I WON THIS SHIT. FUCK YES *fist pumps Adam*

@Dan, please PM me two people to nominate for eviction, thanks!

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[Nominations 1]

[Brittany hauls 10 bags of flour to the kitchen]

Cara: Brittany, I don't know how you did that o_o.
Brittany: Whaddya mean?
Cara: How did you possibly move those bags so fast. o_o I mean you just hauled them like they were nothing.
Adam: *eavesdropping* Easy. Flour is cooking material. Women cook. Therefore, she can move flour like nothing.
Brittany: WHOA WHOA, BUSTER. DID YOU JUST MAKE A SEXIST JOKE?
Adam: Why don't women need to have a licence?
Cara: Why not?
Adam: YOU DON'T NEED A CAR TO GET FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE BEDROOM ;D
Cara: *keels over laughing* AHHHH, I LIKE THAT

Brittany: I don't. I'll have you know women are powerful. We are independent. We are female. We are the winners. We have a higher pain tolerance than you. You could not push a baby out of your penis, now could you. No. No you couldn't, so stfu.
Adam: If women are so "powerful" why are nine of the ten houseguests men?
Brittany: Hey, I'm the only female in this house, cut me some slack..

Adam: Okay, sorry D: Could you make me some haddock fried rice?
Brittany: Oh, sure Smile

Cara: Curry fried rice for me please!
Brittany: Oh mah gawd! I wuz gunna make that for myself, I'll make some for you too I wonder if Apollo, Shiro or Kris want anything? Where are they?
Adam: I think they're in the backyard playing hide and seek.

Cara: MM WHATCHA SAYYYY! THAT HIDE AND SEEK, OMGOMGOMGOMG.
Adam: No, like the, Apollo and Shiro hide, Kris "looks" but whenever he gets close they pretend they're like a bush monster and he gets scared and hides. ._.
Cara: Oh.

[In the backyard]

Kris: Oh :3 Where could you two be? IT LOOKS LIKE SHIRO IS IN THE POOL
Shiro: *in a deep voice* Silly mortal. I am the pool monster of Christmas past. Leave me be, or feel the repercussions of my might power D:
Kris: O_O AHHHHHHHHHH

[In the kitchen]

Kris: *running in from backyard* OMF, SOME EVIL SHIRO-LOOK-A-LIKE POOL MONSTER USING BIG WORDS. HE SAID HE'S GOING TO EAT MY REPRODUCES! D: *runs and hides under bed*
Hage: *walks in* I disagree with your statement, Lexi. The normance of your performance, makes no sense with the dormance of your cormance.
Dan: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID ;D
Everyone else: ._.
Dan: They just don't understand my swag and my street humour. I'm too fly for them.
Cara: Dan's joke made about as much sense as Hage’s screamo career.

[Flashback]

Hage: *on stage dressed as a punk rocker* AHHHH BLOOD GUTS EVIL, AHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT, AHHH MARILYN MANSON, AHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHH *kick microphone stand into audience*
Audience: *which only consists of Lexi and Brittany* o_o woo? Should we leave now? This is creepy, how did he ever get a record deal? ._.
Hage: You know, your words hurt. My feelings are hurt. ;_; You hurt my heart.
Brittany: You have about 10 facial piercings, white make up, a red mohawk, a sleeve tattoo, and you're covered in spikes. And saying you're creepy makes you sad. WHAT KIND OF PUNK ROCKER ARE YOU? I MEAN REALLY, SCREAMO ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE APPROPRIATE FOR MY AGE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOR OLDA PEOPLE, BUT YOUR IS FOR LIKE 5 YEAR OLDS.
Hage: I'm Disney's first screamo artist.
Lexi: o_o There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Hage: Well.. Second.. After Miley switched genres..

[/Flashback]

Dan: *yelling* WHO WANTS TO SEE MY HOH BEDROOM?

