The Wish Corruption Game!

Posts : 730

You get a Fender made in China.

I am wish fer dumbness ta B gawn.

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

Wish granted, but everyone except you becomes intelligent

I wish this was the last post on this thread, ever.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. However to grant the wish someone would have to post, so therefore the wish cancels itself out and to compensate for it cookies start falling from the sky.

I wish for the next person to post to type down their post in Japanese.

Age : 30 Posts : 1701

あなたの願いが許可されますが、私は英語からの私の応答を変換するために日本に翻訳を使用している。私はクッキーを持ってしたいと思います。

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Pattycakes wrote:: あなたの願いが許可されますが、私は英語からの私の応答を変換するために日本に翻訳を使用している。私はクッキーを持ってしたいと思います.

Language Translator wrote:: Your wish is admitted, but I use translation for Japan to convert my reply from English. I want to have it with a cookie.

Err, I'm assuming you wished for a cookie. Granted, but you evolve into a new breed of Man who is incapable of eating cookies since it gives him a nasty, life-threatening rash.

I wish for the next person to post 24 hours after I post this.

Age : 33 Posts : 428

Wish granted. But, you die after you see the reply.

I wish I reached 90 Posts...

Age : 28 Posts : 2538

Wish granted, but your post count is reset!

I wish I was back in the top 10 posters.

Age : 32 Posts : 57

Granted, but everyone else left the site

I wish we were back on US 1.0

Posts : 423

wish granted. but you got banned shortly after.

i wish everyday could be summer vacation!

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. Everyday is a part of summer vacation and you get grounded for the rest of the holiday. *Sadistic laugh*

I wish Sasuke wasn't an ass.

Posts : 423

wish granted. now he's a pen15.

i wish exams didn't exist.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. Since exams don't exist Mankind's intelligence level drops and the Earth's dominant species ends up being cacti.

I wish the plural for "virus" was "viri" and not "viruses".

Age : 28 Posts : 332

wish granted. only people still pronounce it viruses for whatever reason.

I wish i was the stupidest person ever xD

Age : 31 Posts : 8965

Wish Granted, no corruption needed.

I wish Lexi's responses in these topic's weren't so fucking funny. :3

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted and well, nothing left to say.

I wish Sasuke gets a heart attack when he sees Itachi again.

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

Wish granted, but then Naruto commits suicide.

I wish I wasn't so tired..eh.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. You lose the tendency to get tired and end up imploding for no logical reason.

I wish for a topic revival!

Age : 27 Posts : 613

Wish granted, but then it dies 2 seconds later. Razz

I wish I could get into Summer Photoshop Classes. <3

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. You're sucked into a computer and are forever edited by your classmates using the Photoshop program. Congratulations, you have gotten into the Summer Photoshop Classes. Twisted Evil

I wish for a reply.

Age : 28 Posts : 2538

Wish granted, but the reply is so epic; US 2.0 goes down from overexposure to pure epicness.

I wish US 2.0 was back up now.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. However the Head Admin is now Hage and well, no more corruption is required.

I wish I could come up with a creative wish right now.

Age : 27 Posts : 613

Wish granted. But you lose it right before you're about to post it. =]

I wish I could sing.

Age : 31 Posts : 2547

Wish granted, but you sing so loud you break a mirror, and the shattered pieces kill you. Razz

I wish I knew how to play the saxophone.

Age : 27 Posts : 613

Wish granted, but you play really badly.

I wish I could win something for once in my life.

Age : 31 Posts : 1836

Wish granted. You win an all expenses paid trip to Long Island, New York.

I wish for a solid gold SPOON.