Blackmail

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

IT'S BACK! AND IT MISSED YOU!

If you don't know the gist of Blackmail you post up funny quotes from chatbox and when we say funny, we mean funny. Lame posts will be deleted, also. Don't reply to somebody's post stating that it's funny, we all know that, imagine this as your own funny chatbox archives.

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

Here's two I've been holding in my signature until I decided to bring blackmail back.

Quote :: [09:17:40] Miss Devine : adam you should post more pics so i can mess around.

Quote :: [09:49:46] @ Adam : I think your application and roleplaying sizes are compensating for something that's not quite as big, Hugh..

Age : 28 Posts : 2538

Quote :: [22:08:33] Wind : I'm just gonna call you Erin. *nodod* That okay? >.>
[22:09:10] @ Aaron : Erin's a girl's name. *smacksmack* No it's not. ._.

Age : 31 Posts : 161

Quote :: [22:29:22] Jastrok : YO CARA HAPPY HANNUKAH
[22:29:39] * Caranore yawns and shakes head
[22:29:46] * Jastrok ish bored

Age : 28 Posts : 2538

Quote :: [17:33:58] Pendo has joined the chat on Fri 28 May - 17:33

[17:34:06] Pendo : You suck testies.

[17:34:19] Pendo : lol, jk.

[17:35:31] @ Aaron : You better be.

[17:35:32] @ Aaron : :Pp

[17:35:34] @ Aaron : *Razz

[17:35:53] Pendo : No, I'm not.

[17:35:58] Pendo : Do sumthin bout it. .-.

[17:36:05] Pendo : lol

[17:36:08] Pendo : I'm out

[17:36:14] Pendo : Going to get on BF Heroes

[17:36:16] Pendo has been kicked by Aaron

[17:36:19] Pendo has joined the chat on Fri 28 May - 17:36

[17:36:20] @ Aaron : Yes you are.

[17:36:23] @ Aaron : xD

[17:36:27] Pendo : ooo

[17:36:33] Pendo : lol

[17:36:38] Pendo : Jerk. >:3

[17:36:46] Pendo : I'm so siwwy.

[17:36:50] @ Aaron : Sorry babe. :3

[17:36:53] Pendo : Bye

[17:36:57] Pendo is Disconnected on Fri 28 May - 17:36

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Quote :: [15:15:07] Tatsuya Nara : I can chop your balls right off and you can re-grow them.
[15:15:12] Tatsuya Nara : Is that not freaking awesome?
[15:16:21] @ Adam : Not quiet
[15:16:35] @ Adam : I'd probably bleed to death before I'd heal if you removed my genitials.
[15:16:43] @ Adam : However I doubt you'd be able to get to them
[15:16:48] @ Adam : Except for when I'm raping you.
[15:16:59] @ Adam : I can enlarge my apendages. o.o

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[15:44:25] Stephanie has been disconnected the Sat 29 May - 15:44 (session timeout)
[15:44:25] Brad has been disconnected the Sat 29 May - 15:44 (session timeout)

Age : 28 Posts : 2538

Quote :: [13:14:29] O'Sexiness : Aaron
[13:14:41] O'Sexiness : hit me with the @
[13:15:20] @ Aaron : You mean like this?
[13:15:25] O'Sexiness has been kicked by Aaron

Age : 30 Posts : 267

Quote :: [23:20:43 31/05/10] O'Sexiness : Adam.

[23:35:18 31/05/10] @ Adam : Bed time..

[23:35:22 31/05/10] @ Adam : N-Night!.

[23:40:03 31/05/10] O'Sexiness : Adam.

[23:43:24 31/05/10] @ Dan : ...

[23:43:25 31/05/10] @ Dan : Whore.

[23:58:14 31/05/10] O'Sexiness : Dan.

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

Quote :: [00:54:07] Avarice. : I hope MJ comes back and rapes your children Rizz.

Quote :: [01:22:30] @ Adam : Dream, put it in your pooper

[01:22:39] Avarice. : it hurts

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[11:07:16] Lord Of Sexy : Noone nominated me nooooooooooooooo

[11:08:19] Initake : same

[11:08:22] Initake : me ish sad nao

[11:08:33] Keitaro Inuzuka : Same for me Sad

[11:09:16] Keitaro Inuzuka : Razz

Then again i just applied for the hell of it Razz

[11:10:06] Lord Of Sexy : so did I

[11:10:20] Lord Of Sexy : I already kno adam or any of the other staff will pick me

[11:11:03] Initake : I applied.