[Everyone goes to the bedroom]

Dan: OMG, THIS IS LIKE, MUSIC HEAVEN!
Apollo: So we go into Dan’s room, and there's speakers everywhere! A big rack of CD's, it's like musical o_o.
Dan: THE FAME! SEVEN SECOND SURGERY! ONE OF THE BOYS! OMGOMGOMGOMG AN ADVANCED COPY OF THE FAME MONSTER, OMFOMFOMFOMFOMFOMFFOMFOMF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO AWESOME. LOOK PICTURES OF MY PARENTS I MISS THEM D:
Kris: Look, a letter from your parents:

Dear Dan;

It's hard here without you. Going from the house to the condo isn't the same without having to check if we forgot you at one again, it's kind of funny in a way how we've done that. We really miss you too, me and your father have tried playing some music in your absence, but the augmented fifth doesn't seem your style. Just to let you know, we're very proud of what you're doing, and we're doing all your schoolwork for you.

Much Love,
Mom and Dad

P.S. That Brittany girl is a ho, don't trust her.

Too late for that ;D *sniffles* Aww, I miss you too mommy, daddy.

[In the backyard]

Brittany: I love how it's so sunny here. It's heeeeaven.
Shiro: I know right, so nice and warm, I won't have to be pink anymore!
Ini: My tan just keeps getting darker, ahh..
Adam: Damn, I'm a sexy bitch ;D
Saru: *in pool, splashing everyone* HAHA, YOU GUYS ARE WEEEET ;D
Brittany: I HAD JUST FUCKING STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR, AND MINI HELL RAISER DECIDES "HEY, I'M GUNNA SPLASH YOU." NOW I HAVE LIKE A FRO. D: THANKS SARU.

[In the HOH bedroom]

[Dan, Hage, and Cara are rocking out to some Lady Gaga]

Dan: LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
Hage: THIS BEAT IS SICK
Cara: I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK ;D
Hage: Oh you do? Well...
Dan: o_o You two, gtfo. Bye. I don't need to watch this D:
Cara: But the song sa-- *gets kicked out*
Cara: I was just singing the next line of the song D: Liek wtf

Lexi: *over intercom* Everyone, head to the ceremony room, it’s time for nominations.

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[In the Ceremony room]

Lexi: Dan, as HOH, you were assigned a job to pick two nominees to be on the chopping block. These two people are in danger of being sent home.
Dan: Yeesss ma'am. I will pull the first key, and the name of the person written on that key will be safe. *pulls key* Kris, you're safe :)
Kris: Thanks Dan :3 *pulls key* Hage, you're safeeee.
Hage: Thanks mate *pulls key* Cara, safe bro.
Cara: Thanks Dan <3 *pulls key* Apollo, you're safe.
Apollo: Thanks Dannnny *pulls key* Ini you're safe o:
Ini: Thanks Dan! *pulls key* Adam you're safe.
Adam: *sigh of relief* Thanks lover <3 *pulls key* The last person who is safe is.. SARU!
Saru: Thanks Dan :3

Dan: Brittany and Shiro, I've nominated you. Brittany, you're the only girl in this competition, and if I don't take out out now, who knows what you'll do? As far as I know, you have some tricks up in your sleeve. Shiro, you're inactive, I don't like that. And I don't really know you, so I can't be too careful with letting you stay. This nomination ceremony is ajurned.

[In the Kitchen]

Adam: This house is quite.. nice, isn't it :)
Shiro: You're just saying that because you didn't get nominated..
Apollo: This is a little awkward..
Adam *eating a sandwich*: Yeah, it is D:
Apollo: So.. what is there to do for fun here anyway?
Dan *staring out the window*: They're talking about us. I can read lips.
Apollo: O: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
Dan: Bummy and Tushy, hut Dudley Dat fisco. Are they speaking a different language or something?
Apollo: Note to self. Dan can't read lips. :|

Adam: Maybe we should go out there o_o
Shiro: Not if they're talking about us D:
Shiro: So basically, all the returning houseguests all go outside and talk about all the new ones. What the hell? Why wasn't I invited? D:

[In the Sitting area]

Cara *laughing*: I still can't believe you did that!
Hage: Hey! A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks!
Cara: It was a good time though :D
Hage: It was, it was. :P
Ini: Guys. I think the.. new ones o_o.. are looking at us?
Cara *goes to turn his head*: Are th--
Hage *stopping head*: Ahahaha, don't directly look. Use your peripherals!
Cara *widening his eyes*: Ahh...I see, I see
Cara: My back was to the window, of course I couldn't see. :| Like seriously, come on Hage D:

Ini: I think this veto is going to be an eye-opener.
Cara: What do you mean? o_o
Ini: Well, there is more new people, than old people. Meaning, they have a better shot at winning the veto.
Hage: What's your point?
Ini: They're going to figure that we're the bigger threats right off the bat
Cara: Which we are ;D WE'RE TOUGH.
Hage *flexing*: YEAH! LOOK AT THIS BAD BOY! :D *arm literally has no muscle*
Ini: We might be. But what can they do? We don't know that yet D:
Cara: So.. who of them do you think that potential?

