The Wish Corruption Game!

Age : 27 Posts : 613

Wish granted. But they mess up the packaging and you get a fork instead.

I wish I could have a veteran scroll.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. The Veteran scroll is now equivalent to the Member scroll. Wait, what?

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

Age : 28 Posts : 103

Granted, but you now have a stomach ache.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. You are now constantly hunted by invisible robots with powerful lazers and advanced weaponry every second of your life until you are slayed down. Enjoy a life full of terror and anxiety that is free of boredom.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

Age : 27 Posts : 613

Wish Granted. Except now you are afraid of small distances to the ground.

I wish I wasn't a loser.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. Sorry, can't corrupt such a wish.

I wish for world peace.

Age : 28 Posts : 701

granted, but then extraterrestrial beings enter the earth, think we're soft and weak, and destroy us.

i wish for a giant man eating zombie to eat Kibaka.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted and.......... I got nothing.

I wish Mankind wasn't such a pitiful species.

Age : 28 Posts : 701

Wish granted, and we are perfect

I wish we weren't perfect.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish not granted. You can't wish for something that is already there.

I wish I knew why genies add a twist to every wish they grant. Who benefits from this anyway?

Age : 28 Posts : 701

Granted, and now they add conditions. And they benefit from it... emotionally.

I wish i wish i was a fish.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. You become a fish during your next fishing trip, get caught by your family, and then eaten by your own parents. How's that for a cruel twist?

I wish for... something...

Age : 28 Posts : 701

granted, you get a penny

i wish i had two inches longer of a penis

AND ARE YOU THAT SICK!??!?!?!? DAMN YOU YOU GENIE!

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Like hell I'm going to grant that wish... ><

I wish L didn't have to die in Death Note. Sad

Age : 28 Posts : 701

Wish Granted, but he did nothing and just kept spinning.

I wish for cherry cheesecake for dessert.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. But it comes alive and eats your face off.

I wish I had a laptop. Sad

Age : 28 Posts : 701

Granted, but it blows up, killing you and all within a 10 mile radius of you.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

You did not make a wish. As such you are tranported to an alien spaceship where you are experimented on and kept alive for twelve thousand years before you are made to eat the larvae of the alien species, which turns you into one of them and enables the aliens to invade and conquer earth, turning all of its inhabitants into chocolate patties. Way to go, you idiot.

I wish for FOOD!

Age : 28 Posts : 701

Granted, but my alien comrades contaminated it and the rest of the water and food on earth when they visited. SO BOOYAH!

I wish to be shipped to another planet.