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Richard.

Dear God, what have we done to deserve this?

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♥ B. wrote:: Richard.

Dear God, what have we done to deserve this?

In my experience god tends to be more of a fickle fellow so you might not have done anything at all and he's just simply testing your resolve, really depends on your hand-picked religious belief though. So thats a question I don't think anyone is equipped to answer, though I'm sure the easiest answer is also one of the most classy: Because you touch yourself at night.

Gotta' love a classic.

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Well if it isn't my arch nemesis... Bertram! D< I will destroy you!! Oklahoma, 4 o'clock. D< VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!!
Family Guy Reference...

Welcome back Richard. Razz

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Brittany wrote:: Well if it isn't my arch nemesis... Bertram! D< I will destroy you!! Oklahoma, 4 o'clock. D< VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!!
Family Guy Reference...

Welcome back Richard.

Unfortunately you can't succeed, I'm unbeatable. You'll just have to accept the fact that I am an indestructible nightmare-beast like everyone else...

Age : 27 Posts : 613

Hageshii Ame wrote:

Brittany wrote:: Well if it isn't my arch nemesis... Bertram! D< I will destroy you!! Oklahoma, 4 o'clock. D< VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!!
Family Guy Reference...

Welcome back Richard.

Unfortunately you can't succeed, I'm unbeatable. You'll just have to accept the fact that I am an indestructible nightmare-beast like everyone else...

I shall prove thou wrong! Meet me in Oklahoma... xD

This is a major inside joke, sorry.

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This is still going? TEEHEE

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All my topics are greatest hits, thats just how I roll... *slides on shades*

Age : 30 Posts : 1236

Oh. Welcome back Richard.

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Dan wrote:: Oh. Welcome back Richard.

You don't seem very enthused to see me.

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

Hageshii Ame wrote:

Dan wrote:: Oh. Welcome back Richard.

You don't seem very enthused to see me.

Is he ever enthused? Thinking

Age : 25 Posts : 91

Quote :: Depends on when I can get my boat out of the harbor I suppose, currently have my boating license revoked because of an incident involving Cthulhu and a large quantity of unwilling 'candidates'. The court apparently ruled that sacrificing people to Dread Lord Cthulhu in order to save the human race was an illegal and immoral act...[/font]

... cthulhu... AWSOME XD

"i will swallow your soul! it matters not who you love, i will still drain the soul out of tour fleshy envolpoe!"

(calls for cthulhu, ep 1
p.s. i cannot corectly quote this so it is not accurate)

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killthothin wrote:

...I can't tell if I'm being trolled or if you really just intentionally posted something that makes me want to rip my eyes out of their sockets, put them in lil booties, and then mail them to you so they can kick your ass for assaulting them with this typo, coding, and grammar nightmare post. Probably for the picture too but I lol'd at that so I guess its not so bad. You're not cool or apparently literate enough to quote Lovecraft, sorry.

Adam wrote:

Hageshii Ame wrote:

Dan wrote:: Oh. Welcome back Richard.

You don't seem very enthused to see me.

Is he ever enthused? Thinking

Dan seemed very enthusiastic when he caught me in his mother's bedroom, I just assumed he was always like that.

Brittany wrote:

Hageshii Ame wrote:

Brittany wrote:: Well if it isn't my arch nemesis... Bertram! D< I will destroy you!! Oklahoma, 4 o'clock. D< VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!!
Family Guy Reference...

Welcome back Richard.

Unfortunately you can't succeed, I'm unbeatable. You'll just have to accept the fact that I am an indestructible nightmare-beast like everyone else...

I shall prove thou wrong! Meet me in Oklahoma... xD

This is a major inside joke, sorry.

No, how about you meet me in an abandoned alleyway with three of your most sexually appealing female friends and we talk about things there...

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I don't know you, but I am intrigued by your words.
I think you should look into becoming God. Y'know, if you haven't already.

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Nyan wrote:: I don't know you, but I am intrigued by your words.
I think you should look into becoming God. Y'know, if you haven't already.

I'm working on it, turns out its quite the process but basically it consists of living your life and then dying. After this point the plan is to just approach the current 'god' and to demand that he move his holy ass off the seat that I am rightfully entitled to because I decided I was. Since god seems to be a total pussy when it comes to direct confrontation, I'll be god then, and the sky will be filled with jello-birds and the mighty bald porn eagle.

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Can we just say this is the longest and most quoted introduction in the history of our introductions board? Sandstorms Carve Wonderful Tucans Under Peer-Pressure - Page 2 287405

Sandstorms Carve Wonderful Tucans Under Peer-Pressure - Page 2 287405

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Ωμεγα wrote:: Can we just say this is the longest and most quoted introduction in the history of our introductions board?

I believe we can Razz

thought i just add to the quotes but its not the longest, longest is like 55 posts Razz

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Ωμεγα wrote:: Can we just say this is the longest and most quoted introduction in the history of our introductions board?

That just means more incentive to continue until everyone gets bored with it, why settle for just being the best when you can solidify that position much more firmly? Why built a house when you can build a pyramid with mini-guns and flaming rocket launchers installed? Just doesn't make sense...

Klown wrote:

Ωμεγα wrote:: Can we just say this is the longest and most quoted introduction in the history of our introductions board?

I believe we can Razz

thought i just add to the quotes but its not the longest, longest is like 55 posts Razz

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