[In the Kitchen]

Dan *looking outside*: THEY'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE OF US HAS A SINK OF PROVINCIALS! D:

[In the Sitting area]

Hage: I dunno.. it's hard to say.
Cara: We probably could pick out a few and say "They'll go far" But there's not much of a point. :| I mean, we don't actually know what they can do. Only each other.
Ini: I think each of us will bring something new to the table this season, though.
Hage: Guys.. it's like.. 10 o'clock, and veto is first thing, if we get a jump on them maybe one of can win :D
Cara: I don't care if one of us win at the moment. I'm just f'in tired D:

[In the Kitchen]

Dan: THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE US TETANUS SHOTS SO THAT THEY CAN DUMP ON GEMS! RUN AWAYYY D: *runs out of room*
Apollo: o_o..

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[Veto 1]

Dan: *peeking out the door* Haaaaay guys, time for the veto competition!

[In the Sitting area]

Dan: Only 6 houseguests will play. *shows hat* Inside the hat are pieces of paper with names on it o: I, the HOH will pick one.. *picks paper* Saru! And the two nominees will pick one as well.
Brittany: *picks paper* Apollo!
Shiro: *picks paper* Houseguest choice.. HAGE Very Happy

Shiro: We're on good terms, right? He'll save me, fo sho. Or I did something wrong D:
Dan: And we need a host.. Adam Very Happy

Adam: Inside the Big Brother house, there have been a multitude of envelopes hidden all over the house each containing a one word phrase. You will have one minute in which you all run in, and grab only ONE envelope, and run back out. If you're still inside during the minute, any envelope you are carrying will be destroyed. When you are back outside, you can open the envelope and place it on your individual pedestal, each with a lid to hide the phrases from your opponents. The phrases all describe one houseguest in the house that is NOT playing the veto. The first to ring in with the correct answer, will win the Golden Power of Veto, however ringing in with the wrong answer eliminates you from the game. Do you all understand?
Dan, Saru, Brittany, Apollo, Shiro, Hage: Yeeeeeeah Very Happy

Adam: Okay then.. GO!

Shiro: I have to win this, and I've always been good at hide and seek. But not so much the seek part.

[In the House]

Brittany: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY! OH FOUND ONE *runs out of the house*
Dan: *trips Brittany* HAHAHAHA *runs to kitchen, runs out at a ridiculously fast speed with an envelope*
Hage: This is payback, Dan beat me at the HOH competition, so I'll definitely win this.
Hage: *trips Dan and takes his envelope*
Dan: FOUL, FOUL!
Adam: Anything goes ;D

[In the Bathroom]

Saru: Conveniently enough, the envelopes were lime green :3

[In the Sitting area]

Adam: *calling to the veto players* YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS LEFT, HURRY BACK WITH AN ENVELOPE.
[Safe veto players: Brittany, Hage, Saru]
Dan: If I win this, I'm definitely saving Shiro. Brittany's gotta go, that ho.

[In the House]

Shiro: *flips pillows* I CAN'T FIND ANYYYYY D: *spots one on the chair* oh, nevermind :3
[Safe: Brittany, Hage, Saru, Shiro]
Adam: AND TIME'S UP. Dan and Apollo, you have been eliminated. Tooooo late, slowpokes. Brittany, Hage, Saru and Shiro, open your envelopes and read the clue. The first one to say the right houseguest's name wins the POV.