[11:11:12] Initake : tho I will probably be rejected...again

[11:11:28] Lord Of Sexy : hey atleast ur not one of the most hated

[11:11:48] Keitaro Inuzuka : Eh dont worry ini i'll be rejeted to it'll be my freshmen dateing year all over again xD

[11:12:12] Initake : LMAO

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Initake wrote:: [11:07:16] Lord Of Sexy : Noone nominated me nooooooooooooooo

[11:08:19] Initake : same

[11:08:22] Initake : me ish sad nao

[11:08:33] Keitaro Inuzuka : Same for me

[11:09:16] Keitaro Inuzuka : Then again i just applied for the hell of it

[11:10:06] Lord Of Sexy : so did I

[11:10:20] Lord Of Sexy : I already kno adam or any of the other staff will pick me

[11:11:03] Initake : I applied.

[11:11:12] Initake : tho I will probably be rejected...again

[11:11:28] Lord Of Sexy : hey atleast ur not one of the most hated

[11:11:48] Keitaro Inuzuka : Eh dont worry ini i'll be rejeted to it'll be my freshmen dateing year all over again xD

[11:12:12] Initake : LMAO

I got nominated like, 8 times. xD

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[21:15:55] Pattycakes has joined the chat on Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:15 pm
[21:16:00] Pattycakes : Hey there negroes
[21:16:33] Moderator status withdrawn to Pattycakes by Dan
[21:16:38] @ Dan : Mwahahahahaha!
[21:17:10] Pattycakes : bitch D=
[21:17:17] Pattycakes : I thought I got to keep that xD
[21:17:34] @ Dan : ARGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[21:17:38] @ Dan : HOW DOES IT FEEL!? D<
[21:18:31] Pattycakes : Haha. I like the litt @...Adam said I could still be Cbox mod
[21:18:37] Pattycakes : It's not bothering me yet
[21:18:47] Pattycakes : when it starts to bother me, I'll apply for mod
[21:18:49] Pattycakes : gotta go
[21:18:51] Pattycakes : schol
[21:20:16] Moderator status given to Pattycakes by Adam
[21:20:27] @ Adam : =D
[21:20:27] Moderator status withdrawn to Pattycakes by Dan
[21:22:03] @ Dan : God I win. ;3

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Dan wrote:: [21:15:55] Pattycakes has joined the chat on Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:15 pm
[21:16:00] Pattycakes : Hey there negroes
[21:16:33] Moderator status withdrawn to Pattycakes by Dan
[21:16:38] @ Dan : Mwahahahahaha!
[21:17:10] Pattycakes : bitch D=
[21:17:17] Pattycakes : I thought I got to keep that xD
[21:17:34] @ Dan : ARGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[21:17:38] @ Dan : HOW DOES IT FEEL!? D<
[21:18:31] Pattycakes : Haha. I like the litt @...Adam said I could still be Cbox mod
[21:18:37] Pattycakes : It's not bothering me yet
[21:18:47] Pattycakes : when it starts to bother me, I'll apply for mod
[21:18:49] Pattycakes : gotta go
[21:18:51] Pattycakes : schol
[21:20:16] Moderator status given to Pattycakes by Adam
[21:20:27] @ Adam : =D
[21:20:27] Moderator status withdrawn to Pattycakes by Dan
[21:22:03] @ Dan : God I win. ;3

lawl@how he got so defensive about it.

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

Quote :: [14:15:34] DustyGuitar : Aww HELL NAW
[14:15:44] DustyGuitar : I didn't know you were gay now -.-
[14:16:14] @ Adam : Is there something wrong about gays?
[14:16:31] Natsu : Oh Gawd! O_O
[14:16:37] @ Adam : I'll have you know one of our best administrators, Dan... is a complete homosexual. He just LOOOOOOVESSS the cock.
[14:16:41] @ Adam : So be nice.
[14:16:56] Natsu : Lmao
[14:17:12] Fαταl Aττrαcτioη : hehe. :3
[14:17:33] Strange Ace : lmao Adam.

Age : 27 Posts : 613

[13:41:40] ყoυɴɢ вяιтт - вяιтт : Zaney~!!! <3

[13:41:52] .вłооđ Άηgєł : Britt. ~

[13:42:42] ყoυɴɢ вяιтт - вяιтт : ZANE~!!! <3

[13:43:03] .вłооđ Άηgєł : BRITT!~ <3~

[13:43:35] ყoυɴɢ вяιтт - вяιтт : ZANE~~!!!!! <3

[13:44:12] @ Adam : Adam~~!!!!!!! <3

Age : 28 Posts : 701

[06:31:36] Bastian : bout to get laid bbl

[06:31:41] Bastian is Disconnected on Mon 21 Jun - 6:31

[06:31:52] Initake : LMAO!