Brittany: *opens envelope* "Not a girl" I'M THE ONLY GIRL, ARGH.
Hage: *opens envelope* "Loud"
Hage: All these mofos are loud..
Saru: *opens envelope* "Opinionated, loud and self-concious" OOH I KNOW. *hits buzzer* IS IT CARA ;D
Cara: Fuck you.
Adam: WRONG, Saru you're out of the competition.
Saru: ;_;
Shiro: *opens envelope* "Likes wearing makeup"
Shiro: Brittany's the only girl here, and other than her.. OMG I KNOW WHO.
Shiro: *hits buzzer* IT'S KRIS! Very Happy

Kris: *in the corner, applying mascara*
Adam: Congratulations Shiro, you have won the power of veto!

[In the Kitchen]

Shiro: HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I GOT *flashes veto*
Brittany: Now that's just mean, Shiro Sad

[In the Deluxe bedroom]

Kris: What a pecular situation.
Ini: THE SITUATION.
Kris: Shiro's obviously going to save himself, but I wonder who Dan will put up in his place.. hmm..
Ini: In all seriousness, you're correct. We have to stay off the chopping block. Or else.
Kris: Do you think we should sweet talk him?
Ini: Who, Dan? e_e
Kris: Yeah, to make sure that we're safe.
Ini: It's worth a shot.

[In the HOH bedroom]

Dan: *talking to chocolate* It's just you and me, baby. You're so rich and full of flavour, when I take a bite, it's like tasting the clouds of heaven itself. Let's g--
Ini: *bursting through the door* HEY DAN Very Happy

Dan: *quickly hiding chocolate and putting on some clothes* HEY o_o
Kris: We wanted to talk to you about the veto.
Dan: What about it?
Kris: It was really hard to focus on the matter at hand when Dan had on his orange socks again.
Kris: Well we're wondering who you're going to put up when Shiro saves himself.
Dan: *scratching head* Never got around to thinking about it. Probably someone I see as a threat.
Ini: I see..
Ini: We're not threats, we're pretty pathetic. We haven't even one a single thing. Smile

Dan: Now get out, you two. I have some serious thinking to do. *shoves them out, closing the door* Now.. *getting chocolate out* where were we?

@Dan, please PM me your replacement nominee!

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Cara (sprawled out on the outdoor couch): I never realized this before.. but these couches are comfortable. D:
Ini: Not as comfortable as the beds in the deluxe bedroom though.
Cara: Those are nice :3
Adam: Are they ever! Very Happy

They really went all out
Kris: I think they even have back support, I could sleep for an hour and feel like I got a whole night's sleep.
Ini: But you are right.. these couches are comfy :3 Maybe I'll sleep here tonight
Saru: I think Brittany sleeps here at night..
Ini: There's enough room for two >_>
Cara: There's enough room for more than two.. there's enough room for.. ONE TWO THREE, NOT ONLY YOU AND ME, GONE 180 DEGREES, AND I'M CAUGHT IN BETWEEN. ONE TWO THREE, CARA, ADAM, AND INI 8D
Ini: Cara will do anything he can to break into song. Neutral

Adam: *whispering* Don't tell anyone this.. but last night when I went to get me a glass of milk in the middle of the night, I noticed Brittany going upstairs to Dan's HOH room.
Kris: OOOOOOOH, not a big deal. TEEHEE

We all knew what they were up to.
Cara: TEEHEE

Scandolous. OMG, THE FOUR OF US, CAN BE LIKE THE ASHLEYS FROM RECESS?
Saru: ;_; There are five of us here..
Cara: Well, you could be Spinelli, the fifth Ashley ;D
Saru: BUT I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON TJ. Can I be like.. hmm.. that's a hard choice. King Bob's in charge and all, BUT OMG THE FREAKING UNIBROW. Maybe I'll be Vince ;D
Cara, Ini, Adam, Kris: *simutaneously* SCANDALOUS.
Saru: That is going to get annoying fast...>_>

Dan: *calling from ceremony room window* Guys, it's time for the veto ceremony.

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Shiro: I have the power of veto, meaning I have the power to take a nominee off the chopping block. I just don't know what to do after that, I know the obvious answer, but sometimes, the obvious can stab you in the back. I'm just so confused.

[In the Backyard]

Shiro: *opening the door* Hey guys, it's time for the veto ceremony.

[In the Ceremony Room]

Shiro: This is the veto ceremony. I, Shiro, have the power of veto, meaning I have the power to save one nominee from eviction. After I have done so, the HOH, Dan, will have to choose a replacement nominee to go up in the saved nominee's place. First, I'd like my opponent, Brittany, to give me a reason as to why I should use the power of veto on her.
Brittany: That was unexpected. I thought he would just use it on himself and that'd be it.
Brittany: Thanks Shiro. As the only female in this Big Brother house, I've experienced a lot with the other males. I've noticed that these guys aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, and I think I would be able to assist you during the competition. With me in the house, I'll be able to weed out the absolutely useless from the other averagely useless.
Ini: Touching, Brittany.
Apollo: So Brittany said this big macho speech about how males are incompetent and stupid. Good luck trying to stay in the house.
Shiro: Thank you, Brittany. After giving some thought to it, I decided to use the power of veto to save myself, Shiro, from eviction. Since I have saved myself, Dan, you will have to choose a replacement nominee.

Dan: I've given this some thought, don't think I've just been playing around with my chocolate.
Dan: The retourning houseguests have an unfair advantage of knowing a bit more than us new houseguests. So, I've decided to nominate Cara for eviction.
Cara: What. The. Fuck.
Shiro: *standing up* This veto ceremony is ajourned.

@Everyone, please PM me your votes to evict: Brittany or Cara!

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[Eviction 1 / HOH 2]

[In the Studio]

Lexi: Currently in the Big Brother house, Brittany and Cara are up for eviction. It's been smooth sailing during the first week, but houseguests can't get too comfortable. In just a few hours they'll be pulled into the diary room, one by one, and cast their votes to evict. Their votes will be anonymous, and I'll be the only one who knows. Let's see what our houseguests are up to..

[In the Deluxe bedroom]

Apollo: Sad day, eh..?
Cara: Tell me about it, surprise move by Dan.
Apollo: Well what else could he do? I think you were the right target, a returning houseguest, and all.
Cara: You think he's going for the veterans? o_o
Apollo: Well isn't it obvious? He just used Brittany as his pawn to put Shiro up. What he didn't see was Shiro winning the veto.
Cara: He screwed up there, but he got what he wanted.
Ini: *coming in* Or did he? He's gonna vote to keep Brittany, but he doesn't know what others are thinking. He'll think that we see you as a bigger threat than Brittany.
Apollo: Knowing that people would vote to keep Brittany, he thought he had it in the clear.
Cara: For newcomers, they're really smart..
Cara: So you're saying that you'll vote to keep me?
Apollo: Well I can't just tell you.
Ini: It'll be a surprise. *leaves*

[In the HOH bedroom]

Dan: I feel awful, I hate nominating people.
Brittany: Well, you had to do what you had to do. Being safe has its downsides.
Dan: I need something to make me feel better.
Brittany: *caressing Dan's leg* I think I know..
Dan: *jumping off the bed* WHOA THERE.
Dan: WTF is up with Brittany? First, she calls me creepy, then she tries to seduce me?
Brittany: I just wanna help..
Dan: -_- I'd rather have my chocolate. GET OUT.

[In the Studio]

Lexi: Welcome to the very fist live eviction. One by one, houseguests will cast their votes to evict either Brittany or Cara. But first, let's hear what our nominees have to say.
Brittany: Coming in the Big Brother house as the only girl, I thought I'd have the biggest advantage. But I guess that's not the case. Anyways, I had a lot of fun with you guys, it's gonna be hard for me to leave.
Cara: I've been here before, and I know how the game works. I know my peeps will stand by me. Cast your votes.
Lexi: How confident. Alright, let's start with Apollo.

[In the Diary room]

Lexi: Apollo has been teaming up with Ini and Cara for most things, and after unravelling Dan's plan, who will they vote to keep?
Apollo: *enters room*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Apollo.
Apollo: I vote to evict Brittany. *leaves*

Lexi: Adam's been Dan's friend since they were in diapers. Whatever the case, Adam seems like the kind of guy who'll stand by his friends' judgement.
Adam: *enters room*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Adam.
Adam: I vote to evict Cara. *leaves*

Lexi: Brittany, as the only girl, has been very outgoing and surprising during this first week. Despite the fact that she hasn't won anything, she seems to be a strong contender.
Brittany: *enters*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Brittany.
Brittany: I vote to evict Cara. *leaves*