Age : 28 Posts : 701

[08:30:32] @ Hugh : its hard

[08:30:38] * Aaron is happy.

Age : 28 Posts : 701

is it just me or is this blackmail not as good as 1.0?

Age : 30 Posts : 267

[19:31:29 25/06/10] @ ~Andrew~ : Be a senju o.o.

[19:31:35 25/06/10] @ ~Andrew~ : usually Senju tend to be kage o.o.

[19:31:53 25/06/10] @ Aaron : I'm the most important member in the village!.

[19:32:08 25/06/10] @ Aaron : I dun really like Senju....

[19:32:11 25/06/10] @ Matt : Your the only member in the village -.-

Age : 30 Posts : 267

[21:07:34 25/06/10] @ ~Andrew~ : shouldn't your clan have some sort of jutsu?.

[21:07:39 25/06/10] @ ~Andrew~ : to control the "Force".

[21:07:58 25/06/10] * Matt shakes his head.

[21:08:12 25/06/10] @ Matt : The force comes to us as a fat kid dose to cake.

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Haha, taken from Naruto Eternity. ;D

Age : 28 Posts : 701

[12:03:16] Joseph : I posted

[12:03:42] Joseph : I'ma go find my cheating GF break up with her and have a few shots of stolen vodka

[12:03:52] Joseph : Be back in a few hours

[12:03:55] Joseph is Disconnected on Sat 26 Jun - 12:03

[12:04:12] Shana : hell yea vodka

[12:04:26] ChaoticWolf : LMFAO!

[12:04:31] ChaoticWolf : blackmail time.

Age : 27 Posts : 613

[14:52:03] TNT : im a busy man...

[14:55:20] ყoυɴɢ вяιтт - вяιтт : Your not a ma, your a boy

[14:56:09] ყoυɴɢ вяιтт - вяιтт : man**

[14:56:31] TNT : you wouldnt say that if you saw what i got Wink

[14:56:44] ყoυɴɢ вяιтт - вяιтт : You got weed?! o.o

[14:57:26] TNT : ><

[14:57:40] TNT : it was a large penis refferance ><

Age : 28 Posts : 701

[02:17:49] Tai... : This is a strange discussion...

[02:18:14] Tai... : I feel like I've just walked in on two random people having sex...

[02:18:28] Tai... : ... or something like that : )

[02:19:17] @ Dan : Close too.

[02:19:25] @ Dan : Are you a new member to Ultimate Shinobi.

[02:19:38] Aaron has joined the chat on Tue 29 Jun - 2:19

[02:19:41] Tai... : Yes

[02:20:32] ChaoticWolf : that can't be good.

[02:20:34] ChaoticWolf : xDxDxD

[02:20:53] @ Dan : Well, welcome to our brotherhood.

[02:21:25] Tai... : Brotherhood?

[02:21:29] @ Dan : As you can see, we here at Ultimate shinobi (US for short), enjoy getting close with each other. *slaps and grabs ChaoticWolf's firm right arse cheek*

[02:21:33] Tai... : Lol. Thanks

[02:22:01] Tai... : I feel slightly uncomfortable now

[02:22:09] ChaoticWolf : *feels violated*

[02:22:13] @ Dan : No need. I have two hands.

[02:22:17] * ChaoticWolf licks Tai...

[02:22:24] @ Dan : *slaps and grabs Tai's left arse cheek*

[02:22:56] Tai... : Lol.

[02:23:06] Tai... : Best welcome I've ever recieved...

[02:23:15] @ Dan : Oh yeah.

[02:23:19] * ChaoticWolf moves close to Aaron

[02:23:25] * Dan gets on knees and begins to unzip Tai's pants.

[02:23:41] Tai... : Ok...

[02:23:41] * Aaron looks at ChaoticWolf.

[02:23:54] Tai... : This is now bodering on slightly disturbing cybersex...

[02:24:08] Tai... : And how do you know I'm wearing pants?

[02:24:15] ChaoticWolf : /cls

[02:24:16] ChaoticWolf : DAMNIT

[02:24:19] ChaoticWolf : NO MODSHIP

[02:24:19] * Dan then pulls down Tai's pants. Then flees!

[02:24:37] Tai... : Imma nudist...

[02:24:39] * ChaoticWolf pantses Dan

[02:24:47] ChaoticWolf : this is soo blackmailed.

Age : 28 Posts : 701

[06:15:49] ChaoticWolf : MEOW

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[06:29:11] Tai... : Woof, woof motherfuckers...

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