Lexi: Cara has been in the Big Brother house before, and he has brought with him some strageties. Though not the sharpest knife in the drawer, he's proven to be a memorable houseguest.
Cara: *enters*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Cara.
Cara: I vote to evict Brittany. *leaves*

Lexi: Dan, as HOH this week has had to face some tough decisions. Did he make the right one by naming Cara as the replacement nominee?
Dan: *enters room*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Dan.
Dan: I vote to evict Cara. *leaves*

Lexi: Shiro's proven to be a strong contender. Winning the POV and saving him from eviction, who will he save this time?
Shiro: *enters*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Shiro.
Shiro: I vote to evict Brittany. *leaves*

Lexi: Hage has been in various Big Brother house. Though he's been pretty successful in the others, he's been keeping quiet in this one.
Hage: *enters*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Hage.
Hage: I vote to evict Brittany. *leaves*

Lexi: Ini, as Cara's friend, is capable of putting himself in other houseguests' shoes. Will he be faithful to Cara?
Ini: *enters room*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Ini.
Ini: I vote to evict Cara. *leaves*

Lexi: Kris seems loyal to both Cara and Brittany. But when it comes down to it, who will he evict? Thank god it's anonymous, eh?
Kris: *enters room*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Kris.
Kris: I vote to evict Brittany. *leaves*

Lexi: Saru's been surprisingly shy and quiet. Is this just an act to throw other houseguests off guard?
Saru: *enters*
Lexi: Cast your vote, Saru.
Saru: I vote to evict Brittany. *leaves*

[In the Studio]

Lexi: Hello houseguests. In a few moments, I will announce the evicted houseguest. He or she will have a few minutes to say goodbye and pack their things. By a close vote of 6-4, Brittany, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Brittany: *getting up* Alright, bye guys.. Sad

Lexi: With Brittany evicted from the Big Brother house, how will the house be changed? Everyone, head down to the backyard, it's time for the HOH competition!

[In the Backyard]

Lexi: Dan, as outgoing HOH, you will not be able to play. Alright, this game is fairly simple and quick, it's called "Majority Rules." I will say a statement that one houseguest would most likely say and you will have the option to choose from two houseguests. As the name suggests, majority will rule. This game is fairly simple, if you're not in that majority, you will be out of the competition. Well then, let's get started.

Lexi: The first statement is, "I was raised by a pack of wolves and I had to defend myself and gather my own food." Saru or Shiro?

Adam: Saru seems like the kind of guy to boast about something so unreal.

[Saru: Adam, Ini, Kris, Shiro, Hage
Shiro: Apollo, Cara, Saru]

Lexi: The majority has voted for Saru. Apollo, Cara and Saru, you're out of the competition. The next statment is, "STOP TELEPHONING ME!" Adam or Ini?

Apollo: The competition goes from 8 to 5. WOW.
Kris: WHY IS LADY GAGA NOT AN OPTION?

[Adam: Adam, Kris, Shiro
Ini: Hage, Ini]

Lexi: The majority has voted for Adam. Hage and Ini, you're out of the competition. The next statement is, "Sometimes, I wish I was punk rocker." Dan or Hage?

[Dan: Adam
Hage: Kris, Shiro]

Lexi: The majority has voted for Hage. Adam, you're out of the competition. Kris and Shiro, as the only two left in the game, this last match will be simple. I will say a statement that a houseguest has said in the diary room. You'll then buzz in to say your answer. The statement is, "They just don't understand my swag and my street humour. I'm too fly for them."

Kris: I have to win this, I wanna be HOH soooooo bad.
Shiro: I have no idea, but I think it'll be a win-win situation. Kris will get it right, and since he and I are on good terms, I'll be in the clear this week. I do not want to go through that again..
Kris: *buzzes* Cara?
Lexi: Wrong. Shiro?
Shiro: Uh, Ini?
Lexi: Wrong. A new statement will be given. "Cara will do anything he can to break into song."
Shiro: *buzzes* SARU!
Lexi: Wrong, Kris?
Kris: Ini..?
Lexi: *blows whistle* Correct! Kris, you are this week's new HOH! Congratulations!

@Kris, PM me 2 houseguests for nominations!